Hi, i've been advertising here for quite a while, and also emailing a few ladies but with no success.
I'm a 22 year old male and am asking for tips, from Derbyshire btw if any female is reading this and fancies showing me the ropes, available anytime for the next fortnight.
Tips on how i can present myself better, although i know i can please in bed, and am usually quite succesful at 'pulling' women who want more than just sex, this internet stuff has the better of me, and the women only want sex, yay.
Help please
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thanks tot hose 40 people who viewed and didnt reply, looks like its just the fortuante few who get succesful in the male depo, and all the ladies are prolly succesful judging by how many men there are advertising. I just want good long sex, how hard can it be, prolly easier to pull in real life, infact it is, i've had much more success than on here. BUT in real life, you cant find fuck buddys, very scarce indeed. On here, thats all that women want, COME ON, you succesfyul peeps, help me get fucked
Sex God
Quote by metaller
thanks tot hose 40 people who viewed and didnt reply, looks like its just the fortuante few who get succesful in the male depo, and all the ladies are prolly succesful judging by how many men there are advertising. I just want good long sex, how hard can it be, prolly easier to pull in real life, infact it is, i've had much more success than on here. BUT in real life, you cant find fuck buddys, very scarce indeed. On here, thats all that women want, COME ON, you succesfyul peeps, help me get fucked
I think you probably already are mate. You say you've been advertising on here for quite a while but you only joined today.
:roll: :roll: :roll: 
Sexlightened
Nah I think I'll let this one do his own thing and dig an even bigger hole, could be fun watching this one. 
Registers today then posts a few hours later moaning about a lack of reply. Ummm good luck mate me thinks you'll need it, if any of the women pile out of the cafe once I'm a celebrity has finished and happen to read this.
And as for:
I happen to think you did very well yourself without the need for help.
Registers today then posts a few hours later moaning about a lack of reply. Ummm good luck mate me thinks you'll need it, if any of the women pile out of the cafe once I'm a celebrity has finished and happen to read this.
Quote by metaller
i've had much more success than on here. BUT in real life, you cant find fuck buddys, very scarce indeed. On here, thats all that women want, COME ON, you succesfyul peeps
And as for:
Quote by metaller
help me get fucked
I happen to think you did very well yourself without the need for help.
Sex God
Quote by Sgt Bilko
I'm sure kardiffuk will be along soon to advise you !!:lol: :lol: :lol:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Quote by gocommando1969
why do men (& I am 1) write things like this.
he says very successful in real life, I'm guessing not with opening line: "Fancy being my fuck buddy"
who would want to hear that anywhere
Me, me, me!!! Any women out there that want to ask me that, don't listen to gocommando !!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: well first of all, it aint ya opening line. Usually it ends up being in a conversation when you've known em a while, when your out on the town, u just get laid thru normal flirtation and chat, ect...
On here i've been advertising for months, just posting here for, 2 days.
at the end of the day, i'm doing the very same thing as you, maybe different slightly in the kind of sex you want, only i'm single and want a fuck buddy cos i dont want a relationship, cos i enjoy sex alot, and have a very high sex drive, you lot are prolly bored with your missis or fella and want things spicing up a bit.
I'm aware there's prolly a certain community in here, and you've decided to take the piss, which is fair enough, but you get that from kids on music boards.
whats the point in beating around the bush anyway, i'm blunt and straight to the point, thats my personality
On here i've been advertising for months, just posting here for, 2 days.
at the end of the day, i'm doing the very same thing as you, maybe different slightly in the kind of sex you want, only i'm single and want a fuck buddy cos i dont want a relationship, cos i enjoy sex alot, and have a very high sex drive, you lot are prolly bored with your missis or fella and want things spicing up a bit.
I'm aware there's prolly a certain community in here, and you've decided to take the piss, which is fair enough, but you get that from kids on music boards.
whats the point in beating around the bush anyway, i'm blunt and straight to the point, thats my personality
Sex God
Quote by metaller
well first of all, it aint ya opening line. Usually it ends up being in a conversation when you've known em a while, when your out on the town, u just get laid thru normal flirtation and chat, ect...
On here i've been advertising for months, just posting here for, 2 days.
at the end of the day, i'm doing the very same thing as you, maybe different slightly in the kind of sex you want, only i'm single and want a fuck buddy cos i dont want a relationship, cos i enjoy sex alot, and have a very high sex drive, you lot are prolly bored with your missis or fella and want things spicing up a bit.
I'm aware there's prolly a certain community in here, and you've decided to take the piss, which is fair enough, but you get that from kids on music boards.
whats the point in beating around the bush anyway, i'm blunt and straight to the point, thats my personality
i was so going to wait for Kardiff to come in an answer this one... but since he isn't here.. i suppose i should do it....
if you said those lines are in the middle of a normal conversation then why do you think that this place is any different....
you are right.....you have only been here 2 days, and the one thing you will find out.. if you haven't already is that this isn't really a "quick shag" site.....
there is loads of brilliant posts around the site giving great advice.. so if i was you then i would go and hunt them out....
the reason that people have probably decided to take the piss is this.... go and have a look at a lot of the other posts with not a lot of replies and then answer the question "why is your post any different to theirs???"
you may be blunt and straight to the point... but obviously you are complaining that you are not getting replies...so might be time to figure out your approach... and if you are that desperate for a fuck buddy then go and find a pro....
sean xxxxxxxx
Quote by metaller
well first of all, it aint ya opening line. Usually it ends up being in a conversation when you've known em a while, when your out on the town, u just get laid thru normal flirtation and chat, ect...
