National "Help an anal virgin" Week

6 Jan 2006

Hi all.
As it suggests, I'm leading the "Help an Anal virgin" campaign to have a dedicated week each year for anal sex, particularly helping the less unfortunate anal virgins amongst us.
Whilst my own preference are the ladies, I am open to making this all encopassing, and allowing anyone to enjoy the week.
Suggestions for light entertainment to include:
-"Any hole's a goal" competition :twisted:
- Butt ugly- (the worst looking arse competition :shock: )
-Body beautiful (for the better looking butts wink

)
- "Arse me a question" (you have to guess who'se arse it is)
- "My arse looks like a celebrity (Guest appearance from George W Bush)
and many many more...........(suggestions welcome)
Obviously there is a very particular need for this in my case, so any ladies who wish to lend their bodies to me,( in order of course to make the week a success) are entirely welcome (Serendiptiy you are particularly welcome as I also have a thing about ankles!)
Come on let's get behind this and make it a success. )+(PS the week starts as soon as I get a good offer so no jumping the gun and leaving me out!)
Cheers
Dave

6 Jan 2006

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6 Jan 2006

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6 Jan 2006

Errr... Aaarrggghh......Errrr Just to clarify, I would prefer NOT to do the pillow eating!

6 Jan 2006

If you don't expect to take it then don't expect to give it. Love a woman with a strap on.
Rob

6 Jan 2006

Quote by BikerRob2
If you don't expect to take it then don't expect to give it. Love a woman with a strap on.
Rob

and a bonus point to you BikerRob!! :thumbup:
works a bit like the favorite SH saying: "You get out of it what you put in!' wink

6 Jan 2006

Dark, nothing better than a female with a strap on giving it too you whilst you bring yourself off or if your really lucky then adopt the position where the lady can do it all.
A note, this is only after you have taken the time to satisfy her first. I find the tongue works best too start with.

6 Jan 2006

Quote by Darkfire
If you don't expect to take it then don't expect to give it. Love a woman with a strap on.
Rob

and a bonus point to you BikerRob!! :thumbup:
works a bit like the favorite SH saying: "You get out of it what you put in!' wink

I always worry about getting out more than I put in!!

6 Jan 2006

Quote by BikerRob2
Dark, nothing better than a female with a strap on giving it too you whilst you bring yourself off or if your really lucky then adopt the position where the lady can do it all.
A note, this is only after you have taken the time to satisfy her first. I find the tongue works best too start with.

Oooo nice recovery there too! 2 points! lol

6 Jan 2006

No need for a rcovery.
Try me and find out.
PLus its a good thing you like JD as i live for it.
PLus can be an interesting toy when we've finished the bottle.

6 Jan 2006

Quote by BikerRob2
No need for a rcovery.
Try me and find out.
PLus its a good thing you like JD as i live for it.
PLus can be an interesting toy when we've finished the bottle.

fuck me hun, you going for the hat-trick ?????? :twisted: lol

all of a sudden dark gets all perky and awake :shock: :lol:

6 Jan 2006

If you give me a chance i will.
Lets go for the hatrick.

7 Jan 2006

Mrs Gordy has an amazing strap on technique -
as has been said -"do unto others as you would have them do unto you..."
Love the idea...
Gordy... biggrin

9 Jan 2006

Ok, ok, I'll try it.
Any ladies out there, relatively local, willing to break me in? (errr very gently!)

9 Jan 2006

Quote by SuperDave
Ok, ok, I'll try it.
Any ladies out there, relatively local, willing to break me in? (errr very gently!)

You're expecting to find a lady on here?
*Marcuso now walks away muttering "damn, think I just lost any hopes of meeting a woman now" ..... :twisted:

9 Jan 2006

More out of hope than realism!! lol