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Quote by Alexandra
Good God - I'd reply myself - but I'm way too inexperienced to cope.
Alex x x
Hi Alex
too inexperienced to cope? Nah! You have already dipped your toes in, treat this as the next stage of your learning curve and dive in. It's the only way to learn and I'm happy to take you on a journey of discovery. Just hit that PM button and be whisked away on a tidal wave of pleasure :inlove:
Mal
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Quote by MISSCHIEF
Damn the distance
All the best - some person(s) gonna be v. lucky, you seem like a great guy
Ahh Misschief
Such sweet comments.
If distance is the only obstacle, then I would be the lucky person - to be lying in your arms :thrilled: . A minor hurdle in the race of fun! Tell me where and I'll be there!!!
Mal
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Quote by Jags
:cry: :cry: wine is drunk (well one bottle of it) and no Mal... all mouth and no action???? DON'T believe it of him...he must have had a better offer.:?
Darling Sweet Jags :love:
There is no such thing as a better offer than an invite from you. But we didn't agree a date :doh: ! Surely you don't think I would let you down
? just say the magic words and I'll be there - to whisk you off to paradise :inlove:
Don't forget - that little button that says 'PM', actually means "Paging Mal"
Call me!!
Mal
Mal ,
Hope your ad worked,but my feeling is that as you have shown that you have a personality intelligence and sense of humour, then you wont be successful. I also get the impression that you care about having a "relationship" with who ever you meet, possibly a conversation and that you may even like to remain "friends " after your first meet. I am afraid you will be doomed in your wishes, You are bound to fail and I have evidence to proove this.
After careful research of all the ads, forum posts in " lets meet up" and chat room conversations. ( taken some time Sgt but was seeking out those nasty Rabbits)
It is obvious that
!. The most popular male ad takes the theme of " fancy a shag and get your kit off" As it is the most popular and has been consistently the No 1 male ad the Government Policy Group that I shared my research with felt that not only was this conclusive evidence that it worked but also that my research technique and thinking process was a little too advanced and professional and thus I couldnt have a job with them.
2. Many people come into the chatroom and say " any ladies in NW/SE want to meet" or " Hard Cock waiting for Hot Pussy" They are only in for a short time , often as a guest and so I concluded that they have struck lucky, arranged a meet and no longer need to stay in the room.
So I am afraid your ad will not strike a chord with the majority of females here, dam it man you sound NICE
Finally Mal if against all the odds you do find that obviously rare someone who does wish to know someone with a bit of intelligence, reasonable body, is fun, likes conversation and good company and from the South then please point her in my direction.
Ant
P.S Sorry been away for some time but boy does that work get in the way of socialising, see you all at end of march looking at my diary !!
Hope your ad worked,but my feeling is that as you have shown that you have a personality intelligence and sense of humour, then you wont be successful. I also get the impression that you care about having a "relationship" with who ever you meet, possibly a conversation and that you may even like to remain "friends " after your first meet. I am afraid you will be doomed in your wishes, You are bound to fail and I have evidence to proove this.
After careful research of all the ads, forum posts in " lets meet up" and chat room conversations. ( taken some time Sgt but was seeking out those nasty Rabbits)
It is obvious that
!. The most popular male ad takes the theme of " fancy a shag and get your kit off" As it is the most popular and has been consistently the No 1 male ad the Government Policy Group that I shared my research with felt that not only was this conclusive evidence that it worked but also that my research technique and thinking process was a little too advanced and professional and thus I couldnt have a job with them.
2. Many people come into the chatroom and say " any ladies in NW/SE want to meet" or " Hard Cock waiting for Hot Pussy" They are only in for a short time , often as a guest and so I concluded that they have struck lucky, arranged a meet and no longer need to stay in the room.
So I am afraid your ad will not strike a chord with the majority of females here, dam it man you sound NICE
Finally Mal if against all the odds you do find that obviously rare someone who does wish to know someone with a bit of intelligence, reasonable body, is fun, likes conversation and good company and from the South then please point her in my direction.
Ant
P.S Sorry been away for some time but boy does that work get in the way of socialising, see you all at end of march looking at my diary !!
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Ant, I've been trying to work out whether your post is tongue in cheek or whether you seriously think that the "fancy a shag, darlin'" brigade are more popular on this forum than the chatty, friendly ones.
As I can't decide I'll just say this.... Mal has already been succesful. He fucked me for starters
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
As I can't decide I'll just say this.... Mal has already been succesful. He fucked me for starters
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Sex God
Well, there's an even bigger problem about tongues - The_Tongue appears to have been duplicated, could you fit in two tongues? :shock:
Otherwise, I'm reassured!
Otherwise, I'm reassured!
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Quote by bluexxx
Ant, I've been trying to work out whether your post is tongue in cheek or whether you seriously think that the "fancy a shag, darlin'" brigade are more popular on this forum than the chatty, friendly ones.
As I can't decide I'll just say this.... Mal has already been succesful. He fucked me for starters
ops: :oops: :oops: Isn't she sweet? And to answer your other queries in a nutshell, I have had a couple of responses already by PM and hopefully more to come.
Mal
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Quote by gingerjo-lee
Mal is the perfect gent
all i can say is i had a good seeing to off him and ive had him back for moreand will b shaging him again soon :)
cya soon Mal :) :)
JoThis could get embarassing with all these validations
ops: , but hey, who cares!!!Mal
ps - how soon?
so will have to be next week now Quote by anthony
2. Many people come into the chatroom and say " any ladies in NW/SE want to meet" or " Hard Cock waiting for Hot Pussy" They are only in for a short time , often as a guest and so I concluded that they have struck lucky, arranged a meet and no longer need to stay in the room.
:rotflmao: I never thought of it like that
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Well alex, You never know!
On the other hand.................. :twisted:
Mal
ps - I didn't ask for the recommendations, they were all freely given!!
On the other hand.................. :twisted:
Mal
ps - I didn't ask for the recommendations, they were all freely given!!
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Oh, well, seems you lot have been short-chanaged. Mal paid me £300 to say nice thing about him - cheers, paid my mortgage for a month (well nearly) :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:
:wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: Sex God
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Quote by Jags
Now you know that offers or requests for money are strictly against site regs... got to think of a punishment now!!
x xx
Hmm, I can hardly wait!! But privately of course. You know how discreet I am, it's the rest of them who keep bubbling me!!!
And what a bubble!!!
Mal
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