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Sim, you quickly need to read the rules which clearly state no phone numbers on the open forums. Do you realise you have now given your number to about 388,720 people, just hope they all dont decide to phone you in the middle of the night wink
Think you need to amend this, quick.
also, read the chatroom rules, again you should not be putting your phone number on the open chat room.
Too late - I've already written it in freezer marker on 132 toilet walls in the North East lol
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Too late - I've already written it in freezer marker on 132 toilet walls in the North East lol

I'll do the South East then!
That's OK, you do the ones I haven't. I started in Redcar and am making my way north - I'll meet you around the Seaton Sluice area lol
I'm driving from cheshire to dover and back tomorow (dont ask :cry: ) so I should be able to cover a few counties worth of services on the way. Best get down to a well known office suply super store and get my self a big box of marker pens :twisted: lol
I`ll cover some of the pubs in Seaton Delaval. Might as well do Morpeth as well (lot of swingers in Morpeth).
While I`m there, I can pop into Allans; they`ve a special `two for one`offer on red marker pens.
Hang on i've had an idea on the way down I will be driving a 40 foot truck of the box variety
now where did I leave my paint brush. Phone number down both sides in Huge red paint me thinks :twisted:
ive had it tattoed on my forheard. Bollocks
I'm in London - done the West and South.. off to do North and East now...
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ive had it tattoed on my forheard. Bollocks
what you have bollocks tattoed on ya napper lol
lets be sensible people....lol
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lets be sensible people....lol

OK - you first wink