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Hi my name is dave and if you want Gay chat ring xxxxxxxxxxxx

lucy_dave COME ON !!!!
defend yourself !!!! keep the thread going its greattttttttttt
I've got it !!!!!!!!!
Lucy was a lesbian in shropshire. She was a happy girl, enjoying all those girly things that all you girls love so much.
Late one night she was chilling at home, tapping away at her computer, and drinking a little wine, when all of a sudden........
OMG :shock:
Aliens !!!!! :eeek: :eeek: :eeek:
The aliens took over her body and because of Lucy's sexual persuasion (she liked to be the dominant one in her liasons) and the fact they were dumbass aliens, they sort of mixed up the personality side of things, ......... hence Dave in Lucy's body
See.................. easy init :giggle: :smug:
I think you are doin a BIG injustice to aliens! lol
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banghead
This ones stumped me lol
The word schizophrenia springs to mind here :lol:

Roses are Red
Violets are blue
I'm Lucy
And so is Dave! wink
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I think you are doin a BIG injustice to aliens! :lol:

Stevie Boy, you're doing an injustice to the rules of swinging heaven no cock shots on your avtar, get it changed before a mod has to.
Why can't some people just follow a few simple rules? :doh:
i think hes been watching to much black adder
ppssssssssssttttttttttttt dave/lucy
just so you know for next time its bob and kate :thumbup:
Shame Lucy/Dave hasn't been back to put us all right about this obvious misunderstanding. Maybe s/he is too busy having gender identity therapy to log on just now lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
minis
so i take it from your psots taht your a bum man then lol
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minis
so i take it from your psots taht your a bum man then lol

say that again in english :shock:
Quote by jamnat20032003
minis
so i take it from your psots taht your a bum man then lol

Looks like thai ladyboy language !!!!
john pull yourself together man
Hi Jamnat,I just think it needs saying especially when its true. I also thought the limerick from jim york was funny. I'm just wonderin now whether the gay girl named dave/lesbian boy called lucy is going to respond .
dont think so
sx boy speed typing was never my thgni oops thing lol