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Marcuso's 40th Birthday party in Chesterfield

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Quote by Marcuso
oh ffs you two i'll buy you a bag each
geez next you will want ice cream and jelly

Oh I'll have the ice cream and jelly NaughtyHubby kiss
surprised dont you start as well wink I dont know, nice to be popular , Julie wants me for M&M's you want me for ice cream and jelly ...... come on somone must want me for my body rotflmao
He He He ....can I use your body for a while Hubby............I have a great big pile of ironing that needs doing......and my hedge in the back garden needs cutting :twisted:
Wont be much of his body left by the time i get back Marc redface ...... bloody hell you'll do anything to get your ironing done lol
Quote by Julie1964
oh ffs you two i'll buy you a bag each
geez next you will want ice cream and jelly

Oh I'll have the ice cream and jelly NaughtyHubby kiss
surprised dont you start as well wink I dont know, nice to be popular , Julie wants me for M&M's you want me for ice cream and jelly ...... come on somone must want me for my body rotflmao
He He He ....can I use your body for a while Hubby............I have a great big pile of ironing that needs doing......and my hedge in the back garden needs cutting :twisted:
Wont be much of his body left by the time i get back Marc redface ...... bloody hell you'll do anything to get your ironing done lol
LOL...well I tried getting you to do it Julie, but you refused so I thought I'd try the NICER half of the couple........... :twisted: biggrin :evil2:
I am once again doing the badges for this munch (with a lot of help from our resident badge maker kiss)
If anyone is part of a couple (and the other parties name is not showing on the list ) please pm me with the details and what you want on the badge. ie lucyweebaps......is MrLWB coming?
If anyone is not showing on the list (for privacy) please pm me so I can sort your badge/s out
If anyone has a joint name please pm me with what you want on the badge ......ie DandL.
If you were at the yorkshire munch, I already have your details on file, I just need to now if your partners are coming smile
Thanks Kaz xxxxxxxxxx

MARCUSO>>>>>>>>>can you please copy and paste the above into your first post please :kiss:
Quote by Marcuso
Missed me off the list too sad

OMG!!!!!!
It's happening.......I'm going senile BEFOREI'm 40!
I'm really sorry sweetheart. I've added you now AND put you as confirmed.
(Could I pretend that I thought you were coming with Neil?) dunno
rotflmao Yeah, not far off the mark there! biggrin Just don't put 'Mr& ' on the badge! He'd flucking kill me! lol
See you soon! :bounce: :D I'm getting more and more excited already! :lol:
Yay I'm going to get a badge!! biggrin :D :bounce:
Quote by Alleyson
Yay I'm going to get a badge!! biggrin :D :bounce:

He He He .....you should have said something Alleyson.....you could have had one of mine......I've got loads.....lol
Major announcement folks.....................please go and have a look on the first page. If your name isn't on the list please PM me. Also, if it is on the list and it shouldn't be....please PM me and let me know.
I've been having MAJOR problems with my sanity and have missed loads of people off the list........BUT.....thanks to Kazswallows I think I have now amended that and all who should be on the list are.
I'll be sending PMs to everyone that I have on the list in the next week or so asking them to confirm whether they will be coming or not and then the week after I should have a final list. But if you see this please PM me beforehand and it'll save me a hell of a lot of work when I get to send the PM's out.
Thank you so much for bearing with me. I know the party will be a lot more organised than the run-up to it.........lol
Quote by Marcuso
I've been having MAJOR problems with my sanity and have missed loads of people off the list........BUT.....thanks to Kazswallows I think I have now amended that and all who should be on the list are.

no problems hun kiss
Quote by kazswallows

I've been having MAJOR problems with my sanity and have missed loads of people off the list........BUT.....thanks to Kazswallows I think I have now amended that and all who should be on the list are.

no problems hun kiss
Kaz.....You are such a darling and such a great help that If you weren't already married I would say..........
You'll make someone a bloody good wife :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by Marcuso

I've been having MAJOR problems with my sanity and have missed loads of people off the list........BUT.....thanks to Kazswallows I think I have now amended that and all who should be on the list are.

no problems hun kiss
Kaz.....You are such a darling and such a great help that If you weren't already married I would say.........
You'll make someone a bloody good wife :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
You cheeky b******d lol :lol: :lol:
Your munch badge says>>>>>>>>>>>>>"Senile old fart" :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by kazswallows

I've been having MAJOR problems with my sanity and have missed loads of people off the list........BUT.....thanks to Kazswallows I think I have now amended that and all who should be on the list are.

