NEED SEX NOW !!!!!!!!!!

31 Mar 2005

Hi all, well its my 2nd day on here and i am at bursting point redface

. My sacks are full and need to be emptied into a women. CAN any one help confused

: (no i will not wank as its such a waste)
I am in sussex. am 39 tall fit and can last hours lol biggrin

31 Mar 2005

Quote by pwdr
My sacks are full and need to be emptied into a women. CAN any one help

Do you not have wheelie bins there?

31 Mar 2005

Ha Ha Ha, so r u ever down this way for some fun with me ?

31 Mar 2005

condoms will always be used, i want to remain clean and safe smile

31 Mar 2005

Quote by pwdr
Hi all, well its my 2nd day on here and i am at bursting point . My sacks are full and need to be emptied into a women. CAN any one help : (no i will not wank as its such a waste)
I am in sussex. am 39 tall fit and can last hours lol

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
Bloody hell mate !... if your this bad after just 2 days, when you do eventually find a willing female you wont have time to even unzip.......better get the persil ready for the clean up !!

31 Mar 2005

Quote by brightongoblin
Hi all, well its my 2nd day on here and i am at bursting point . My sacks are full and need to be emptied into a women. CAN any one help : (no i will not wank as its such a waste)
I am in sussex. am 39 tall fit and can last hours lol

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
Bloody hell mate !... if your this bad after just 2 days, when you do eventually find a willing female you wont have time to even unzip.......better get the persil ready for the clean up !!
Goblin, product placement! tut tut. only jesting, maybe plastic pants would be better?

31 Mar 2005

Speaking of product placement, I got them on special next month !!!! lol...
Is it me, or or you stalking me BB?? :sparring:

31 Mar 2005

Quote by brightongoblin
Speaking of product placement, I got them on special next month !!!! lol...
Is it me, or or you stalking me BB?? :sparring:

its your aroma, i just love it! :shock:

31 Mar 2005

gawd it would have to be a big cock if he needed a bin bag lol

31 Mar 2005

Bin or pin? biggrin

1 Apr 2005

so brightongoblin, what success have you had round here ? maybe you can point me in the direction of a willing lady lol

1 Apr 2005

Quote by pwdr
so brightongoblin, what success have you had round here ? maybe you can point me in the direction of a willing lady

Sorry, data protection act prevents me from diclosing any information !
All I can tell you is if you think doggin is an easy way to get a lay, your wrong...better off going to one of the cattle markets in brighton on a friday night!
However, if your looking for sex with almost strangers in an inviroment you may get caught in, or indeed an arranged session with a female or a cpl, then the best suggestion I can make is ease off a bit, talk to others on the forum, have a laugh and a joke and hey presto, you may get lucky.
Belive me, single willing doggin women dont grow on trees this way, so be prepared for a long wait.

1 Apr 2005

Quote by brightongoblin
Belive me, single willing doggin women dont grow on trees this way, so be prepared for a long wait.

unless you have the magic seed wink

listening devices attached to goblin haha

1 Apr 2005

Quote by pwdr
Hi all, well its my 2nd day on here and i am at bursting point . My sacks are full and need to be emptied into a women. CAN any one help : (no i will not wank as its such a waste)
I am in sussex. am 39 tall fit and can last hours lol

What a charmer, have you been snowed under by offers then? lol

1 Apr 2005

Frecklebird I am having to fight them off now its been a sucessful ad (not) lol
I am happy to wait as I am only 39 but I will get worried if I hit 50 and there is still no joy.
It seems there are not many single women in Sussex looking (shame) rolleyes

2 Apr 2005

Quote by pwdr
Hi all, well its my 2nd day on here and i am at bursting point . My sacks are full and need to be emptied into a women. CAN any one help : (no i will not wank as its such a waste)
I am in sussex. am 39 tall fit and can last hours lol

Try here
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/20451.html