phone sex

22 Apr 2006

Yes please :twisted: What's your number?

22 Apr 2006

Quote by kevin9996
sorry but i fancy hearing a ladies tongue today

Awwww Bloke, he's saving you for another day. wink

Do tongues make a noise then?

22 Apr 2006

Quote by kevin9996
would someone please talk to me

It would appear that nobody is interested in 'phone sex, Kev.

22 Apr 2006

the back pages of many of the rags have lots of girls only too willing to oblige Kev
good luck

22 Apr 2006

Quote by kevin9996
like to hear from real people not women just making money

Why? You only want women to help you; you've already said that:

Quote by kevin9996
would any ladies like to help me out please

If it's just to help you out, why should they bother? rolleyes

At least the ones on the chat/sex lines have a reason to do it - money!
Oooooooooo just thought - it would cost YOU more to 'phone a chat/sex line wouldn't it?

22 Apr 2006

Quote by kevin9996
perhaps i and the other person could help each other

Well I did offer but the moment has now passed and I do have a very nice range of wigs and pretty blouses wink

22 Apr 2006

Quote by Bloke2005
perhaps i and the other person could help each other

Well I did offer but the moment has now passed and I do have a very nice range of wigs and pretty blouses wink

pmsl

:lol: :lol:

22 Apr 2006

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22 Apr 2006

Quote by mike48
perhaps i and the other person could help each other

Well I did offer but the moment has now passed and I do have a very nice range of wigs and pretty blouses wink

What size ?
innocent

Various.... most are a lycra/cotton mix too so they s-t-r-e-t-c-h :rascal:

22 Apr 2006

Doesn't phone sex make the handset all sticky and gooey ???
dunno

22 Apr 2006

Quote by dambuster
Doesn't phone sex make the handset all sticky and gooey ???

Not if you cover it with a condom first biggrin

22 Apr 2006

Quote by Dawn_Mids
Doesn't phone sex make the handset all sticky and gooey ???

Not if you cover it with a condom first biggrin

then its all slimey

22 Apr 2006

Quote by felixx1416
Doesn't phone sex make the handset all sticky and gooey ???

Not if you cover it with a condom first biggrin

then its all slimey
Well use cling film then!!!
Some people are so fussy rolleyes

22 Apr 2006

Quote by dambuster
Doesn't phone sex make the handset all sticky and gooey ???

not if you put them on speakerphone wink

22 Apr 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
Doesn't phone sex make the handset all sticky and gooey ???

not if you put them on speakerphone wink

Is that the hi-tech version of
:karaoke: Sit on my face and tell me that you love me :karaoke:

22 Apr 2006

Quote by Tramper
Doesn't phone sex make the handset all sticky and gooey ???

not if you put them on speakerphone wink

Is that the hi-tech version of
:karaoke: Sit on my face and tell me that you love me :karaoke:
Now you know I go all weak at the knees for Monty Python ! smackbottom

22 Apr 2006

Weeeeeeewwwease Wwwwwoger

22 Apr 2006

Quote by dambuster
Weeeeeeewwwease Wwwwwoger

:kick:

25 Apr 2006

Kev Yes, i can help you out there how much do you need, its not free but its reasonable