Orgasminator
Hi, im the Vase and im a newbie, just wondering if any female brunettes or hmm, blondes at a push, no bigger than a size 12, would agree to meet to blow out my cobwebs.
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Quote by Versace Vase
Hi, im the Vase and im a newbie, just wondering if any female brunettes or hmm, blondes at a push, no bigger than a size 12, would agree to meet to blow out my cobwebs.
:lol: Since when have you been a newbie??
:lol: :lol:
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Orgasminator
I dont know what you mean, ive got 14 inchs come on ladys, i promise to wear a mask because no other man could live upto my handsome good looks, and it would only spoil you for the rest of eternity.
Orgasminator
Hey Sarah sshhh about the newbie thing.
Orgasminator
Oh bugger,
I can remember when all you had to do is advertise as a newbie, brag/lie about the size of your manhood and how good looking you are, play hard to get and bingo.... loads of couples pming you.
How times change.
:cry:
I can remember when all you had to do is advertise as a newbie, brag/lie about the size of your manhood and how good looking you are, play hard to get and bingo.... loads of couples pming you.
How times change.
:cry:
Orgasminator
Listen lie and advertise the fact you can lick your eyebrows, and that your hung like Mal and they will beat your door down.
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