On here i've been advertising for months, just posting here for, 2 days.
at the end of the day, i'm doing the very same thing as you, maybe different slightly in the kind of sex you want, only i'm single and want a fuck buddy cos i dont want a relationship, cos i enjoy sex alot, and have a very high sex drive, you lot are prolly bored with your missis or fella and want things spicing up a bit.
I'm aware there's prolly a certain community in here, and you've decided to take the piss, which is fair enough, but you get that from kids on music boards.
whats the point in beating around the bush anyway, i'm blunt and straight to the point, thats my personality
You keep digging that hole mate......how can you complain about not getting a fuck buddy after just a couple of posts....so your the only single guy here everyone else is just bored with their partners....keep digging......do you blame us for taking the piss you asked for it....whats makes you so special from all the other single guys.....it takes time to meet people on here get to know them first.....don't be so impatient.
over to you kardiffuk your turn!
*Kat wanders out of the Cafe to deliver a maths lesson.*
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If you continue to do the exactly the same thing, in exactly the same way, you will always get exactly the same result.
*Kat wanders back into the Cafe confident that he has once again prevailed in shedding illumination into the dark recesses of ignorance*
lhk
Quote by metaller
thats my personality
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no success.
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If you continue to do the exactly the same thing, in exactly the same way, you will always get exactly the same result.
*Kat wanders back into the Cafe confident that he has once again prevailed in shedding illumination into the dark recesses of ignorance*
lhk
Sex God
Sarah wanders into the cafe
I would suggest you take the advise given, and search for a thread on advise to single men, and then follow it.
Sarah wanders back out to see what else has been gonig on
I would suggest you take the advise given, and search for a thread on advise to single men, and then follow it.
Sarah wanders back out to see what else has been gonig on
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Sarah wanders into the cafe
I would suggest you take the advise given, and search for a thread on advise to single men, and then follow it.
Sarah wanders back out to see what else has been gonig on
(Sarah was shouting so that she could be heard in Let's Meet UP !!)
:? :? :lol: :lol: Quote by KitKat
WTF does 'prolly' mean??
A feathered brolly???
If the bloke can't be arsed to speak in English then he does need to get fucked.:x
BED :x Jags is poorly, and should be in bed, all those seeing her are to :smackbottom:
lhk
Yes Master - will you come and tuck me in??? :twisted: :twisted:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/stories/story-231.html
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Quote by Jags
WTF does 'prolly' mean??
A feathered brolly???
If the bloke can't be arsed to speak in English then he does need to get fucked.
BED :x Jags is poorly, and should be in bed, all those seeing her are to :smackbottom:
lhk
Yes Master - will you come and tuck me in??? :twisted: :twisted:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/stories/story-231.html
:P
I'd forgotten how many grammatical errors there were in that! :lol: Quote by JUGS...and don't make me send 12 burly men to keep you there!
OK - am going.
Give her one for me Kit!!!:shock: ooo - now there is an interesting thought!
lhk
I went to bed - got three phone calls and two text messages!! Coughed for 10 minutes, had two polo mints, drank a cup of nettle tea and read three chapters of a rubbish book.
NOW WHAT???
Where are the 12 burly men you promised me?????
:twisted: :twisted:
Bloody men, full of promises, all mouth and no trousers as usual.
:twisted:
NOW WHAT???
Where are the 12 burly men you promised me?????
:twisted: :twisted:
Bloody men, full of promises, all mouth and no trousers as usual.
:twisted:
Sex God
you must be popular then miss........ :twisted: :twisted:
you want 12 burley men...... no wonder my offer of a black dude rubbing in vixs didn't hit the right spot.....
sean xxxxxxx
p.s nice husy voice by the way... if you get rid of the rest can you keep that.....
you want 12 burley men...... no wonder my offer of a black dude rubbing in vixs didn't hit the right spot.....
sean xxxxxxx
p.s nice husy voice by the way... if you get rid of the rest can you keep that.....
Quote by fabio grooverider
you must be popular then miss........ :twisted: :twisted:
you want 12 burley men...... no wonder my offer of a black dude rubbing in vixs didn't hit the right spot.....
sean xxxxxxx
p.s nice husy voice by the way... if you get rid of the rest can you keep that.....
Make that 4 phone calls and 3 text messages then!!!
:shock:
:D When I had my cold my true love gave to me:
12 Burly men
11 nettle teas
10 minutes coughing
9 nosey sniffles
8 inches shagging
7 jiggled tits (average number of tit jiggles per jags cough)
6 E husky voice
5 minutes peace
4 phone calls
3 text messages
2 polo mints
and a black dude rubbing in vicks
lhk
12 Burly men
11 nettle teas
10 minutes coughing
9 nosey sniffles
8 inches shagging
7 jiggled tits (average number of tit jiggles per jags cough)
6 E husky voice
5 minutes peace
4 phone calls
3 text messages
2 polo mints
and a black dude rubbing in vicks
lhk
Quote by KitKat
When I had my cold my true love gave to me:
12 Burly men
11 nettle teas
10 minutes coughing
9 nosey sniffles
8 inches shagging
7 jiggled tits (average number of tit jiggles per jags cough)
6 E husky voice
5 minutes peace
4 phone calls
3 text messages
2 polo mints
and a black dude rubbing in vicks
lhk
AH - sweatheart - that's lovely!!
You've made Jags very happy - a miracle indeed cos I was very grumpy!
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