Naked Cleaner for Ladies in Cambs/Herts/Beds or NW London

30 Jul 2005

Hi Ladies
My name is David, 54, 6ft tall, medium build, vwe.
I will come to your house, will strip naked, and for the next hour, I will do any housework that you want me to do.
You can be clothed, semi naked, or be naked with me
Available to Ladies in Cambs, Herts, Beds, and particularly NW London.
However, you must NOT take any pics, or video me.
If you want your chores carried out by a Naked Cleaner, daytimes only, then get in touch, and please give me a few days notice.
David

31 Jul 2005

You can be clothed, semi clothed, or naked too
Should be great fun ..... for both of us

31 Jul 2005

And there's no charge for this service???
biggrin

31 Jul 2005

This is purely for fun
NO fees

1 Aug 2005

This is a genuine ad
I am doing this purely for fun
There are definately no fees involved

1 Aug 2005

want to come and wash my car cos i can't be arsed, it should keep the old dear next door entertained as well lol

1 Aug 2005

Cleaning windows would raise a few eyebrows too, I would imagine rotflmao

1 Aug 2005

I only do this for ladies not guys, sorry

1 Aug 2005

and its always indoors not outside lol

1 Aug 2005

Quote by naked-cleaner
and its always indoors not outside lol

Yes, but you may be required to clean theinside of the windows....... they get dirty too you know!

1 Aug 2005

I would gladly clean the insides of yours Blue
anytime

1 Aug 2005

Quote by naked-cleaner
I would gladly clean the insides of yours Blue
anytime

Do you supply your own cleaning equipment, I'm all out of windowlene.

1 Aug 2005

sure, if you want
you supply the duster though

1 Aug 2005

Quote by naked-cleaner
sure, if you want
you supply the duster though

Sorry, all out of dusters too............ cleaning's just not my bag, obviously rolleyes

1 Aug 2005

Quote by naked-cleaner
I will come to your house, will strip naked, and for the next hour, I will do any housework that you want me to do.

DAMN.........I have a large house it would take at least an hour and a half!!!!.........shame..........

1 Aug 2005

Sorry Mrs Amber, you are just a bit too far away ..... otherwise .......

1 Aug 2005

oh I just have no luck!!!! lol
bolt

1 Aug 2005

lol, sorry, love the pic by the way

1 Aug 2005

Extending my area to include NW London now
lol

1 Aug 2005

Quote by bluexxx
Do you supply your own cleaning equipment, I'm all out of windowlene.

Is she related to Sharlene, Darlene and Marlene?

1 Aug 2005

Quote by flapjackboy
Do you supply your own cleaning equipment, I'm all out of windowlene.

Is she related to Sharlene, Darlene and Marlene?
Yes, she's a long lost cousin lol

:lol: :lol:

1 Aug 2005

bet she ain't as sexy as you though Blue

2 Aug 2005

hey Blue, dya still want me to clean your windows from the inside?
wink

2 Aug 2005

I'm sure your services would be much in demand in the north west! :P
Never mind London, they get all the groovy new services. Why don't you book a tour of the NW and we can all sign up for our slot? I know I've got lots of tedious jobs I'm too busy/lazy/bored to do..... :shock:
You'll be inundated I'm sure!

2 Aug 2005

I am in Manchester Monday and Tues, and am free both afternoons, so if any NW women want my service, then please PM or email me

2 Aug 2005

Quote by naked-cleaner
hey Blue, dya still want me to clean your windows from the inside?

No. I prefer to keep my windows dirty so no-one can look in. Saves on buying curtains.

2 Aug 2005

cunning plan

3 Aug 2005

I am still free on Monday and Tues afternoons next week up in Manchester
I can travel a reasonable distance from Manchester
So, if any NW Ladies fancy having some cleaning done by a naked cleaner, then please PM or email me

4 Aug 2005

well, i have a "booking" for tues afternoon, but monday afternoon is still free, if any ladies in the NW want to get intouch, then please PM or email me
Thanks

4 Aug 2005

Youve had the micky taken(in a light hearted and fun way), had knock backs, and generally not been taken very seriously, but youve soldiered on regardless and now youve got a booking wink

. Well done mate for your pure enthusiasm and pesistance, still find the whole idea pretty mad loon

but hey, what ever floats yer boat :thumbup: biggrin

:D