Norwich man with a 7" swelling

0 likes 27 Sep 2005

Hi I am looking for a lady within 20 miles of Norwich for NSA fun on Thursday or Friday between 10 am and 4 pm who would like some mutual fun and pleaseure. I can assure you the way I feel at the moment, the 7" swelling is likley to stay up for some time, so be available for at least 3-4 hours. Ps my toung is aching as well.

Unknown User

0 likes 27 Sep 2005

seven inch swelling !!!!!......gee..quick get to the doctors and get it lanced.....if you don't it will only get worse.

summerkeithnw

Warming the Bed

0 likes 27 Sep 2005

it canny get any bigga jim,it's gonna blow :scared: :sticky:

jamnat20032003

Orgasminator

0 likes 27 Sep 2005

id have got it seen to well before it got to 7"

Sxboy

Sex God

0 likes 27 Sep 2005

Quote by jamnat20032003
id have got it seen to well before it got to 7"

possibly infected with pus..mind you coming from norwich ..who knows

jamnat20032003

Orgasminator

0 likes 27 Sep 2005

ive seen a documentary about a woman with a massive swelling on her body
it was a 8 stone tumor

Sxboy

Sex God

0 likes 27 Sep 2005

Quote by jamnat20032003
ive seen a documentary about a woman with a massive swelling on her body
it was a 8 stone tumor

jesus !!! thas a passenger and a half !!!!
how u doing james ?-

jamnat20032003

Orgasminator

0 likes 27 Sep 2005

it was it nearly killed her
when they finished she was half the woman she used to be lol

doing fine and its john redface

Sxboy

Sex God

0 likes 27 Sep 2005

Quote by jamnat20032003
it was it nearly killed her
when they fibished she was half the woman she used to be
doing fine and its john

sorry mate got da names muddled..brain nobbed at moment just got back from weekend in dublin having the liquid craic

jamnat20032003

Orgasminator

0 likes 27 Sep 2005

dont know how any one can drink it
but ive been told its good

Sxboy

Sex God

0 likes 27 Sep 2005

Quote by jamnat20032003
dont know how any one can drink it
but ive been told its good

you dont / wont drink GUINESS then ?

jamnat20032003

Orgasminator

0 likes 27 Sep 2005

tried a mouthful once
to irony for my likeing

NorfolkBBW

Sexpert

0 likes 28 Sep 2005

Quote by SXBOY
possibly infected with pus..mind you coming from norwich ..who knows

Bloody cheek lol

NorfolkBBW

Sexpert

0 likes 28 Sep 2005

Quote by SXBOY
sorry mate got da names muddled..brain nobbed at moment just got back from weekend in dublin having the liquid craic

Is the rumour I hear true? Are they finally importing the REAL stuff to the UK?
Does this mean I dont have to go back to Dublin just to get a decent pint?
Fuck I hope so.. MMmmm biggrin

Sxboy

Sex God

0 likes 28 Sep 2005

Quote by NorfolkBBW

possibly infected with pus..mind you coming from norwich ..who knows

Bloody cheek lol

Sorry meant for one idiot only ,,please accept my apologies

Sxboy

Sex God

0 likes 28 Sep 2005

Quote by NorfolkBBW

sorry mate got da names muddled..brain nobbed at moment just got back from weekend in dublin having the liquid craic

Is the rumour I hear true? Are they finally importing the REAL stuff to the UK?
Does this mean I dont have to go back to Dublin just to get a decent pint?
Fuck I hope so.. MMmmm biggrin

all guiness from next month is from st james brewery dublin ( in the uk )
yipee

NorfolkBBW

Sexpert

0 likes 28 Sep 2005

Quote by SXBOY

sorry mate got da names muddled..brain nobbed at moment just got back from weekend in dublin having the liquid craic

Is the rumour I hear true? Are they finally importing the REAL stuff to the UK?
Does this mean I dont have to go back to Dublin just to get a decent pint?
Fuck I hope so.. MMmmm biggrin

all guiness from next month is from st james brewery dublin ( in the uk )
yipee
I still have to wait till next month??? sad

HarryJones

Sex God

0 likes 28 Sep 2005

Quote by NorfolkBBW

sorry mate got da names muddled..brain nobbed at moment just got back from weekend in dublin having the liquid craic

Is the rumour I hear true? Are they finally importing the REAL stuff to the UK?
Does this mean I dont have to go back to Dublin just to get a decent pint?
Fuck I hope so.. MMmmm biggrin

all guiness from next month is from st james brewery dublin ( in the uk )
yipee
I still have to wait till next month??? sad

According to their website

All the GUINNESSÂ® sold in the UK, Ireland and North America is brewed in Ireland at the historic St. Jamesâ€™s Gate Brewery in Dublin.

However to get the best you need to come to Cambridge wink

Harry Jones

NorfolkBBW

Sexpert

0 likes 28 Sep 2005

Quote by HarryJones

sorry mate got da names muddled..brain nobbed at moment just got back from weekend in dublin having the liquid craic

Is the rumour I hear true? Are they finally importing the REAL stuff to the UK?
Does this mean I dont have to go back to Dublin just to get a decent pint?
Fuck I hope so.. MMmmm biggrin

all guiness from next month is from st james brewery dublin ( in the uk )
yipee
I still have to wait till next month??? sad

According to their website

All the GUINNESSÂ® sold in the UK, Ireland and North America is brewed in Ireland at the historic St. Jamesâ€™s Gate Brewery in Dublin.

However to get the best you need to come to Cambridge wink

Harry Jones
Bloody hell Mr Harry Jones, that was a hint and a half lol

Unknown User

0 likes 29 Sep 2005

has his swelling been lanced yet.....

Sxboy

Sex God

0 likes 29 Sep 2005

Quote by goodporking
has his swelling been lanced yet.....

Whose Lance ? and is he any good ?

HarryJones

Sex God

0 likes 29 Sep 2005

Quote by NorfolkBBW

However to get the best you need to come to Cambridge
Harry Jones

Bloody hell Mr Harry Jones, that was a hint and a half lol

Even more exciting news, forget your pint of guinness, the 28th Norwich Beer Festival is on from 24-29 October, I'm off all week so will either be there on Monday evening or Friday lunchtime or evening depending on if anyone wants to join me for a pint.

NorfolkBBW

Sexpert

0 likes 1 Oct 2005

Quote by HarryJones
Even more exciting news, forget your pint of guinness, the 28th Norwich Beer Festival is on from 24-29 October, I'm off all week so will either be there on Monday evening or Friday lunchtime or evening depending on if anyone wants to join me for a pint.

Count me in! :P

HarryJones

Sex God

0 likes 1 Oct 2005

Quote by NorfolkBBW

Even more exciting news, forget your pint of guinness, the 28th Norwich Beer Festival is on from 24-29 October, I'm off all week so will either be there on Monday evening or Friday lunchtime or evening depending on if anyone wants to join me for a pint.

Count me in! :P
Hurray biggrin

PM me when would fit you best and I can start making plans.

adeymull

Sexlightened

0 likes 1 Oct 2005

harry iam there monday night as i do every year with my trophy pint glass and my half for experimental medical purposes
biggrin

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

:cheers: :drinkies: :cheers: :drinkies: :cheers: :drinkies: :silly: rotflmao

HarryJones

Sex God

0 likes 1 Oct 2005

I think it was a Monday night I went on last year, there was this great band on I think they might have had a brass section (saxophonists) etc in them and a female in the band. I also got to try Milton Ur 9.5% for the first time, amazing stuff, and still managed to walk back to the train station (or had I cycled I cant remember)

lancyuk

Orgasminator

0 likes 1 Oct 2005

Quote by SXBOY
has his swelling been lanced yet.....

Whose Lance ? and is he any good ?
;)

NorfolkBBW

Sexpert

0 likes 1 Oct 2005

Quote by adeymull
harry iam there monday night

Monday night looks good for all - beer beer beer beer & more beer - maybe a quickie blow job too with any luck ? lol

flapjackboy

Orgasminator

0 likes 1 Oct 2005

Quote by NorfolkBBW

Even more exciting news, forget your pint of guinness, the 28th Norwich Beer Festival is on from 24-29 October, I'm off all week so will either be there on Monday evening or Friday lunchtime or evening depending on if anyone wants to join me for a pint.

Count me in! :P
Me too! :cheers:

NorfolkBBW

Sexpert

0 likes 1 Oct 2005

Quote by flapjackboy
Me too! :cheers:

Another one? we'll take over the festival as a munch soon lol
How about getting a room and having a party afterwards?