Older women!

4 Jan 2004

Hi all, im new to this forum and looking for an older women for a little fun! Im 20 and live in yorkshire, email in profile if interested!

4 Jan 2004

For Fucks sake!!! Put some effort into it mad

Mal

4 Jan 2004

:rotflmao:

:banghead: :banghead:

4 Jan 2004

Calm down mal lol

4 Jan 2004

Quote by gingerjo-lee
Calm down mal lol

Calm... Calm.... Calm..... Calm.....Calm
Phew - sorry Jo and Jags, it was just one too many. I only sorted one out 10 minutes ago. Why didn't he read that?
Mal
wink

If I didn't have so much to do, I'd go and have a lie down in a darkened room

4 Jan 2004

:shock: :shock: :shock:
Whoa, Mal, I've never seen you angry - it's usually me that gets irrate, now you've stolen my thunder!
Leave the lad alone, I wouldn't mind a toyboy personally, but they always bite off more than they can chew rolleyes

:grin:

4 Jan 2004

It's this bloody spreadsheet - still 372 to go, Blue.
Perhaps someone might like to welcome him to the forum lol

Mal

Still - R&R tomorrow night :lol: !

4 Jan 2004

Yes, of course, where are my manners redface

Welcome to the forum, toyboy, may your stay here be merry and bright lol

Fancy a shag, I've got 8 inches? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

4 Jan 2004

:grin: :grin: :grin:
Mal
wink

4 Jan 2004

I really do have 8 inches - now, how many guys can say that in all honesty! :grin:

4 Jan 2004

Depends where you measure from!! lol

:lol:
mal
wink

4 Jan 2004

I think some must measure from their tummy button, either that or I need glasses! wink

5 Jan 2004

Wecome Toyboy, I was a toyboy myself once, and I'm originally from Yorkshire! That was 17 years ago, and I still appreciate older ladies - given that I'm 38, am I too old to be called a toyboy?

I really do have 8 inches

I'm going to have to hold you to account on that one day Blue. :twisted:

how many guys can say that in all honesty!

I have 7.5", so I guess I can't. lol

5 Jan 2004

Quote by bluexxx
I think some must measure from their tummy button, either that or I need glasses!

Actually I reckon some measure from their nipples rolleyes

5 Jan 2004

and I was going to say they measure from their arseholes :happy:
Dawn :silly:

5 Jan 2004

:rotflmao:
Good answer... best one yet!!
x

5 Jan 2004

...depends how far apart they are standing from their arsehole...
steve
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6 Jan 2004

I love older women to but its becoming harder to find them these days now I just entered my 40th Year, think I'm becoming an "older" man.
Oh well I'll just have to make do with the younger women! (I wish smile

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Anyone fancy an "older" man?

7 Jan 2004

Toyboy wrote:-

Hi all, im new to this forum and looking for an older women for a little fun!

Sorry Toyboy,
There's no such thing as a little fun with an older woman. There's a hell of a lot of fun, to be had with an older woman.
Believe me I have tried both younger and older. Heh, Heh, Heh.
Mind you I must admit, I have problems now finding a woman older than myself these days. Still that doesn't put me off. Older women have three great advantages.
1 They never yell.
2 They never tell.
3. They're damned grateful. So much so, you get invited back time and time again.
Believe it or not, I was introduced to a new form of Female to Male masterbation yesterday by an older woman (OK she was only a year older than me) I thought I had experienced everything, yet you live and learn. It was so good I woke up with a smile on my face 18 hours afterwards.
lol.
Harry0
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Practitioner in chasing older women. 8)