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Do I ask for an entrance fee to cover the costs, or just pass a hat round and hope it covers it?

Quote by cbrow
Yes please marcuso better had too cold for the car

Here ya go mate
Hi could u put us down on the list please
Molly & Chris xx
Would have been a pretty site if you had wore that outfit up the Ladder!!!
Never mind...........next time hopefully!
Hey bring it with you if you come down for a few days and we'll go round London as a tourist for the day.............you can frighten the others out of town.!
Quote by mollyandchris
Hi could u put us down on the list please
Molly & Chris xx

I certainly can.....did you need a hotel list? and can you confirm as soon as possible please.
Marcuso
xx
Quote by bipoisondwarf
Would have been a pretty site if you had wore that outfit up the Ladder!!!
Never mind...........next time hopefully!
Hey bring it with you if you come down for a few days and we'll go round London as a tourist for the day.............you can frighten the others out of town.!

LOL...you really think I'm going to wear a skirt in London??
:happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:
Yeah! I could even go so far as to DARE you, for the laff and the scream........can just imagine the fun.........Oh and i'll pop into a Tesco's express and nick a trolley for you to push me around in !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Still in beggin mode for a bed , sofa, floor space for myself and will_32! Any offers?
any more piccies out there of marcuso in a compromising position please lol :lol:
Booked hotel for 28 so i will have some wear to stay so looking forward to the munch.
biggrin see ya soon cbrow.
Marcuso,
managed to put in-laws off so can confirm that we will be coming smile
C x
Quote by kazswallows

ooooooooooooooppppppsssssss
Sorry mate.
My underpaid secretary wasn't sat on my knee taking notes when you put the original message on, and with me being old now and senility setting in I kind of forgot to transfer your name from my list onto the board.
It's there now and emboldened cos you've confirmed.
Take care
Marcuso

Apologises for slacking in my duties but I've been busy taking two members to a torture chamber for piercings.
You did approve the day off, or did you forget that OLD wise one lol :lol:
Hehe ADD+ laughs at Kaz. I'll show you my pierced MEMBER when I seez ya at the bash girl ...with Marco's permission of course!! wink
Quote by Add+

ooooooooooooooppppppsssssss
Sorry mate.
My underpaid secretary wasn't sat on my knee taking notes when you put the original message on, and with me being old now and senility setting in I kind of forgot to transfer your name from my list onto the board.
It's there now and emboldened cos you've confirmed.
Take care
Marcuso

Apologises for slacking in my duties but I've been busy taking two members to a torture chamber for piercings.
You did approve the day off, or did you forget that OLD wise one lol :lol:
Hehe ADD+ laughs at Kaz. I'll show you my pierced MEMBER when I seez ya at the bash girl ...with Marco's permission of course!! wink
mmmm think you may be asking the wrong guy hun, I would try asking my hubby first rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Quote by kazswallows

ooooooooooooooppppppsssssss
Sorry mate.
My underpaid secretary wasn't sat on my knee taking notes when you put the original message on, and with me being old now and senility setting in I kind of forgot to transfer your name from my list onto the board.
It's there now and emboldened cos you've confirmed.
Take care
Marcuso

Apologises for slacking in my duties but I've been busy taking two members to a torture chamber for piercings.
You did approve the day off, or did you forget that OLD wise one lol :lol:
Hehe ADD+ laughs at Kaz. I'll show you my pierced MEMBER when I seez ya at the bash girl ...with Marco's permission of course!! wink
mmmm think you may be asking the wrong guy hun, I would try asking my hubby first rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
OH feck ....slips in doggy-doo-doo big style. Sorry Kaz I assumed (wrongly) from Marco's comment that you were in some way attached. Humble apologies all round!!! redface
He can be found regularly attached to kaz's bum....cant think why confused
but then he's generally attached to other ladies bums too..............tart lol :shock:
Quote by The Muttleys
He can be found regularly attached to kaz's bum....cant think why confused
but then he's generally attached to other ladies bums too..............tart lol :shock:

oooooo you are evil :twisted: but I like it lol :lol:
Add+, teasing you hun, the amount of peeps that made the same mistake on his birthday...the benefits dunno of being his secretary.....yeh right.
Hubby is SirLee kiss
kaz xxx
helloooooooooo well we r defo cummin :happy: i bet ya so happy now aint ya lol hump
and marc can u add cherry 2 list hun ...just bin talkin 2 her and said she would like 2 cum ....and will kip on ya sofa if thats ok lol
cya all soon :inlove: :inlove: :inlove:
Quote by The Muttleys
He can be found regularly attached to kaz's bum....cant think why confused
but then he's generally attached to other ladies bums too..............tart lol :shock:

