Join the most popular community of UK swingers now
Login

Marcuso's 40th Birthday party in Chesterfield

last reply
628 replies
37.6k views
11 watchers
0 likes
Quote by DandL
Thank you for letting us no it just means we will have to bring more drinks but that does not matter hope to see you on saturday DandL lol

Make mine a Smooth...........lol
Quote by HuxleyNSusie
theres a small chance Huxley might be able to join mefor 9 then go back down to cheltenham on sunday morning to work would there be room for him

I've stuck him on the list as a possible babes
Quote by freckledbird
Just to say that we are still hoping to make this but it will depend on how the move goes.

Hope the move goes well babes, and hope to see you on Saturday.
xx
Quote by Angel Chat
Sorry Marc but my finances (or severe lack thereof) means that I'm not going to be able to make it this weekend after all :cry: Have a fab time everyone and a brill birthday Marcuso kiss

Sorry to hear that sweetheart. Was looking forward to seeing you again.
Hopefully see you at another one soon.
xx xx
Quote by smokerjim
I'm sorry to inform everyone but it doesn't look like Marcuso will be able to attend this party.
Unfortunately he hasn't confirmed his attendance, :small-print: therefore venue details can't be disclosed to him.
If he tries to weedle the details out of you, please report him to his 'underpaid' secretary>>>>>>>>me, and I will punish him by laying him over the office table and taking a rular to his backside :lol:
Any problems feel free to contact me. biggrin
Thankyou for your help in this matter, and hopefully a good night will be had by all.
See you saturday.
kaz
rotflmao :rotflmao:

OI!!!!!!!!!!.....ya sod.........I have never received a message saying I had to confirm.........I will be there,,,,,,,,will you??.............lol
C'mon Marcuso - you know the rules!!! Behave, or I'll take Kaz to the bar - and leave you in smoking muff's more than capable hands! blink :eeek: :blink: :eeek: :blink: :eeek: bolt :bolt: :bolt:
You can sod off.........you know smoking muff scares the sh*t out of me......lol :scared:
Quote by kazswallows
I'm sorry to inform everyone but it doesn't look like Marcuso will be able to attend this party.
Unfortunately he hasn't confirmed his attendance, :small-print: therefore venue details can't be disclosed to him.
If he tries to weedle the details out of you, please report him to his 'underpaid' secretary>>>>>>>>me, and I will punish him by laying him over the office table and taking a rular to his backside :lol:
Any problems feel free to contact me. :D
Thankyou for your help in this matter, and hopefully a good night will be had by all.
See you saturday.
kaz
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

OI!!!!!!!!!!.....ya sod.........I have never received a message saying I had to confirm.........I will be there,,,,,,,,will you??.............lol
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: it was in the small print, read all your pm's.... :lol: :lol: and so was my confirmation :lol: :lol:
:kiss:
Oh b*gger, sh*t, f*ck!!!!
Just gone back and re-read all my PMs. Confirmation duly sent.
Now am I allowed to attend??
Can I? Can I? Can I?.......pleeeeeeeaaaaaaaaase!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :twisted:
:bounce: :happy:
Kids are going to their nanny saturday morning... will see what the rest of the mafia are doing and hopefully see you all there wink
:happy: :happy: :bounce: :bounce:
:giggle: Anyone fancy holding my hand for a little while... cause I'm really quite nervous and shy...... PM's welcome :wink:
Quote by Sexysteph
:bounce: :happy:
:giggle: Anyone fancy holding my hand for a little while... cause I'm really quite nervous and shy...... PM's welcome wink

PMSL honey if you are shy I'm a fecking Virgin :wink: (and we all know that not to be true) :lol2:
BTW you owe me a new keyboard - just had coffeeimpactacus here reading that :lol2:
Steph kiss
Sees you all Saturday
dunno what you trying to say Steph lol
I really am the shy type you know :wink: It's all just a front i put on... and what a bloody big front i have... i know i know.. i can hear you all saying it now rotflmao
Quote by tattyxpx
:bounce: :happy:
Kids are going to their nanny saturday morning... will see what the rest of the mafia are doing and hopefully see you all there wink
:happy: :happy: :bounce: :bounce:
:giggle: Anyone fancy holding my hand for a little while... cause I'm really quite nervous and shy...... PM's welcome :wink:

