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Do I ask for an entrance fee to cover the costs, or just pass a hat round and hope it covers it?

Quote by mistress_sassy
Aww thank you hun, I'll let you know as sson as I can. Hmmm a word of warning for you tho, if I do manage to make it, those shorts are definately history! :twisted: :twisted: lol

Quote by Julie1964
woohoo fight both of us would you Marcuso nah :twisted: :twisted:
Thanks Sassy I owe you wink

Bring it on!!!!!!
Hah!!......you don't frighten me........................in the words of my cartoon hero.
"You cannot hurt me........My wings are like a shield of steel"
(Now I hope Steel is gonna let me hide behind him)
Quote by Marcuso
"You cannot hurt me........My wings are like a shield of steel"

OOOO Batfink! :inlove: I loved batfink as a kid! I say it now to Neil and he pisses himself laughing........
Can't think why? :confused2:
Oh yeah, cos usually I'm stood in a bath towel dripping wet and looking like a drowned rat when I say it! Doens't quite have the same effect! confused
lol
Gem. x
Hi marcuso sitting next to you in sunny london enjoying youer company any chance of an invertatian to youer yualtide party. Thanks Chris.
Quote by little gem

"You cannot hurt me........My wings are like a shield of steel"

OOOO Batfink! :inlove: I loved batfink as a kid! I say it now to Neil and he pisses himself laughing........
Can't think why? :confused2:
Oh yeah, cos usually I'm stood in a bath towel dripping wet and looking like a drowned rat when I say it! Doens't quite have the same effect! confused
lol
Gem. x
I think I'd piss myself laughing too, especially if you were wearing "THAT" rope dress again................ :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Did you two want your names putting on the list babes????
Quote by cbrow
Hi marcuso sitting next to you in sunny london enjoying youer company any chance of an invertatian to youer yualtide party. Thanks Chris.

No Problem Chris.
I'll stick you on the list, and put you in bold as you've just confirmed to me.
Marcuso
can u mark us down as confirmed please marc biggrin
Quote by pleasure40070
can u mark us down as confirmed please marc biggrin

Just done................ smile :D :)
Hiya
Can anyone local offer us a bed or floor or sofa for the night. Me and will_32 can come , its just a case of accom for the night, and cant afford a hotel this time.
Thanks in advance
we are definate, just one question.
these anon gifts.. are they supposed to be propper gifts or gifts with a "twist"?
Quote by well_busty_babe
we are definate, just one question.
these anon gifts.. are they supposed to be propper gifts or gifts with a "twist"?

I'll stick you two on the list as confirmed babes...................as for the gifts......whatever you decide......Last year there were things as diverse as after-shave/perfume...............to lingerie/underwear
Can we confirm, our confirmation that we are coming smile :) :) :) :)
Love and licks :P :P :P :P
The Muttleys (Steve and Gilly)
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Quote by The Muttleys
Can we confirm, our confirmation that we are coming smile :) :) :) :)
Love and licks :P :P :P :P
The Muttleys (Steve and Gilly)
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LOL.I've already put you on as confirmed cos I know you're a pair of party animals................ (that ain't got a chance of burning my shorts)......... bolt

Thank you so much - right now then where in the name of all thats holy is me red suit - white beard sack - now reindeer - Dasher, Dancer, Prancer - oh hell Rudolph's done a bunk again - see you at the party - let me go and shoot the little shi.........
smile :) :) lol :lol: :lol:
biggrin :D smile :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D hi babe hope you are going to get some one to come and hold my you can come and hold my hand i will be real nervous. redface hope you have got me a space to stay like you said. its too far far me to come home
love wondermum xxxxxx
Theres no point in puttin titchy pleas for your shorts in your posts.................they're getting burnt............OK ?? biggrin :D :D :D :D
Quote by The Muttleys
Theres no point in puttin titchy pleas for your shorts in your posts.................they're getting burnt............OK ?? biggrin :D :D :D :D

:laughabove: rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Yeah, what they said! lol :lol: :lol:
Quote by Add+
Yo the man Mr Marcuso, put me down mate I'd love to catch up with you again ....and get to know some more damned fine people along the way.
You're a top fella in my books!
ADD+

Am I on the list mate :cry:
Quote by martellnotts

Thank you so much - right now then where in the name of all thats holy is me red suit - white beard sack - now reindeer - Dasher, Dancer, Prancer - oh hell Rudolph's done a bunk again - see you at the party - let me go and shoot the little shi.........
smile :) :) lol :lol: :lol:

