Pretentious Knob In Fife Seeks Friends!!

8 Jan 2007

Hello folks.
I'm a 35 y/o guy in Fife looking to make friends with fellow swingers.
I'm into foreign arthouse films, obscure indie music and literature (told you I was pretentious!)
Anybody out there want to share a glass of wine and have a laugh swapping swinging stories?
Failing that - anybody want to rip the piss out of me? lol

8 Jan 2007

Quote by thepole
Failing that - anybody want to rip the piss out of me?

Sure there'll be lots of takers lol

at the sig.

8 Jan 2007

Well, we're always saying that guys need to make their ads stand out from the usual
"10 inch willy and eager to please" - and you've certainly done that!
lol

8 Jan 2007

Quote by Freckledbird

Failing that - anybody want to rip the piss out of me?

Sure there'll be lots of takers lol

at the sig.
:giggle: bolt

8 Jan 2007

Quote by Cherrytree
Well, we're always saying that guys need to make their ads stand out from the usual
"10 inch willy and eager to please" - and you've certainly done that!

Well, it was a tough choice...i was going to go with the 10 inch willy angle until I realised I dont have a 10" willy...7" willy and eager to please doesn't quite grab the attention does it? lol

8 Jan 2007

Quote by thepole
Well, we're always saying that guys need to make their ads stand out from the usual
"10 inch willy and eager to please" - and you've certainly done that!

Well, it was a tough choice...i was going to go with the 10 inch willy angle until I realised I dont have a 10" willy...7" willy and eager to please doesn't quite grab the attention does it?
Yes but it's not the size of your wand, it's the magic in it that counts! lol

9 Jan 2007

Quote by thepole
Hello folks.
I'm a 35 y/o guy in Fife looking to make friends with fellow swingers.
I'm into foreign arthouse films, obscure indie music and literature (told you I was pretentious!)
Anybody out there want to share a glass of wine and have a laugh swapping swinging stories?
Failing that - anybody want to rip the piss out of me?

Your going to be one to watch are'nt you. lol

:welcome: