Newbie, looking to be shown the ropes. South Yorks, Derbys

9 Feb 2006

Hi, new to all this, i would like a couple or sexy single fem to show this newbie the ropes. Very new to this so be gentle. Oh a bit about me, hmm well, Damn good looking, erm.. tanned.. erm.. 21.. ahem... erm.. and i never tell fibs. Cant wait for all the replies im gonna get. lol

9 Feb 2006

Wilki

I mean 21 y/o Versace Vase lol

9 Feb 2006

:shock: Shh wink

Ingnore her i turned her down.. ahem.. and she just wont leave me alone..ahem... mind that is a nice bum lol

9 Feb 2006

Quote by Versace Vase
:shock: Shh Ingnore her i turned her down.. ahem.. and she just wont leave me alone..ahem... mind that is a nice bum

9 Feb 2006

You see guys it just so easy, up to now ive got 137 replies by pm. All of them from HLB mind. lol

9 Feb 2006

Quote by Versace Vase
You see guys it just so easy, up to now ive got 137 replies by pm. All of them from HLB mind.

You are such a liar!!
I only sent 136 :lol:

9 Feb 2006

Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
You see guys it just so easy, up to now ive got 137 replies by pm. All of them from HLB mind.

You are such a liar!!
I only sent 136 :lol:
the other one was off me redface

ops: :oops:

10 Feb 2006

Im such a descreet gentleman, i was going to keep your reply private. but hey.. you do realize that a certain young lady with a very nice bum (HLB) just may have the hump with you? lol

right we will comunicate via pm, (whatever pm means.. im soooo new at this) Ive now received 360 replys, and yes the majority from sexy bum, but hey this Single male thing is so easy, 2 meets at the weekend planned, but hey looking for more. Please be gentle with me remember im new to this, ahem.. and all you well estabilished couples why do you insist on c#ck pictures. :bounce:

10 Feb 2006

Quote by Versace Vase
Im such a descreet gentleman, i was going to keep your reply private. but hey.. you do realize that a certain young lady with a very nice bum (HLB) just may have the hump with you? right we will comunicate via pm, (whatever pm means.. im soooo new at this) Ive now received 360 replys, and yes the majority from sexy bum, but hey this Single male thing is so easy, 2 meets at the weekend planned, but hey looking for more. Please be gentle with me remember im new to this, ahem.. and all you well estabilished couples why do you insist on c#ck pictures. :bounce:

Hello you......long time no see
Have you seen this one mate?
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/69627.html
Marcuso

10 Feb 2006

Quote by Versace Vase
.. and all you well estabilished couples why do you insist on c#ck pictures. :bounce:

Quote by Marcuso
Hello you......long time no see
Have you seen this one mate?
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/69627.html
Marcuso

Yep you may be needed to help burn Marcuso's new red shorts.
And have you seen the link in my signature (No not the idiot guide) lol

11 Feb 2006

529 replies, 526 from a cetain person (HLB) and 2 invites to partys and 2 meets already and 36 planned! God this single male thing is so easy. Not such a newbie now.. ahem.. Im so new at this, please if anyone has any advice on friction burns and over suction. cool

Im soooo tired with all the action.....im sure i will reply after a good nights sleep. to all x wink