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I underestimated a Barbary Ape on the Rock of Gibraltar once. He was only knee high to a grasshopper. Ok he wasn't a chimp but he had the same long arms and didn't speak any English. 
:lol:
Anyways, when he saw me coming, he squatted back on his haunches and started to have a wank! :haha: (Not quite sure why I had this effect on him though)
It's a good thing he'd never heard of bukkake 'cos if he had done, and standing about 5' away from him, if he'd aimed at me I would've got drenched! :shock: :shock: :shock:
I was well impressed :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
I've seen a few cocks .........er..........in action,
ops: and I can tell you this one was like :eeek: :eeek:
The moral of this is that while (I hasten to add) I'm not suggesting for one minute that chimpy is either a first class wanker or some kind of hairy primate who doesn't speak English or Spanish
I am suggesting that one doesn't judge a book by it's cover!
I never thought for one minute that my friendly little Barbary Ape would demonstrate such prowess and turn out to be such a spunky little fella! :grin: :grin:
So credit where credit's due chimpy! :wink: :wink: :twisted:
ES :rascal: :rascal: :rascal:
:whistling:
:lol: Anyways, when he saw me coming, he squatted back on his haunches and started to have a wank! :haha: (Not quite sure why I had this effect on him though)
It's a good thing he'd never heard of bukkake 'cos if he had done, and standing about 5' away from him, if he'd aimed at me I would've got drenched! :shock: :shock: :shock:
I was well impressed :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
I've seen a few cocks .........er..........in action,
ops: and I can tell you this one was like :eeek: :eeek: The moral of this is that while (I hasten to add) I'm not suggesting for one minute that chimpy is either a first class wanker or some kind of hairy primate who doesn't speak English or Spanish
I am suggesting that one doesn't judge a book by it's cover!I never thought for one minute that my friendly little Barbary Ape would demonstrate such prowess and turn out to be such a spunky little fella! :grin: :grin:
So credit where credit's due chimpy! :wink: :wink: :twisted:
ES :rascal: :rascal: :rascal:
:whistling: 
