North West - Does She Exist..??

26 Aug 2005

Quote by Mal

I like you Bluexxx....x

Thanks but you're still not getting a blow job :lol2:
Can I have one, please? Just cos I asked? lol

Mal

Yes you can have a BJ Mal, cos you're nice...... Chimpy, you can't have a BJ cos you're a prat.
Simple logic really cool

8-) 8-)

26 Aug 2005

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: innocent

26 Aug 2005

Frecklebird......please let me make one thing straight.....I know ( i hope - contradiction in terms... redface

) that what is said on here is tongue in cheek and not to be taken to heart...I know the score hun..
I dont take life too seriously - but wll throw in the odd googley to provoke a reaction.
I mean no offence to anyone....and I certainly dont take any.
Thank you kindly for taking the time to expalin...x
Chimpy... cool

26 Aug 2005

Quote by cheekychimp
......and make your own decisions

I always make my own decisions.. I've just decided to check this thread and any more of yours regularly, and post humorous comments and put downs whenever you put your foot in it again lol

I was having a nice quiet afternoon, but this is much more fun biggrin

26 Aug 2005

Cool.....whateva keeps you awake w_d.
Give us a howl.......lol
Chimpster.... cool

26 Aug 2005

Quote by cheekychimp
Your welcome.......please can I have one of your infamous....blow jobs...cmon Bluexxx....be a sport...
The Chimpster.....

You've changed your tune !

Quote by chimpy
With all due respect blue......how do you know I'd let you give me a blow job..? Send me a pic and I'll be able to make an informed decision..?

Unless.............. :shock:
Bluexxx sent you a photo secretly!
c'mon bluexxx... have you been secretly sending pics to chimp-spanker here?? :eeek:

26 Aug 2005

No such luck Postie.....
Chimpspanker - excellent.

26 Aug 2005

Bluexxx - Its fate......without a doubt.
Just looked the lets meet up post list and I was on top of you....! Mmmm
Marcus...xxx

26 Aug 2005

Quote by postie
c'mon bluexxx... have you been secretly sending pics to chimp-spanker here?? :eeek:

There's nothing secret about my pictures:
Hehehehehehehehehehehehe

26 Aug 2005

Bluexxx......you're a good egg......excellent pic........much appreciated.
You look like a fine woman.
Chimpster....x

26 Aug 2005

Quote by cheekychimp
You look like a fine woman.

....... and no, you're STILL not getting a BJ :rude:

26 Aug 2005

LOL - go on girl.....I adore a women who sticks to her guns...xxx
Marcus..x

26 Aug 2005

Quote by bluexxx
You look like a fine woman.

....... and no, you're STILL not getting a BJ :rude:
C'mon bluexx, admit it... you secretly want to make sweet monkey love with chimpzilla ....
the first step is admiting it...
we are all with you, and will still think highly of you if you do...
lol

26 Aug 2005

Quote by cheekychimp
LOL - go on girl.....I adore a women who sticks to her guns...xxx
Marcus..x

I don't use guns... just my fists :rascal:

26 Aug 2005

Bravo Postie......thank you.....pleae apply as much encouragement as possible....
I am a nice guy....really I am.
Chimpzilla - where do you get em from..x

26 Aug 2005

Oh yeah Bluexxx........ lol

Marcus....x

26 Aug 2005

Quote by cheekychimp
Bravo Postie......thank you.....pleae apply as much encouragement as possible....
I am a nice guy....really I am.
Chimpzilla - where do you get em from..x

I don't know gimpy-chimpy... but please don't confuse me taking the piss out of you.... with me being mates with you! lol

26 Aug 2005

Quote by postie
we are all with you

All with me? :shock: So, you all want to watch me fuck Chimpy, do you.....
Now, where did I put that strap on........?????
Hehehehehehehehehehehehe
lol

26 Aug 2005

Quote by bluexxx
I don't use guns... just my fists :rascal:

Ouch! :shock: :shock: :shock: :uhoh:

26 Aug 2005

Erm.......no ta.....you know what I want Bluexxx....I refer you back to the start of this Post......if we have sex too....then fine by me.
Marcus..x

26 Aug 2005

Quote by bluexxx
Now, where did I put that strap on........?????

Would these be better lol

:lol:

26 Aug 2005

Quote by wolvie_dude

Now, where did I put that strap on........?????

Would these be better lol

:lol:

Hehehehehehehehehehe..... perfect :lol:
Bend over Chimpy, me ol' mate..... this won't hurt (me :lol: )....... mewonders if Chimpy is loose enough to insert both and make them clap :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

26 Aug 2005

blue did you manage to get that watch back then smile

26 Aug 2005

LOL @ Wolvie.....not my scene mate and doubt its anyones who sane enuff to appreciate the subtleties of the fairer sex.....see my ad me old china.
Cheers.....Chimpy.. cool

26 Aug 2005

Chimpy..... I am saying this in public and in red in hope that you will get the message....
I have told you on a previous occassion that I do not wish to converse with you via PM. You have since PMed me again, and I have told you AGAIN that I do not want you to do this. PLEASE abide by my wishes. I also say in public that you are NOT invited to ANY of the meets I organise. I think you are a prize wanker and you will not fit into my social circle.
I am now considering your attempted private communication with me to be annoying and harrassing. Harrassment is against the site rules and as a moderator I am here to make sure people abide by those rules. This is your FINAL warning..... I WILL ban you if your behaviour continues in this way.

26 Aug 2005

Haha......takes one to know one......didnt like the RED text by the way.
And I dont do harrasment as you call it........the pm function can be used by anyone or it wouldn't be part of the system tools, however I bow to your wishes - considering I can't be arsed reading the so called rules & regs..!
All said without shouting and using normal text..!
Thank you.
Chimpster...... lol

26 Aug 2005

Quote by cheekychimp
And I dont do harrasment as you call it........the pm function can be used by anyone or it wouldn't be part of the system tools, however I bow to your wishes - considering I can't be arsed reading the so called rules & regs..!

Seeing as you can't be bothered to read the rules, I'll keep this short --- when someone tells you NOT to PM them you DON'T continue to do so..... got it? rolleyes

Your membership of this site hangs by a whisker........... ONE more post that is pathetic will cut the connection between you and SH.... got that too? :roll: :roll: :roll:

26 Aug 2005

What must it feel like to have the power to ban someone.....!
And to be honest.......I take offense saying my postings are pathetic...thats your biased opinion. Keep it fair Bluexxx..!

26 Aug 2005

Quote by cheekychimp
What must it feel like to have the power to ban someone.....!
And to be honest.......I take offense saying my postings are pathetic...thats your biased opinion. Keep it fair Bluexxx..!

Take offence, see if I care flipa

I am being very fair... I am giving you a chance to improve, the rest is down to you innocent

26 Aug 2005

Bluexxx - you're all heart.....x
Chimpy.... lol