ohh are you sure? hang on i'm going to look at the web site again sure it said 9th lol
and if i'm wrong i'll have to give ya a kiss in way of saying sorry lol
and ya point is? :silly: lol
<rings bell and waits>
Okay, I joined in April this year, and probably too shiney and new with 'NEWBIE' stuck across my forehead. But can I put my name down for a provisional. I'm in the NE now, but not really sure if I'll still be here by October. If I do get invited, must I shave my pubes JUS in case? Or if it's purely a chat, pint and voddy do, then can I leave it looking like Demis Rousos?
<peeks through frosted window, noticing geometric pattern on doormat>
Ah, well, then I'll withdraw my name - I'm too much of a newbie, I thought I might be. Thank you for the link, weebapalucy-a-wam-bam-boom! x
Hey Up Sean,
for some unexplained reason to do with genetic stupidity, I seem to have neglected to add my name to your list...
so..this is me... adding my name to the list...
if you'd have me.. (plleeeese , pretty pleeese)
of course..
which you might not...
but if you don't...I'll tell everyone you are really a southerner...nerrr
So...am I in or not?? hehehehehe
(off to watch West Ham claim their place back in the Premiership in a minute.... can you tell I am happy????)
Dear bapalucyweebop! Hehe, I see what you mean now, I admit I read your reply too quickly. You were kind to post the link about munches. So I guess my pubies won't need hedge-trimming, that's good. I admit I had no idea why the link was secret. Then I realised you referred to my username.
Thanks you also to 'postie' who kindly referred me to this thread to correct my error. Much appreciated little kitty. I guess it's all down to Mr Fabio. I've never really 'chatted' with Fabio on the forums, so not sure if he knows who I am. I do bite when I'm horny, but hopefully that won't cloud his judgement of me in deciding whether I should come along for a civil moan, chat and natter with others in a public place. Either way, it's good to put faces to names. Ms SMSx (also genetically stoopid at times...)
Bap a lucy wee bop... that made me laugh.... and I'm going to call lucyweebaps that forever now.... or until she kills me..
And will Fabio let you on the list.... Hmmmm, let me think??? Erm.... are the bears in the woods not catholics???
Sean are you going put up a list?
I for one would like to see who is going up til now.
Carol
So what happens at a regular munch?
Or to save you looking at the link... I can explain...
Lucy Bap a wee bop , flies in early, goes shopping, gets her dancing shoes on... waits for 15 hours for everyone else to arrive and then the munch starts...
...mostly a munch is people peering at other peoples name badges and saying.. "OMG it's YOU!!"
While secretly thinking one of two things : "OMG I nearly shagged you once!! .....close call..." or "OMG i want to shag you... but thought you were a social leper and have avoided you...want a drink?"
Later on in the Munch it is obligatory for girls to dance.
Later on still..... the drunk fella's will dance...
Still later on... the fella's who were so drunk to dance will realise they have shot their bolt early and go to bed....on their own..
Even later than that.... a car load of d TS/TV lasses dressed as schoolgirls will arrive, who have been lost....especially if you are in Wigan at the time.
Wishmaster will be kissing anything with a vertabrae...
Jiggle will be sounding like a Brummie .... and don't confuse this with a cat going through a mangle...
Blonde will be blonde...
Tanina will be having a whale of a time....and we love her for it....
Vicky-UK will be a: having a laff b: kissing someone or c: both
Fabio is always a Gooner...
Kinkyluton will be pretending to have no fun while Marya isn't there.....
And that is my explanation of a munch....
Surely I missed something????
am i too new to even be considerd?
:) :) :) :) :) 
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my fault honey.. hope you manage to get an invite 
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Dino n H`red
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