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Oh Well, Here Goes (WLTM Bi-fem for meet this weekend, Wilts

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Pete_sw
Sex God
Hi everyone wave
Before we start, if we catch anyone sniggering they will get this smackbottom and sent to sit on the naughty step rolleyes
Seriously now
One of those ‘Blue Moon In The Sky” moments has occurred and we find ourselves with a Saturday / Sunday with all offspring and lodgers doing a bunk for the weekend. :bounce:
Now then, what we would really like is to meet up with a localish bi-fem, just for a few drinks, no pressure, just a meet and see how things go from there. We can accommodate Saturday night should the wine flow a little too freely and as some site members now know, we really don’t bite.
Oi you lot, what did we say about sniggering? :roll: look if you don’t ask, you don’t get lol besides, these occasions are far to rare for us at the moment to pass up :rascal:
Oh well, here’s hoping
Our Advert # is 475985 ………………. If we get a genuine reply to this I’m doing the lottery this week :lol:
shad
Orgasminator
Quote by Pete_sw
Hi everyone wave
Before we start, if we catch anyone sniggering they will get this smackbottom and sent to sit on the naughty step rolleyes
Seriously now
One of those ‘Blue Moon In The Sky” moments has occurred and we find ourselves with a Saturday / Sunday with all offspring and lodgers doing a bunk for the weekend. :bounce:
Now then, what we would really like is to meet up with a localish bi-fem, just for a few drinks, no pressure, just a meet and see how things go from there. We can accommodate Saturday night should the wine flow a little too freely and as some site members now know, we really don’t bite.
Oi you lot, what did we say about sniggering? :roll: look if you don’t ask, you don’t get lol besides, these occasions are far to rare for us at the moment to pass up :rascal:
Oh well, here’s hoping
Our Advert # is 475985 ………………. If we get a genuine reply to this I’m doing the lottery this week :lol:

Well if you check out the photo ads it would seem to be littered with bi fems, may be pie in the sky but wish you luck in your search.
Pete_sw
Sex God
Quote by Versace Vase
No im Bi Fem

:shock: ooookayyyyy :rascal:
Unknown User
Quote by Pete_sw
as some site members now know, we really don’t bite.

Good luck mate biggrin
and can I just add we've both recently spent some time socialising with this couple and they are both wonderfull hosts :D :D
Pete_sw
Sex God
Quote by shad
Well if you check out the photo ads it would seem to be littered with bi fems, may be pie in the sky but wish you luck in your search.

Ah, now, are you sitting comfortably? then I'll begin. lol
For some time now we have been browsing the photo ads, using the distance locator.
We started at the 20 miles and have now got to the 75 mile mark. This has resulted in 185 hits on “single” Bi-Fem’s
Out of the 185 94 have no profile, (na’s) no adds, and no pics dunno
91 remaining :bounce:
21 have not logged in for over 3 months :dunno:
70 remaining :bounce:
37 of these have minimal information on their profile, no add and no pic, sent wink.
33 remaining rolleyes
17 of these we did not fit into their criteria or requirements.
The remaining 16 looked hopeful, we seemed to conform to their needs, and sounded friendly, genuinely nice people. We spent several days writing deep and meaningful messages, the result was as follows.
11 still have not even read our message, 3 sent a polite thanks but no thanks, (fair enough, thank you for that) and two gave us the old “I don’t play without my partner anymore” story.
Please be aware that I am no good at math so the figures may not add up completely but you get the picture.
Thank god for the forums :thumbup:
And thanks for your good wishes wink
Pete_sw
Sex God
Quote by sheddy
as some site members now know, we really don’t bite.

Good luck mate biggrin
and can I just add we've both recently spent some time socialising with this couple and they are both wonderfull hosts :D :D
Thanks mate :D
by the way, stay away from that meaty, he's lost it lol loon
Darkfire
Sex God
wave
but still cant get to Wilts this weekend banghead so while you're using the distance locator search button thingy, I may as well be in outer sodding mongolia rolleyes
Unknown User
biggrin Hi Pete..........
:cry: sorry for not coming to your BBQ but we have only just been able to log onto , we have had serious probs with it. evil
Where is the posh shed? lol
If possible and you have another social please can we come.........
Good luck in your search for single bi female.......
Lots of bi fem cples you know (me me me )
Take care Debbie and Andy
Pete_sw
Sex God
Quote by Darkfire
wave
but still cant get to Wilts this weekend banghead so while you're using the distance locator search button thingy, I may as well be in outer sodding mongolia rolleyes

:shock: :shock: what confused: even after the chocolate fountain and heavy duty duracell? :roll: no pleasing some people :rascal:
Quote by danda1
biggrin Hi Pete..........
:cry: sorry for not coming to your BBQ but we have only just been able to log onto , we have had serious probs with it. evil
Where is the posh shed? lol
If possible and you have another social please can we come.........
Good luck in your search for single bi female.......
Lots of bi fem cples you know (me me me )
Take care Debbie and Andy

a PM will be winging it's way to you shortly wink
Unknown User
Quote by Pete_sw
by the way, stay away from that meaty, he's lost it lol loon

You mean he had it at some stage? That must have been the day I wasn't here rolleyes
To reiterate Sheddy's post, wonderful hosts worship so whoever goes will have a great time :thumbup:
btw Pete, I'm still watching for the next date :thumbup:
Pete_sw
Sex God
Quote by Sassy-Seren

by the way, stay away from that meaty, he's lost it lol loon

You mean he had it at some stage? That must have been the day I wasn't here rolleyes
:lol:
hello sexy, well he used to be quite normal, in a :silly: kind of way but now :shock: :shock:
dunno
rotflmao :rotflmao:
Unknown User
'normal' and 'Meaty' do not go in the same sentence confused
Pete_sw
Sex God
Quote by Sassy-Seren
'normal' and 'Meaty' do not go in the same sentence confused

:grin:
oh well, gues who's not doing the lotto this week rolleyes
every cloud biggrin off to a party instead :bounce:
you all have yourselves a fine evening now wink
:cheers: drinkies and we'll see you in the GFZ tomorrow for a bacon buttie :rascal:
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