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Porsche sports car guy looking for a girl to cum for a ride

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Hi all you nice looking girls, I am looking for a sexy girl to cum and ride with me in my NEW Porsche Sports car, your age must be 25 to 45 so cum and have some fun with me biggrin
I am a male, sports car mad age 45 so I need one hot girl to go with me in my cool car
e-mail me, and I will send a photo of me
Sex God
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Quote by longcock4you
Hi all you nice looking girls, I am looking for a sexy girl to cum and ride with me in my NEW Porsche Sports car, your age must be 25 to 45 so cum and have some fun with me biggrin

And you are:
Male - female?
Age?
and so on and so on!
rolleyes
Warming the Bed
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What a really sad chat up line!
Sex God
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I have to admit a fondess for a Porsche.
911 - Carrera etc etc
But it wouldn't make me reply to a bloke -
redface surprisedops: :oops: rolleyes :roll: :roll: :roll:
Orgasminator
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Well I can top that - I have a top of the range £200,000 convertible, with loads of room in the back seat too......
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Quote by longcock4you
Hi all you nice looking girls, I am looking for a sexy girl to cum and ride with me in my NEW Porsche Sports car, your age must be 25 to 45 so cum and have some fun with me biggrin
I am a male, sports car mad age 45 so I need one hot girl to go with me in my cool car
e-mail me, and I will send a photo of me

so is this add purely for a ride in the car or are u expecting sex as well? i mean we may like ya car but not u so we need to know wink lol
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I've always found my truck quite adequate for "pulling". :twisted:
You can't lie down in a Porsche. How much use is that? rolleyes :roll: :roll: :roll:
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Iv'e got a TVR Chimeara, want a race?
Top down, flat out, the cars good too.
I have had my car 6 years, never pulled in it yet.
Suppose a Porche is more classy, hope it works out for you.
Sex God
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oh I've got a honda, and the back seat fold down to give more room!
is that any use??
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Quote by Jon
Well I can top that - I have a top of the range £200,000 convertible, with loads of room in the back seat too......

What's that then jon ???
A Sea King or Chanook lol
Me I likes the jump from the "Jolly Green Giant" :lol:
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Well, can't match a Porche but any girl want to have a ride on the handlebars of our bike? Its red (that means its faster)!!
John & Shel
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Quote by Sarah
oh I've got a honda, and the back seat fold down to give more room!
is that any use??

Bit of a pensioners car really, not very sexy
Warming the Bed
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May i sum up the various comments......what a w...r!!!!!!
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Now now guys.... Some girls might actually want to go for a ride in a porker.... It would have to be a better car to tempt me though I am afraid....
Shireen
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Quote by bluetvr
oh I've got a honda, and the back seat fold down to give more room!
is that any use??

Bit of a pensioners car really, not very sexy
Thankyou!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (I think not) I use it for work Honda HRV-Vetec
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Quote by longcock4you
Hi all you nice looking girls, I am looking for a sexy girl to cum and ride with me in my NEW Porsche Sports car, your age must be 25 to 45 so cum and have some fun with me biggrin
I am a male, sports car mad age 45 so I need one hot girl to go with me in my cool car
e-mail me, and I will send a photo of me

I hope it's not a Boxster, by the time you've worked out which end is the bonnet, you'll have lost the will to have sex on it! lol
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Quote by Serendipity
Hi all you nice looking girls, I am looking for a sexy girl to cum and ride with me in my NEW Porsche Sports car, your age must be 25 to 45 so cum and have some fun with me biggrin
I am a male, sports car mad age 45 so I need one hot girl to go with me in my cool car
e-mail me, and I will send a photo of me

I hope it's not a Boxster, by the time you've worked out which end is the bonnet, you'll have lost the will to have sex on it! lol
Getting picky in old age :twisted:
Never lose the will to have sex - thats an outrageous statement :lol:
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They're crap - 2 seater sports cars with a shelf are a waste of time!
Sex God
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does the car in question have "go faster" strips???? oooh... and fluffy dice... a nodding dog and a stereo that pumps the base out so loud you can hear it in the next county.....
Master of Sex
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maybe its a seat? as in sayat!!
honestly though, since porche brought out the boxter and especially the Ceyenne (probably the worst looking car in the world) they cant really be taken seriously.
Give me my AC Cobra anyday, oh and by the way longcock i'll race you any day.
Good luck with the pulling though.
Warming the Bed
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I've got a rs cosworth and i've never pulled in that, matbe i drive to fast i just see people waving there arms, but what has a car got to do with pulling some one this i dont know so if you drive a Ferrrari do you get woman droping at you feet the answer is NO.
The thing comes down to Boys and there toys.
The boxer waste of metal
Tony
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Quote by bluetvr
oh I've got a honda, and the back seat fold down to give more room!
is that any use??

Bit of a pensioners car really, not very sexy
Unless it's a Type R. Always fancied a drive in a Civic Type R, almost considered it instead of the one I got. Gotta get meself a test drive just to find out what they're like. Manic at high revs apparently with their VVT.
I'd go for a ride in his Porsche. Long as I could drive it too. Nothing else wanted/expected I should think.
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You can have a ride from me anytime Voddy... :twisted:
Master of Sex
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I've got a mini and believe me its impossible to do anythin other than drive it,the dual controls hamper your legroom in the one possible position and theres not enough room to recline the seats anywhere near flat but then I bought it for the driving pleasure as opposed to any other sort of pleasure,I'm waffling now so I'm going,john
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Some years back I knew a NSA couple where the lady got pregnant in a smart car... Took me 6 months before someone pointed out that it wasnt "smart" as in "posh/good/expensive" but was actually a "Smart car.." now how the fuck they managed to shag in that thing is beyond me!
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well, can beat the lot of you :P
4 engines (equivalent 40,000 bhp each), 18 wheels, loud, and travels at mach :twisted:
any want a ride :P
well, i only play with it, don't actually own it though sad
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Quote by Colts23
well, can beat the lot of you :P
4 engines (equivalent 40,000 bhp each), 18 wheels, loud, and travels at mach :twisted:
any want a ride :P
well, i only play with it, don't actually own it though sad

EARTH MOVING MACHINERY ?
Master of Sex
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Quote by SXBOY
well, can beat the lot of you :P
4 engines (equivalent 40,000 bhp each), 18 wheels, loud, and travels at mach :twisted:
any want a ride :P
well, i only play with it, don't actually own it though sad

EARTH MOVING MACHINERY ?
At mach ?? ;)
Check out another one of Colt23's recent posts or his/her profile for another clue!
Lot more space that a Porsche too.
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Earth moving equipment that travels at mch would make the road works disappear quicker :P
think Blue may have found out :P