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Naked Cleaner for Ladies in Cambs/Herts/Beds or NW London

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Hi Ladies
I am 54, 6ft tall, medium build, and will come to your place to do housework for you, and will be totally naked.
You can read a book, watch tele, or just watch ME ....... or maybe give me a hand ! !
There are NO fees, this is purely just for fun.
If you fancy having a naked man doing the household chores you hate, then PM or email me.
Thanks
Naked Cleaner
I have had a few emails from ladies in Herts, am now looking for emails from ladies in NW London
NC
In Manchester for 2 days this week ....... weds and thurs
So, looking to hear from Ladies in the Manchester area
Looks like your not having much luck.
Well you could come and do some cleaning for me, I have some bullocks and ferrets that need cleaning out!! whats the betting that you don't accept my offer? lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
well, i wouldn't exactly class that as household chores, personally
plus Shropshire is a bit far, sorry
dunno Maybe it's just me, but I can't see anything remotely sexy about a naked guy cleaning my bath confused
Puts me in mind of the wimpy bloke in the Mr Muscle ads with a vest on :grin:
Tracy
well, i can confirm I have more muscles than the guy with the vest on
lol
do you do ironing?
and oven scrubbing?
i also have a manky rug that needs cleaning by hand... would you be up for that?
i wont be in. but my boyfriend would be able to let you in and make you a brew.
let me know.
Hi WWB
I only do this when the Lady is at home, don't do it for Gentlemen
But yes, I would have done that for you
Glad to see you back in SH, hope you are well
Oi! WBB, gerrof! I saw him first :P
Since he won't be wearing a vest and has more muscles than Mr Muscle himself, he can set about cleaning my place . . .
. . . I won't be in either, but my teenage son will be and when he's finished picking up all the beer cans, crisp packets and assorted debris from my son's bedroom carpet, he can set to cleaning the loo, complete with said son's pubic hair all over the seat :shock: :evil2:
Tracy
awwwwwwwwww
i wonder if there are any naked gardeners around???
Hmmmm methinks WBB and Tracy are taking the piss here
I don't think its fair for you ladies up Manchester way to knock what you haven't tried
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Hmmmm methinks WBB and Tracy are taking the piss here

i am sorry, confused
i sure it is a perfectly normal thing to do, cleaning in the buff, i infact often do so myself.
its just the image i have in my head of you scurrying round my sitting room with a feather duster up your arse and my neighbours looking through the window in horror.
sorry!!!!!
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I don't think its fair for you ladies up Manchester way to knock what you haven't tried

tracy is not in manchester.. so is it ok for her to take the piss?
Hi Lou, yeah that would be funny, but I would have expected you to have closed the curtains first lol
Well, i guess its OK for anyone to take the piss
Guess I'll just put my clothes back on, and give this up
i feel all guilty now!!!!
how about i post you one of my candlesticks for you to polish and you can send it back to me?
Naked Cleaner is now out of business
No Customers, unwanted, unloved, un-appreciated, feather duster in the bin
sad
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Naked Cleaner is now out of business
No Customers, unwanted, unloved, un-appreciated, feather duster in the bin
sad

Dont give up!
The way you have responded to the mild piss taking is great - good luck to you!
that naked chef guy has rea smile
Thanks HC for your words of encouragement, but there just doesn't seem to be any interest in my post
So, no point in flogging a dead horse
NC
xx
Back from my trip to Manchester
Had a good time up there, as it turns out
Now looking for ladies in Cambs, Herts, Beds or NW London
Please PM or email me
Cheers
NC
i am Simon in Derby age 53 and will do your cleaning nude as well -or with a pinny on - just send me a message and I will be there
Bloody hell nc! You could be starting a trend here. :shock: :shock: :shock:
You keep posting mate. :cheers:
ES :grin: :grin:
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Bloody hell nc! You could be starting a trend here. :shock: :shock: :shock:
You keep posting mate. :cheers:
ES :grin: :grin:

Absolutely.... imagine all those clean houses all over the country! :thumbup:
Kim and Aggy will be out of a job soon rotflmao
Oh what a beautiful day today
Might go and do some naked gardening
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
You deserve a medal!
Trouble is, where would you pin it? lol :lol:
:cheers:
could pin it to my garden gloves I guess
or on my hat biggrin
thanks to all those who have given me encouragement on this thread
still looking for a lady in NW London area to PM or email me