no problems hun kiss
Kaz.....You are such a darling and such a great help that If you weren't already married I would say.........
You'll make someone a bloody good wife :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
You cheeky b******d lol :lol: :lol:
Your munch badge says>>>>>>>>>>>>>"Senile old fart" :lol: :lol: :lol:
ERM....I was being complimentary babes.....Honest innocent
marcuso would it be any inconvience if one was to invite oneself to ones birthday party????
redface
louxxxx
Would be good to see you both there bailiffs wink
Go on Marcusso :wink:
Mr goodtimez
Marcuso im dead sorry but i cant come babes - new fella has just told me we have another engagement!!!!!!!!! Hope u have lots of fun tho and ill no doubt see u very soon xxxxxxx
Quote by bailiffs
marcuso would it be any inconvience if one was to invite oneself to ones birthday party????
redface
louxxxx

To be perfectly honest with you Lou, I'm very very tempted to say NO!!
I know that you've had your name down on at least 2 munch lists that you've not attended. The first one being on your own doorstep. The second one was when someone went to the trouble and expense of buying you a birthday present and you didn't leave a post on the thread or text to say that you couldn't come.
I am limited to numbers that I can allow in the venue because of fire regulations, and I'm very quickly reaching that limit.
If you can give me your word that you will DEFINITELY attend if I put you on the list, then this time I will do. BUT please, only ask if you're POSITIVE that you can attend.
*Rant over*
I'll stick you both on the list.
Please PM to confirm for definite.
Marcuso
xx
Quote by Suze43
Marcuso im dead sorry but i cant come babes - new fella has just told me we have another engagement!!!!!!!!! Hope u have lots of fun tho and ill no doubt see u very soon xxxxxxx

AAAwwwwwwww babes.....so sorry to hear that.
I was looking forward to seeing you again.
BUT .... not a problem. There WILL be other munches and I'm sure I'll get to meet the lucky fella one day soon eh?
Have a damned good night on the 12th sweetheart.
Marcuso
xx xx
Do you have any room left me and Chris would love to go if you haven't don't worry we'll see you next year at the you know what if your still up for it
Molly and Chris xx
Does anyone have a daft, funny, naughty (within reason) picture of Marcuso?????
It must be good quality as I want to play around with it :shock: (enlarge etc)
I am trying an idea for the badges.
Please pm me if you do.
(I have one from the medieval munch with Marcuso in costume, but when its enlarged the quality is to poor to edit sad)
kaz xxxxxxx
Quote by Marcuso
I am limited to numbers that I can allow in the venue because of fire regulations, and I'm very quickly reaching that limit.

wouldn't be a feckin fire risk if you weren't so old ...... suppose they'll save on electric tho rotflmao
Quote by kazswallows
Does anyone have a.... picture of Marcuso?????
It must be good quality as I want to play around with it :shock:

Quality and Marcuso and picture... in the same paragraph.... you're bloody hoping aint you Kaz?? lol Good luck... but don't hold yer breath!
sorry Marcuso biggrin Am I still invited? :shock:
Quote by Sexysteph
Does anyone have a daft, funny, naughty (within reason) picture of Marcuso?????
It must be good quality as I want to play around with it :shock: (enlarge etc)
I am trying an idea for the badges.
Please pm me if you do.
(I have one from the medieval munch with Marcuso in costume, but when its enlarged the quality is to poor to edit sad)
kaz xxxxxxx

You have a pm Kaz and naughty Postie Quality and Marcuso can happen together wink
Steph lol :lol:
I know Steph.... but it was to good an opportunity to miss!
Quote by mollyandchris
Do you have any room left me and Chris would love to go if you haven't don't worry we'll see you next year at the you know what if your still up for it
Molly and Chris xx

I'll stick you both on the list as definites babes.
I know you both love a good party.
And what's the "you know what"??....you on about the orgy ?? :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by kazswallows
Does anyone have a daft, funny, naughty (within reason) picture of Marcuso?????
It must be good quality as I want to play around with it :shock: (enlarge etc)
I am trying an idea for the badges.
Please pm me if you do.
(I have one from the medieval munch with Marcuso in costume, but when its enlarged the quality is to poor to edit sad)
kaz xxxxxxx

This one any good to you babes??

Just about sums me up eh? :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by Julie1964
I am limited to numbers that I can allow in the venue because of fire regulations, and I'm very quickly reaching that limit.

wouldn't be a feckin fire risk if you weren't so old ...... suppose they'll save on electric tho rotflmao
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Just you bloody wait......you'll come back to a cafe that's pink with yellow spots on.....you'll have to re-name it "Blobby's" :twisted: biggrin
Quote by postie
Does anyone have a.... picture of Marcuso?????
It must be good quality as I want to play around with it :shock:

Quality and Marcuso and picture... in the same paragraph.... you're bloody hoping aint you Kaz?? lol Good luck... but don't hold yer breath!
sorry Marcuso :D Am I still invited? :shock:
You bet you're invited....just so I can give my new riding crop a workout.....lol
Quote by kazswallows
Does anyone have a daft, funny, naughty (within reason) picture of Marcuso?????
It must be good quality as I want to play around with it :shock: (enlarge etc)
I am trying an idea for the badges.
Please pm me if you do.
(I have one from the medieval munch with Marcuso in costume, but when its enlarged the quality is to poor to edit :()
kaz xxxxxxx

You have a pm Kaz and naughty Postie Quality and Marcuso can happen together wink
Steph :lol: :lol:
Ermmmm....can we get the word picture in there too Steph??....or were you talking about something else......lol
Quote by postie
Does anyone have a.... picture of Marcuso?????
It must be good quality as I want to play around with it :shock:

Quality and Marcuso and picture... in the same paragraph.... you're bloody hoping aint you Kaz?? lol Good luck... but don't hold yer breath!
sorry Marcuso biggrin Am I still invited? :shock:
smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :lol: :lol: :lol: sod pot :lol: :lol:
Sexysteph, thanks hun, replied and will pick it up on my return.......family dinner calls sad :D
Thanks to SexySteph for the picture of a nearly nude Marcuso, we are going to use it. lol :lol:
Myself and Ice are working on the badges, so you're in for a real treat, there will NEVER be another badge like it :shock: :shock: biggrin
Marcuso.....I promise there is no dangly bits showing.....unfortunately neither of us had a good enough photo editing packaging to enlarge it enough to see it............ rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :giggle:
only joking, the picture is from waist height :lol: so I don't know what the size of your dangly bits are
Quote by kazswallows
Thanks to SexySteph for the picture of a nearly nude Marcuso, we are going to use it. lol :lol:
Myself and Ice are working on the badges, so you're in for a real treat, there will NEVER be another badge like it :shock: :shock: biggrin
Marcuso.....I promise there is no dangly bits showing.....unfortunately neither of us had a good enough photo editing packaging to enlarge it enough to see it............ rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :giggle:
only joking, the picture is from waist height :lol: so I don't know what the size of your dangly bits are

Oh you bugger!!!!!....lol
If you send it through for me to look at babes I might have the full size original if it's the one I'm thinking of.
Quote by Marcuso
Thanks to SexySteph for the picture of a nearly nude Marcuso, we are going to use it. lol :lol:
Myself and Ice are working on the badges, so you're in for a real treat, there will NEVER be another badge like it :shock: :shock: biggrin
Marcuso.....I promise there is no dangly bits showing.....unfortunately neither of us had a good enough photo editing packaging to enlarge it enough to see it............ rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :giggle:
only joking, the picture is from waist height :lol: so I don't know what the size of your dangly bits are

Oh you bugger!!!!!....lol
If you send it through for me to look at babes I might have the full size original if it's the one I'm thinking of.
Uuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmm NO :lol: :lol:
Tell you what, you send me the full sized version and I'll tell you if its the same one ;)
:laughabove: :laughabove:
Nice try Marcuso, but she's too smart for you hun lol
:thumbup:
Hi mate
Yes me and sazzle are def coming althoguh we seem at the moment to be seperates on your list lol !!!
Trev aka Glosguy
Quote by Darkfire
:laughabove: :laughabove:
Nice try Marcuso, but she's too smart for you hun lol
:thumbup:

LOL......no she ain't.......I'm off to the chemist tomorrow to get her a blonde hair dye...........lol
Quote by glosguy45
Hi mate
Yes me and sazzle are def coming althoguh we seem at the moment to be seperates on your list lol !!!
Trev aka Glosguy

FFS.......is THAT better??.......lol
OK an update ... Morbius can't make it any more ... but I still will be coming as a charming person has agreed to escort me ;)
C x
I'll probably be attending on my own too.
Quote by Marcuso
:laughabove: :laughabove:
Nice try Marcuso, but she's too smart for you hun lol
:thumbup:

LOL......no she ain't.......I'm off to the chemist tomorrow to get her a blonde hair dye...........lol
Speaking of chemists... has she been arrested yet, or was she not brave enough to take my film to Boots? :lol2: