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MUST HAVE SEX AS SOON AS POSSIBLE
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STRAIGHT GUY LOOKING FOR SEXY DAYTIME FUN WITH FEMALES IN LEEDS/BRADFORD ANYTIME IN IN TOUCH AND THERE WILL BE PLENTY OF SUCKING AND FUCKING!!
OK Lets start again
Hello Pussystuffer
Welcome to SWINGING HEAVEN
ok so why have you had the pisstake? Have a look and reread your ad from a female perspective.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a good session - nothing at all but you DON'T need to shout about it to draw attention to yourself.
Writng in Capital letters is considered Shouting on the Internet and therefore rude. It also makes your post pretty difficult to read.
As a guy wanting a shag on a site such as SH you need to stand out for the right reasons. Why should anyone want to meet YOU. They don't know you :wink:
The Caps and the wording make you come across as pretty desperate - try slowing down and getting involved. The Nickname does you no favours either - you could be a fuck machine
and having seen them in use that is not a compliment as the sex is just too mechanical.Pop in the Cafe and have a look round - there is plenty of advice in the Advice thread on how to be a successful single Male on the site - might be worth a read.
If you need some help - please don't be afraid to ask and am sure someone would help - we can all help with links to threads where people have good tips etc.
The more effort you put into a site such as Swingingheaven the more fun you generally will get out of it.
Good Luck and Have fun
Steph
Steph, you are doing a sterling job around here educating newbies. I hope they are taking note!
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Pussy stuffer
Just go for a cold shower instead..much better for you
Just go for a cold shower instead..much better for you
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