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My wife's 'Fuck'-it list!!!

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Hi,
First of let me explain the purpose of this list. You may well have heard of a bucket list which is a list of things people want to do before they die. Well this is my wife's ‘fuckit’ list, a list of thing she wants to do sexually. To be clear there is no imminent death aspect to this list just a list of things she wants to try sexually.
If you are interested in helping with any of the below then drop us a line. It is her 40th coming up and what better way to celebrate than getting to choose some items from the below as a gift to remember.
These start of gentle by the way and then build up!!!
1, To passionately kiss another woman
2, To passionately kiss another woman in public like a nightclub/bar
3, To be felt up under her skirt and be groped in a nightclub by someone other than me
4, To take full advantage of the person in number 2/3 in a nightclub
5, To be taken home by another woman for a night of no holds barred sex
6, To be taken full advantage of in the back of a taxi by two people – maybe get the ride for free!
7, To lick cum (mine preferably or another man's) from another woman's cunt
8, To snowball with another woman
9, To watch me have sex with another man - oral and/or anal (I'm OK with this)
10, To be spit roasted
11, To be double penetrated
12, To have every hole filled at the same time - mouth, cunt and arse
13, To have cum in every hole at the same time
14, To have every hole filled at the same time - mouth, cunt and arse and have a cock in each hand
15, To be watched having sex in a public place
16, To do a full swap with another couple same room so she can look me in the eye during sex with another woman
17, To be fisted by another woman - my hands are too big!
18, To go dogging with another woman there and know that it will be a good atmosphere
19, For us to have sex with a very curvy black woman
20, For us to full swap with a black couple
21, To be part of a bi orgy where all touching is allowed MM/MF/FM/FF
22, To ejaculate with another woman
23, To spend time on the phone talking very dirty with another woman who is having sex
24, To be talked to dirty by another woman over the phone while we’re having sex (wife & me) – dirtier the better
25, Receive e-mails from guys telling them what they would like to do to her or her to do to them – dirtier the better
Darker fantasies from here on…!
26, To be tied up in a sex club and used in near enough any way that could be thought of
27, To be humiliated sexually
28, To be pee’ed on by another woman
29, To be the centre of a bukkake with at least ten men cumming on her
30, To be dominated by another couple and to be there sex toy for an evening
31, Have sex with a pre-op transexual - both us that is
Before you go replying back to us with 'All' as a response please take time think about what one/s you will get the most out of as well. My wife wants to know that the other person/s are getting as much from the experience as she will be. So if you could do more than reply with a list of numbers. Put some text to the reply and a picture, only if you want too that is. We will allow access to our gallery as well for the replies that we like also.
So about us as well, because that is important to you, right?
We are Lisa coming up 40, size 16-18, shaved and very open sexually and wanting to explore her fantasies that she has had for some years now. She may have her nipples pierced as well depending on how my offer of getting them done again for her birthday is taken.
Me (Steven) well I'm 37, average build and shaved below as well. As you may have guessed I am OK with all of the above happening even the one with me and another guy. The above list is a list of Lisa's fantasies but I have no problem as some of them we share.
Lisa wants to be with a woman who is going to make her feel comfortable. She need's to have curves as well. As for men, the size of a man's dick is not important (generally!) but they will need to be, well as Lisa put's it 'not an arse!'. Age either way is also not important attitude is the main thing overall.
We live in Ashford, Kent and could accommodate for some of the above but will probably meet up in a neutral nightclub, pub or hotel.
As we have no idea of the responses we may or may not get, no dates can be tied to when we can meet. Some will be easier than others to arrange and for some we will need to arrange childcare as well first.
So if you could help in fulfilling or would like to be part of any of the above then post a reply back here or drop us a message.
Thanks for reading.
Casanova
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Quote by sxhall
So if you could do more than reply with a list of numbers.

You so know people will be approaching this like a chinese take-away menu lol
Was interesting to read, have fun working through your list smile
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Quote by pebble
So if you could do more than reply with a list of numbers.

You so know people will be approaching this like a chinese take-away menu lol
Was interesting to read, have fun working through your list smile
Hi Pebble,
Expecting some will try and order a three course dinner when some people read the list (not menu).
None take your fancy then ;-)
Orgasminator
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oohhhhhhhhhhh if ya lived nearer, I wouldve loved to help.
hope your missus has a fab birthday xx
Forum Virgin
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myself and the g/f would love to help out on as many as you want, as we are up for most things.
Orgasminator
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Interesting list....
Fraser always approves of filthy fantasy fulfilment :thumbup:
/ too far away for me really sad
/ Will be in touch if I'm heading down that way!! :rascal:
FYI 3 + 4, 10 ->> 15 inclusive and......if she is really into it .....26, 27 29 and 30!!! :twisted:
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Is number 32 to find that after all that bareback sex she is still free of aids and STD's :sad:
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Quote by sxhall
Hi,
First of let me explain the purpose of this list. You may well have heard of a bucket list which is a list of things people want to do before they die. Well this is my wife's ‘fuckit’ list, .

Ah ha!!, You turned 'Bucket List' into a 'Fuckit List'... I see what you did there wink
Warming the Bed
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Quote by pebble
So if you could do more than reply with a list of numbers.

You so know people will be approaching this like a chinese take-away menu lol
Was interesting to read, have fun working through your list smile
If another 59 items were added to the list...couldn't we all play 'Fuck-It List' Bingo?
Warming the Bed
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Like it.
Hope you manage to get most of them ticked off.
Shame we not closer.
Shaz xx
Warming the Bed
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I would love to help with the fuck-it list :-)
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Good luck - I've been trying to achieve one of those for over Ten Years...
Search Fkit list on youtube to see my favourite band sing about some of your requests....
"Count every step up the Blackpool Towers
Get a bird to have a golden shower" lol
Regards
Harry Jones
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wow - some seriously horny ideas on there guys ...
Warming the Bed
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hi id love to help fuck yr mrs mmmmmm and help out
Sexlightened
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We can help with pretty much everything (all the girl girl stuff also) and have experience of +10 man Bukkake. Hope to hear from you
Sens.