Tatty
I'll hold your hand...........
Anything else I can help you with? :twisted: :twisted:
Well Sarah I have this yerning achey type throb going on between my legs hunny... I think i need a right good F*CK TBH with you....
redface
bolt perhaps thats just tooooo much info lol
Quote by tattyxpx
... I think i need a right good F*CK TBH with you....

Would mediocre do ?
Quote by tattyxpx
Well Sarah I have this yerning achey type throb going on between my legs hunny... I think i need a right good F*CK TBH with you....
redface
bolt perhaps thats just tooooo much info lol

Tatty
I think I had best get round to yours now.................
I don't think you will last till Saturday :lol: :shock:
Marcuso.........I know this is extremely late, but i have had my ears bent by some ppl, is there any chance of an invite to your party on Saturday? Joanne can vouch for me if you need it, also speak to Dark for a seconder!
Cheers, Steff
Quote by Marcuso
It is now a 12 midnight finish. Anyone that has booked taxis etc, will be welcome to come to mine afterwards and carry on partying there.
Look forward to seeing you on Saturday.
Marcuso
xx xx

woooooo whooooooooooooooooo more peeps for me to eat at the after party :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: hump :hump: :hump: :hump: :hump: :hump: :hump: sillyhwoar: :phwoar: :phwoar: :phwoar: :phwoar: :phwoar: blast :blast: :blast: :blast: :blast: :blast: :blast: :blast: :blast
thats if i havent eaten them all ready :rascal: :
Quote by Marcuso

OI!!!!!!!!!!.....ya sod.........I have never received a message saying I had to confirm.........I will be there,,,,,,,,will you??.............lol

C'mon Marcuso - you know the rules!!! Behave, or I'll take Kaz to the bar - and leave you in smoking muff's more than capable hands! blink :eeek: :blink: :eeek: :blink: :eeek: bolt :bolt: :bolt:
You can sod off.........you know smoking muff scares the sh*t out of me......lol :scared:
Quote by kazswallows

OI!!!!!!!!!!.....ya sod.........I have never received a message saying I had to confirm.........I will be there,,,,,,,,will you??.............lol

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: it was in the small print, read all your pm's.... lol :lol: and so was my confirmation :lol: :lol:
kiss
Oh b*gger, sh*t, f*ck!!!!
Just gone back and re-read all my PMs. Confirmation duly sent.
Now am I allowed to attend??
Can I? Can I? Can I?.......pleeeeeeeaaaaaaaaase!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :twisted:
mmmmmmmm I'll think about it .............do I get a payrise?????????
SJ - :rascal: :lol:
We can vouch for marcuso i spose, we know he can be a handfull but we think he shud be allowed to come, on the understanding that he,
A - stays in the corner.
B - comes out only to introduce me to the members of his BJ list, as i am the official tester for this.
C - does not wear shorts
D - stays in the corner
:shock: lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by Sexysteph
Well Sarah I have this yerning achey type throb going on between my legs hunny... I think i need a right good F*CK TBH with you....
redface
bolt perhaps thats just tooooo much info lol

TATTY thats the 2nd cup of coffee gone over my keyboard smackbottomwhip :smackbottom::whip:
Sorry Steph kiss surprisedops:
Quote by dambuster

... I think i need a right good F*CK TBH with you....

Would mediocre do ?

Nope no mediocre this weekend wink it's gonna have to be an absolute great F*CK or nothing i'm afraid Dammie.... But can I get plenty of passionkiss off you??? :wink:
Quote by Sarah
Well Sarah I have this yerning achey type throb going on between my legs hunny... I think i need a right good F*CK TBH with you....
:oops:
:bolt: perhaps thats just tooooo much info :lol:

Tatty
I think I had best get round to yours now.................
I don't think you will last till Saturday :lol: :shock:
:oops: I think you might be right there Sarah... maybe i should attempt this self-service mallarky..... what do you think.... confused
:bolt: before Steph spits yet another coffee all over the keyboard hahahahaha
:laughabove: The nymph tatty I like it biggrin
rotflmao
Quote by The Muttleys
We can vouch for marcuso i spose, we know he can be a handfull but we think he shud be allowed to come, on the understanding that he,
A - stays in the corner.
B - comes out only to introduce me to the members of his BJ list, as i am the official tester for this.
C - does not wear shorts
D - stays in the corner
:shock: lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

mmmmmmm unfortunately he says he's wearing the shorts :shock:
Quote by Marcuso
Red shorts clean and ironed...............Check (JUST to p*ss Julie1964 off icon_ )

he has confirmed, he agrees to A,B and D (i think :lolsmile
Kaz goes off to read the rules again biggrin
Quote by steff35
Marcuso.........I know this is extremely late, but i have had my ears bent by some ppl, is there any chance of an invite to your party on Saturday? Joanne can vouch for me if you need it, also speak to Dark for a seconder!
Cheers, Steff

:happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:
fookin hell ladies we got a brave one here !! :twisted: :evil2: Steff you have noooo idea what you're getting yourself into rotflmao :rotflmao:
bless! dont worry babes :therethere: , Dark will look after you. Honest :twisted:
Roll on Saturday drinkies biggrin
thank you so much steff and kas...that cud have been a horrible experience for everyone, phew!! , imagine marcuso with no shorts on, doesnt bear thinking about does it???
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Soooo cancel 'C', and keep the others.
You see?? , this is a salutory lesson in what can happen if you dont think out your posts. redface
OK baby sitter sorted from 5pm till we get home Sunday looking forwards to seeing all you lovely people again and tatty i will put some comfy boots on so we wont have to swap half way though the night biggrin
see you all Saturday :bounce: :bounce:
Oh and by the way ..................WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.........................................only 4 sleeps to go hehehe
lol :arrow: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
thanks
4 days to go to a party i want to go to but in GENEVA for sad
MikeC
C'mon Marcuso - you know the rules!!! Behave, or I'll take Kaz to the bar - and leave you in smoking muff's more than capable hands! blink :eeek: :blink: :eeek: :blink: :eeek: bolt :bolt: :bolt:
You can sod off.........you know smoking muff scares the sh*t out of me......lol :scared:
Can people stop using me as a form of scare tactics.
I do have feelings you know!
Right on the ends of my knuckles!
Beware I will bring the whip and toys along with me and use them on the ones who take my name in vain. I am really sweet anf gently.................honest!
Quote by tattyxpx
Nope no mediocre this weekend wink it's gonna have to be an absolute great F*CK or nothing i'm afraid Dammie.... But can I get plenty of passionkiss off you??? :wink:

I'd best some practice in then before the weekend.
Failing that, plenty of plenty sillyassionkiss: for ya :wink:
Marcuso, make sure everything has a wipe down surface.
I will talk to you about what this means, when I see you
Quote by dambuster

Nope no mediocre this weekend wink it's gonna have to be an absolute great F*CK or nothing i'm afraid Dammie.... But can I get plenty of passionkiss off you??? :wink:

I'd best some practice in then before the weekend.
Failing that, plenty of plenty sillyassionkiss: for ya :wink:
Loads and loads of :passionkiss: if thats all you can come up with babe :wink: I promise I won't hold it against you lol
C'mon Marcuso - you know the rules!!! Behave, or I'll take Kaz to the bar - and leave you in smoking muff's more than capable hands! blink :eeek: :blink: :eeek: :blink: :eeek: bolt :bolt: :bolt:

You can sod off.........you know smoking muff scares the sh*t out of me......lol :scared:
Can people stop using me as a form of scare tactics.
I do have feelings you know!
Right on the ends of my knuckles!
Beware I will bring the whip and toys along with me and use them on the ones who take my name in vain. I am really sweet anf gently.................honest!
awwwww Babes i lov ya we will both atack Mark now :twisted: :twisted:
ok ok after reading all the post i have found something worse than Marc in those damn shorts
Marc out of shorts :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: ............ ok ffs i'll even iron the feckers just keep clothes on please lol
Quote by steff35
Marcuso.........I know this is extremely late, but i have had my ears bent by some ppl, is there any chance of an invite to your party on Saturday? Joanne can vouch for me if you need it, also speak to Dark for a seconder!
Cheers, Steff

Just got in Steff.......I'll deffo stick you on the list with Jo and Vicky vouching for you m8.
Quote by kazswallows

OI!!!!!!!!!!.....ya sod.........I have never received a message saying I had to confirm.........I will be there,,,,,,,,will you??.............lol

C'mon Marcuso - you know the rules!!! Behave, or I'll take Kaz to the bar - and leave you in smoking muff's more than capable hands! blink :eeek: :blink: :eeek: :blink: :eeek: bolt :bolt: :bolt:
You can sod off.........you know smoking muff scares the sh*t out of me......lol :scared:
Quote by kazswallows

OI!!!!!!!!!!.....ya sod.........I have never received a message saying I had to confirm.........I will be there,,,,,,,,will you??.............lol

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: it was in the small print, read all your pm's.... lol :lol: and so was my confirmation :lol: :lol:
kiss
Oh b*gger, sh*t, f*ck!!!!
Just gone back and re-read all my PMs. Confirmation duly sent.
Now am I allowed to attend??
Can I? Can I? Can I?.......pleeeeeeeaaaaaaaaase!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :twisted:
mmmmmmmm I'll think about it .............do I get a payrise?????????
SJ - :rascal: :lol:
Sweetheart......you can have whatever you want......just answer the bloody question..........lol
C'mon Marcuso - you know the rules!!! Behave, or I'll take Kaz to the bar - and leave you in smoking muff's more than capable hands! :blink: :eeek: :blink: :eeek: :blink: :eeek: :bolt: :bolt: :bolt:
You can sod off.........you know smoking muff scares the sh*t out of me......lol :scared:
Can people stop using me as a form of scare tactics.
I do have feelings you know!
Right on the ends of my knuckles!
Beware I will bring the whip and toys along with me and use them on the ones who take my name in vain. I am really sweet anf gently.................honest!
awwwww Babes i lov ya we will both atack Mark now :twisted: :twisted:
LOL...bring it on.....neither of you frighten me.............(till you get within 5 yards f me......lol)
Quote by Julie1964
ok ok after reading all the post i have found something worse than Marc in those damn shorts
Marc out of shorts :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: ............ ok ffs i'll even iron the feckers just keep clothes on please lol

Quick......someone copy and paste this so she can't get out of ironing for me......lol
Quote by Sexysteph
ok ok after reading all the post i have found something worse than Marc in those damn shorts
Marc out of shorts :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: ............ ok ffs i'll even iron the feckers just keep clothes on please lol

Julie could be worse he could be in the ones I seem to have brought for his birthday when he did that favour for me and picked up that bottle of wine.
Marc my pleasure honey enjoy your shorts as a birthday pressie wink :kiss:
LOL>....I've still got those shorts somewhere Steph
Made me feel SSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOO inadequate.......lol
Quote by Marcuso
Sweetheart......you can have whatever you want......just answer the bloody question..........lol

:rascal: venue details duly sent
Quote by Marcuso
Made me feel SSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOO inadequate.......lol

Are you sure that was the shorts rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Copy and paste as much as you like ratbag i said i'd iron the shorts rotflmao
now wheres that itching powder gone :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Peek a boooooooooo Marcuso poke get Lisa's name on ere or no birthday whip from me lol
1st postin in the forum so hope ive done this rite :swingingchair: