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Seeking whatever
Quote by master55
Seeking whatever

:laughabove:
That has to be the crappest post ever!
Quote by bluexxx
Seeking whatever

:laughabove:
That has to be the crappest post ever!
He could be being spiritual......
wink
Dxx
Quote by bluexxx
Seeking whatever

:laughabove:
That has to be the crappest post ever!
Not quite lol
could have been just "SEEKING" lol
Quote by Fred
could have been just "SEEKING" lol

Or WHATEVER! :shock:
Quote by master55
Seeking whatever

I think someone should call his bluff....!!! wink
Dxxx
nice first post hehe, although shy and with name master what's that all about.
Quote by surreycouple2003
Seeking whatever

I think someone should call his bluff....!!! wink
Dxxx
Good idea..... :twisted:
OK, Master..... bring it on :grin:
Quote by LiverpoolMale
nice first post hehe, although shy and with name master what's that all about.
redface
Quote by bluexxx
Seeking whatever

I think someone should call his bluff....!!! wink
Dxxx
Good idea..... :twisted:
OK, Master..... bring it on :grin: :doh: I''m 55 and a male so............ and its a complicated system this posting business. Sorry to confuse those so experienced. But I just did not know what to say!!!!!!
Quote by master55
Seeking whatever

I think someone should call his bluff....!!! wink
Dxxx
Good idea..... :twisted:
OK, Master..... bring it on :grin: :doh: I''m 55 and a male so............ and its a complicated system this posting business. Sorry to confuse those so experienced. But I just did not know what to say!!!!!!
OK, so when can I fuck you?
:grin:
Quote by bluexxx
Seeking whatever

I think someone should call his bluff....!!! wink
Dxxx
Good idea..... :twisted:
OK, Master..... bring it on :grin: :doh: I''m 55 and a male so............ and its a complicated system this posting business. Sorry to confuse those so experienced. But I just did not know what to say!!!!!!
OK, so when can I fuck you?
Blue didn't you do enought of that at the weekend :shock:
:grin:
Quote by Sarah1448
Blue didn't you do enought of that at the weekend :shock:
:grin:

Yes, but this one's a virgin :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: - can't resist :grin:
Where's he gone...? Damn, has he escaped! :doh:
you've scared him off, I'll go find you another one :twisted: :twisted:
Let me check - So all i have to do is say i am a virgin and post a one liner and Blue will offer me a shag?
Right wheres that new topic button..................... lol
Quote by AndyS-NE
Let me check - So all i have to do is say i am a virgin and post a one liner and Blue will offer me a shag?
Right wheres that new topic button..................... lol

Yes. And I'll even provide the lube so your ass doesn't get too sore :thumbup:
Quote by zootle
I'm a virgin!

er have you seen the above thread??
lol
Quote by zootle
Maybe.
:grin:

lol :lol:
Just letting all you experienced forum users know that I'm back. :happy:
and that I live near Cambridge.
Did I detect a slight hint of sarcasm in the replies to my first posting?
Perhaps I should :giveup: now.
Quote by master55
Just letting all you experienced forum users know that I'm back. :happy:
and that I live near Cambridge.
Did I detect a slight hint of sarcasm in the replies to my first posting?
Perhaps I should :giveup: now.

Sarcasm never!!!
Bolox with the white flag - take it on the chin get in to cafe and have a good time - things will come in the course of time!!!
Quote by master55
Perhaps I should :giveup: now.

Don't give up mate we're all new once and can make errors with our first post, I know I did and a few more after that! lol
Why not try these advice threads that some of the more experienced folks on here have put togther, there may be useful advice for you, or there again there may not:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/advice/single-men.html
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/13919.html
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/20451.html
This site is about having fun so as the guys and gals have already said have fun, get yourself know and join in the fun if that's what you're after, I have seen some folks take this way too seriously and have struggled to join in as a result. Only you know what you're after but at first you may need or want to appraoch it with an open view.
Oh and maybe some more info about yourself in the profile section may also help folks to get to know more about you.
Just my thoughts anyway all the best and have fun :thumbup:
Quote by AndyS-NE
Just letting all you experienced forum users know that I'm back. :happy:
and that I live near Cambridge.
Did I detect a slight hint of sarcasm in the replies to my first posting?
Perhaps I should :giveup: now.

Sarcasm never!!!
Bolox with the white flag - take it on the chin get in to cafe and have a good time - things will come in the course of time!!!
Thanks for the advice, I think!! biggrin
I'll just watch the forum and take :notes:
Quote by kardiffuk
Perhaps I should :giveup: now.

Don't give up mate we're all new once and can make errors with our first post, I know I did and a few more after that! lol
Why not try these advice threads that some of the more experienced folks on here have put togther, there may be useful advice for you, or there again there may not:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/advice/single-men.html
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/13919.html
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/20451.html
This site is about having fun so as the guys and gals have already said have fun, get yourself know and join in the fun if that's what you're after, I have seen some folks take this way too seriously and have struggled to join in as a result. Only you know what you're after but at first you may need or want to appraoch it with an open view.
Oh and maybe some more info about yourself in the profile section may also help folks to get to know more about you.
Just my thoughts anyway all the best and have fun :thumbup:
Thanks for the advice. Most appreciated! biggrin
Quote by master55
Seeking whatever

Even my first post wasnt this bad!!!!!!Sorry man, but i cant stop larfin lol :lol: :lol: :lol: !!!!!!!!
Quote by thegreatpatel
Seeking whatever

Even my first post wasnt this bad!!!!!!Sorry man, but i cant stop larfin lol :lol: :lol: :lol: !!!!!!!!
Well we all make mistakes! redface
I now have a very tastefull pic of myself and a link to my ad.
So can all my critics kiss and make up.
Quote by master55
Seeking whatever

Even my first post wasnt this bad!!!!!!Sorry man, but i cant stop larfin lol :lol: :lol: :lol: !!!!!!!!
Well we all make mistakes! redface
I now have a very tastefull pic of myself and a link to my ad.
So can all my critics kiss and make up.
I think it's great you've took the p*ss take on the chin and ventured back!!
Keep posting and i hope you get what you've come here for!
Quote by AndyS-NE
Seeking whatever

Even my first post wasnt this bad!!!!!!Sorry man, but i cant stop larfin lol :lol: :lol: :lol: !!!!!!!!
Well we all make mistakes! redface
I now have a very tastefull pic of myself and a link to my ad.
So can all my critics kiss and make up.
I think it's great you've took the p*ss take on the chin and ventured back!!
Keep posting and i hope you get what you've come here for!
Thanks for your kind comments!