oooowwwww I resemble that remark
Quote by SirLee
He can be found regularly attached to kaz's bum....cant think why confused
but then he's generally attached to other ladies bums too..............tart lol :shock:

oooowwwww I resemble that remark
Sirlee
You have never been attached to my bum :P
Ive never been attached to sarah's bum either................................bummer!! :shock:
SirLee did u mean u resmble or resent that remark, if the former, then youre a tart too, if the latter, i apologise profusely and promise to attach myself to kaz's bum, only with your express permission lol wink
OK so I'm a TART but keep it quiet I'm trying to convince people I'm new and shy (which i am of course) innocent
sarah theres time yet :twisted:
Quote by Sexysteph
OK so I'm a TART but keep it quiet I'm trying to convince people I'm new and shy (which i am of course) innocent
sarah theres time yet :twisted:

Errrrrrrrrrrrr Lee Sweetie It ain't working lol anyway should it not read
Quote by SirLee
OK so I'm a SEXY TART but keep it quiet I'm trying to convince people I'm new and shy (which i am of course) :whistling: wink

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
come on he's got an over inflated ego as it is rotflmao :rotflmao:
Muttley if you want to attach yourself to my bum, you have MY permission biggrin
WoooooooooooHooooooooooo , i like a bit of bum attachment , specially when its a superb bum like yours xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx wink
Quote by bipoisondwarf
:happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:
Yeah! I could even go so far as to DARE you, for the laff and the scream........can just imagine the fun.........Oh and i'll pop into a Tesco's express and nick a trolley for you to push me around in !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG.....don't mention the dreaded shopping trolley.........you're a bloody nutter.........lol
Quote by redgirlmanc
Still in beggin mode for a bed , sofa, floor space for myself and will_32! Any offers?

If needs be, you two can stay over, but it'll be a case of sleep where you drop......and all the beds etc are already taken, so it might mean you end up sleeping on the floor.
Quote by kazswallows
any more piccies out there of marcuso in a compromising position please lol :lol:

Don't you dare........lol
Quote by Calista
Marcuso,
managed to put in-laws off so can confirm that we will be coming smile
C x

Woo Hoo.....I get to see the gorgeous one AND coconut balls again.......lol
Quote by kazswallows

ooooooooooooooppppppsssssss
Sorry mate.
My underpaid secretary wasn't sat on my knee taking notes when you put the original message on, and with me being old now and senility setting in I kind of forgot to transfer your name from my list onto the board.
It's there now and emboldened cos you've confirmed.
Take care
Marcuso

Apologises for slacking in my duties but I've been busy taking two members to a torture chamber for piercings.
You did approve the day off, or did you forget that OLD wise one :lol: :lol:
Hehe ADD+ laughs at Kaz. I'll show you my pierced MEMBER when I seez ya at the bash girl ...with Marco's permission of course!! wink
mmmm think you may be asking the wrong guy hun, I would try asking my hubby first rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Nah, let him ask me first Kaz, and I can tell him it'll cost him a pint :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by BiPaula
helloooooooooo well we r defo cummin :happy: i bet ya so happy now aint ya lol hump
and marc can u add cherry 2 list hun ...just bin talkin 2 her and said she would like 2 cum ....and will kip on ya sofa if thats ok :lol:
cya all soon :inlove: :inlove: :inlove:

OMG!!!!...Do you have to wetface????......lol
oooooooooo......it'll be good to see Cherry again.....is Mr Cherry coming too?
It'll be a case of sleep where she/they drop though
Quote by Sarah
He can be found regularly attached to kaz's bum....cant think why confused
but then he's generally attached to other ladies bums too..............tart lol :shock:

oooowwwww I resemble that remark
Sirlee
You have never been attached to my bum :P
Quote by Sexysteph
OK so I'm a TART but keep it quiet I'm trying to convince people I'm new and shy (which i am of course) innocent
sarah theres time yet :twisted:

Errrrrrrrrrrrr Lee Sweetie It ain't working :lol: anyway should it not read
Quote by SirLee
OK so I'm a SEXY TART but keep it quiet I'm trying to convince people I'm new and shy (which i am of course) :whistling: :wink:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by kazswallows
Muttley if you want to attach yourself to my bum, you have MY permission biggrin

Quote by The Muttleys
WoooooooooooHooooooooooo , i like a bit of bum attachment , specially when its a superb bum like yours xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx :wink:

RIGHT you lot!!!!!! Stop bloody hijacking the thread or I'll definitely be bringing the riding crop and the cane........lol
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOh snouty tart aint he? confused
Where ya gonna keep the crop and cane if youve got no keks on :shock:
Quote by The Muttleys
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOh snouty tart aint he? confused
Where ya gonna keep the crop and cane if youve got no keks on :shock:

dont think he's really bring them, isnt it slang for what he has dangling between his legs :shock:
Quote by Sexysteph
ok a little biot of a bump up the board for a very sexy hunk biggrin

Awwww Thank you hun... You mean you weren't talking about me??? DAMN! lol
Errrr..............What's a biot????
Luv Alex_DJ xxx XXX
Quote by HuxleyNSusie
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Your bloody 'l' and 'o' keys stuck again??? There is one 'llol' and two 'lollol' in there Am I being picky??? lol lol banghead
Quote by Sexysteph
smackbottom Alex you know yer sexy so stop fishing for compliments :smackbottom:
errrrrrrrrrrr a biot is a hybrid of a bit and a lot of a bump lol thought everyone knew that wink
How are the requests cumming - Your pm link is getting enough fecking airtime :wink:
Steph

A few on the thread before it was locked and some by PM hun :karaoke:
Luv Alex_DJ
Hello my friend
Can I be put down well not literally, well maybe hahahahaha.
Love Corriexxxxxxxxxxxx
16 sleeps to go!!
Seeing all our freinds..........getting horny..........getting drunk....................flirting........................................................................................................................................................burning the shorts.....................................oh what glee!!
biggrin :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
poke sillyoke: :poke: smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :cheers: :cheers:
its worth going to this party just to see marcs shorts go up in flames i just hope he aint wearing them at the time :shock: . like the muttleys say itll be another wild party nite and we just cant wait lol biggrin
Quote by The Muttleys
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOh snouty tart aint he? confused
Where ya gonna keep the crop and cane if youve got no keks on :shock:

My "keks" will be on ALL night.....cos there ain't enough of you to get them off.....lol
Quote by The Muttleys
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOh snouty tart aint he? :?
Where ya gonna keep the crop and cane if youve got no keks on :shock:

dont think he's really bring them, isnt it slang for what he has dangling between his legs :shock:
LOL....about the same thickness babes.
Quote by Sexysteph
ok a little biot of a bump up the board for a very sexy hunk biggrin
oh hang on it's Marcuso's bash lol
Wrong thread wink

OI!!!!!! :D
Quote by corriefem
Hello my friend
Can I be put down well not literally, well maybe hahahahaha.
Love Corriexxxxxxxxxxxx

You're on the list sweetheart. It'll be brilliant to see you again.
Can you confirm for me as soon as possible please?
xx xx
Quote by The Muttleys
16 sleeps to go!!
Seeing all our freinds..........getting horny..........getting drunk....................flirting........................................................................................................................................................ burning the shorts .....................................oh what glee!!
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
poke sillyoke: :poke: smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :cheers: :cheers:

Quote by pleasure40070
its worth going to this party just to see marcs shorts go up in flames i just hope he aint wearing them at the time :shock: . like the muttleys say itll be another wild party nite and we just cant wait :lol: :D

It ain't gonna happen........lol
Quote by Sexysteph
its worth going to this party just to see marcs shorts go up in flames i just hope he aint wearing them at the time :shock: . like the muttleys say itll be another wild party nite and we just cant wait :lol: :D

Definitely Wild - Marc sure knows how to entertain :wink:
Anyone who has requests they want the sexy Alex_DJ to play for them use the link below to take you direct to his PM box.
Steph :D
Can I request "wombling merry christmas"??? innocent
bolt
Quote by stuartrossy1
Hi marcuso mate
Put me down as a definate,
have sorted a lift so should be cool now thanks mate!!
will speak to you when I'm there cheers!! :lol:

Sorted mate. You're in bold now
Marcuso