OMG...It's a good job my sister never sees this site, or she'd be hunting you down.................lol
(She's one of the anti-cruelty to animals group)
Now then, fancy a nice reindeer steak? :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by wondermum
biggrin :D :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D hi babe hope you are going to get some one to come and hold my you can come and hold my hand i will be real nervous. redface hope you have got me a space to stay like you said. its too far far me to come home
love wondermum xxxxxx

I will personally come and greet you at the door and make sure you are no longer nervous before I throw you to the lions.....lol
Seriously babes.....within 20 minutes you will be wondering why you were nervous at all.
And yes, there's a bit of sleeping space with your name on it.
xx xx
Quote by The Muttleys
Theres no point in puttin titchy pleas for your shorts in your posts.................they're getting burnt............OK ?? :D :D :D :D :D

Quote by The Muttleys
Theres no point in puttin titchy pleas for your shorts in your posts.................they're getting burnt............OK ?? :D :D :D :D :D

:laughabove: rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Yeah, what they said! :lol: :lol: :lol:
Listen you lot!!!!!.......................There isn't one of you that's good enough to get my shorts off me................8 of you tried at my birthday party and failed miserably.
Hah!...I laugh in the face of danger.
BRING IT ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:twisted: :twisted:
Quote by Add+
Yo the man Mr Marcuso, put me down mate I'd love to catch up with you again ....and get to know some more damned fine people along the way.
You're a top fella in my books!
ADD+

Am I on the list mate :cry:
ooooooooooooooppppppsssssss
Sorry mate.
My underpaid secretary wasn't sat on my knee taking notes when you put the original message on, and with me being old now and senility setting in I kind of forgot to transfer your name from my list onto the board.
It's there now and emboldened cos you've confirmed.
Take care
Marcuso
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Quote by The Muttleys
Theres no point in puttin titchy pleas for your shorts in your posts.................they're getting burnt............OK ?? biggrin :D :D :D :D

:laughabove: rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Yeah, what they said! lol :lol: :lol:
Listen you lot!!!!!.......................There isn't one of you that's good enough to get my shorts off me................8 of you tried at my birthday party and failed miserably.
Hah!...I laugh in the face of danger.
But Marcuso I did managae to get them to one side though at your party !!!!
Hi Marcuso
On Your advice I'll pop me name down then please!
I'll definately come if you're happy to have me join in the celebs. I do feel a little guilty but there's no way kate can come this time.
Cheers
Jim smile
Glad you got back home safely....................although tired! and you thought it would be easy!! PMSL.........bet you never want to see a Ladder, Christmas tree, Bauble, or decoration again!!.............So there you go, due to this, MY PLACE is now very securley booked, no negotiations left!!
Oh and that kilt......................turn it off!!(cute really tho!!)
Quote by Marcuso

Thank you so much - right now then where in the name of all thats holy is me red suit - white beard sack - now reindeer - Dasher, Dancer, Prancer - oh hell Rudolph's done a bunk again - see you at the party - let me go and shoot the little shi.........
smile :) :) lol :lol: :lol:

OMG...It's a good job my sister never sees this site, or she'd be hunting you down.................lol
(She's one of the anti-cruelty to animals group)
Now then, fancy a nice reindeer steak? :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by wondermum
biggrin :D :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D hi babe hope you are going to get some one to come and hold my you can come and hold my hand i will be real nervous. redface hope you have got me a space to stay like you said. its too far far me to come home
love wondermum xxxxxx

I will personally come and greet you at the door and make sure you are no longer nervous before I throw you to the lions.....lol
Seriously babes.....within 20 minutes you will be wondering why you were nervous at all.
And yes, there's a bit of sleeping space with your name on it.
xx xx
Quote by The Muttleys
Theres no point in puttin titchy pleas for your shorts in your posts.................they're getting burnt............OK ?? :D :D :D :D :D

Quote by The Muttleys
Theres no point in puttin titchy pleas for your shorts in your posts.................they're getting burnt............OK ?? :D :D :D :D :D

:laughabove: rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Yeah, what they said! :lol: :lol: :lol:
Listen you lot!!!!!.......................There isn't one of you that's good enough to get my shorts off me................8 of you tried at my birthday party and failed miserably.
Hah!...I laugh in the face of danger.
BRING IT ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:twisted: :twisted:
Quote by Add+
Yo the man Mr Marcuso, put me down mate I'd love to catch up with you again ....and get to know some more damned fine people along the way.
You're a top fella in my books!
ADD+

Am I on the list mate :cry:
ooooooooooooooppppppsssssss
Sorry mate.
My underpaid secretary wasn't sat on my knee taking notes when you put the original message on, and with me being old now and senility setting in I kind of forgot to transfer your name from my list onto the board.
It's there now and emboldened cos you've confirmed.
Take care
Marcuso
Whooee and a big thanks for the you know what ....TOP SAUSAGE!!
hi mate , hope you can squeeze a small yam yam in.. :shock:
Quote by Add+

Thank you so much - right now then where in the name of all thats holy is me red suit - white beard sack - now reindeer - Dasher, Dancer, Prancer - oh hell Rudolph's done a bunk again - see you at the party - let me go and shoot the little shi.........
smile :) :) lol :lol: :lol:

OMG...It's a good job my sister never sees this site, or she'd be hunting you down.................lol
(She's one of the anti-cruelty to animals group)
Now then, fancy a nice reindeer steak? :twisted: :twisted:
Oh I didnt know we were having a BBQ as well :) :) :)
Quote by Marcuso
ooooooooooooooppppppsssssss
Sorry mate.
My underpaid secretary wasn't sat on my knee taking notes when you put the original message on, and with me being old now and senility setting in I kind of forgot to transfer your name from my list onto the board.
It's there now and emboldened cos you've confirmed.
Take care
Marcuso

Apologises for slacking in my duties but I've been busy taking two members to a torture chamber for piercings.
You did approve the day off, or did you forget that OLD wise one lol :lol:
Quote by kazswallows

ooooooooooooooppppppsssssss
Sorry mate.
My underpaid secretary wasn't sat on my knee taking notes when you put the original message on, and with me being old now and senility setting in I kind of forgot to transfer your name from my list onto the board.
It's there now and emboldened cos you've confirmed.
Take care
Marcuso

Apologises for slacking in my duties but I've been busy taking two members to a torture chamber for piercings.
You did approve the day off, or did you forget that OLD wise one lol :lol:
Kaz cut off his priveledges :twisted: :twisted: we'll burn em with the shorts :lol:
Quote by Jim_York
Hi Marcuso
On Your advice I'll pop me name down then please!
I'll definately come if you're happy to have me join in the celebs. I do feel a little guilty but there's no way kate can come this time.
Cheers
Jim smile

I'll stick you on the list mate.
You'll just have to make sure Kate can get to the next one :)
Quote by bipoisondwarf
Glad you got back home safely....................although tired! and you thought it would be easy!! PMSL.........bet you never want to see a Ladder, Christmas tree, Bauble, or decoration again!!.............So there you go, due to this, MY PLACE is now very securley booked, no negotiations left!!
Oh and that kilt......................turn it off!!(cute really tho!!)

The ladder was fine....it was the bloody bossy women telling me what to do that made it such hard work.........lol
Quote by burtie1000
hi mate , hope you can squeeze a small yam yam in.. :shock:

cupboard under the stairs any good to you mate?? :twisted:
Quote by martellnotts
Oh I didnt know we were having a BBQ as well :) :) :)

You bring the reindeer and I'll supply the charcoal......lol
Quote by stuartrossy1
Not too long now folks can't wait for the party should hopefully have a good laugh I am sure it will be!!!
Not 100% confirmed yet marcuso but about 85% there will def confirm soon!!
Cheers
Ps ayone from derby area willing to give me a lift there and back ?I have had 1 offer more accepted cheers
I will pay my way of course
If not I would love some cupboard space to sleep in marcuso mate, I know you are filling up quick in there!! lol lol

I'm sure Lottie won't mind sharing her bed with you.
innocent bolt
Quote by kazswallows

ooooooooooooooppppppsssssss
Sorry mate.
My underpaid secretary wasn't sat on my knee taking notes when you put the original message on, and with me being old now and senility setting in I kind of forgot to transfer your name from my list onto the board.
It's there now and emboldened cos you've confirmed.
Take care
Marcuso

Apologises for slacking in my duties but I've been busy taking two members to a torture chamber for piercings.
You did approve the day off, or did you forget that OLD wise one :lol: :lol:
OOER!!!!....are all me biatches getting tetchy lately or what??.....lol
Quote by Julie1964
Kaz cut off his priveledges :twisted: :twisted: we'll burn em with the shorts :lol:

OI!!!!!! .... Ya Bugger confused :twisted:
Pass the hat round any shortfall we could allways auction those shorts
You never wore that up the ladder lol cbrow
Quote by farmersboy
Pass the hat round any shortfall we could allways auction those shorts

LOL...I don't think there'll be chance to auction them.....they're on about ripping the, off and burning them as soon as I get there.
But I will be a true Brit, and fight them on the beaches.....lol
Quote by cbrow
You never wore that up the ladder lol cbrow

I would have if I'd known you wanted to look at me bum :twisted: :twisted:
Did you need a list of hotels??
Marcuso
Yes please marcuso better had too cold for the car