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Norfolk Spontaneous Sex Team

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If anyone's interested in forming the 1st Norfolk Spontaneous Sex Team, let me know....
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If anyone's interested in forming the 1st Norfolk Spontaneous Sex Team, let me know....

What's one of those then?
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If anyone's interested in forming the 1st Norfolk Spontaneous Sex Team, let me know....

What's one of those then?
Maybe it's like tag - team swinging? but more instant wink
Don't worry... I haven't quite worked out exactly what it is yet...but it sounds damn good all the same.... i'm thinking of some sort of network of team members, ready for sex at the drop of a hat...... but then, that's my imagination for you.... rolleyes
Sort of Speed-mating then?
Mmmnnnn.......
Jezzay
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Don't worry... I haven't quite worked out exactly what it is yet...but it sounds damn good all the same.... i'm thinking of some sort of network of team members, ready for sex at the drop of a hat...... but then, that's my imagination for you.... rolleyes

would they all have to be on the dole then dunno
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Don't worry... I haven't quite worked out exactly what it is yet...but it sounds damn good all the same.... i'm thinking of some sort of network of team members, ready for sex at the drop of a hat...... but then, that's my imagination for you.... rolleyes

Would that be my Flat Cap or my Panama Hat or my Baseball Cap?
The choice of hat would be up to the team member concerned, as would the height of drop.... and the time from hat-dropping to actual physical contact is completely variable.... confused
Perhaps us midlanders could form another team and compete against/alongside the Norfolk team........................
bit like a Tug o' Phwoar !
lol :lol: :lol:
(practicing vigorously as I type :lol: )
Can I join please? Is a hat compulsory though as I dont have one confused
Hi Norfolk BBW
A hat is not compulsory however if you do not have a hat you need to be approved first by a hat wearing dogger. So that there are no allegations of favoritism from the Norfolk selectors, as an independant Cambridgeshire chap, I hereby offer to check out Norfolk BBW to see if she is suitable.
wink lol
Regards
Harry Jones
I'd be more than happy to bring you a selection of hats for your dropping pleasure Miss Norfolk BBW...... in my capacity as self-appointed team leader.....ehem.... lol
So is this a bit like thunderbirds , you fancy a shag and call international rescue
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So is this a bit like thunderbirds , you fancy a shag and call international rescue

The only resemblance I can see it that I am like brains - I'm a geek in glasses who never gets any.
Unless of course a couple that dog remind me of Lady Penelope and Parker. Thinks ermmmm, oh yeah I know who. Noooo I can't say that would be far too cruel lol
Regards
Harry Jones
Has this one died a death now - that's a shame :cry:
Quote by HarryJones
A hat is not compulsory however if you do not have a hat you need to be approved first by a hat wearing dogger.

I thought that was a "Hat wearing Dodger" !! confused :? :? :? :? lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
Well.... what we need to get this show on the road is a list of people who'd like to form the team, i'll stick my name down first, obviously:
Boredbadboy (or Si)
Sound like a plan - count me in, Do we get a Bat Phone...?
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Perhaps us midlanders could form another team and compete against/alongside the Norfolk team........................
bit like a Tug o' Phwoar !
lol :lol: :lol:
(practicing vigorously as I type :lol: )

If there is a Midlands team and a Norfolk one can I be in both being from Lincolnshire?
Unless there is anyone in Lincolnshire wanting to make it a 3 counties championship?
:lol: :lol:
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Don't worry... I haven't quite worked out exactly what it is yet...but it sounds damn good all the same.... i'm thinking of some sort of network of team members, ready for sex at the drop of a hat...... but then, that's my imagination for you.... rolleyes

Will they be put on alert and have a pole to slide down?
Puts me in mind of the Trumpton fire brigade..... now what were their names again?......
Pugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert Dibble, Grubb
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Quote by Nomad_Soul
Perhaps us midlanders could form another team and compete against/alongside the Norfolk team........................
bit like a Tug o' Phwoar !
lol :lol: :lol:
(practicing vigorously as I type :lol: )

OOh a competition!!
Can I be Team Captain for the Midlands girls Nomad?
You sure can.... as the founder of the league, I would need to give you a thorough going over before I can award you the captaincy.... for legal and sporting reasons of course..... rolleyes