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Next time I have a day off and I fancy doing some chin wagging with some people ...
remind me to post it on here and see what interest it elicits...I am solvent, don't drink, can easily be the designated arsehole/wanker/shitebollockshead-spotter for the evening..
I am assuming that this forum can be used to make requests for just nice social evening outs with the other fine people on this forum etc etc...I'm fed up with going to wine bars alone, I get hit on by Uni freshers looking for their mrs. robinson... ffs....
Master of Sex
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Quote by freckledbird
Even when your wife's not away?

OUCH !!! lol
:love: xxx
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hey! we would love to chat with you, your post sounds like you have been having problems, feel free to PM if u need a chat
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hey! we would love to chat with you, your post sounds like you have been having problems, feel free to PM if u need a chat

Firstly, have to say thank you to Frecklebird... smile
Katien_n_John... lol. i am ok really. Think I am a little tired and you know that feeling when work follows you home far too often?
Thanks you guys....
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Anytime, Maia. I know what you mean about work following you home too sad
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Think I am a little tired and you know that feeling when work follows you home far too often?

Sneak off early when works not looking and it might get the hint that you don't want it to go home with you.
Be prepared for some tough times though as it's harder than it sounds 'cos that work is a persistent little bugger.
I've tried it a few times myself but it always manages to wangle its way in the door.
lol rolleyes :lol:
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Quote by littlemee
Sneak off early when works not looking and it might get the hint that you don't want it to go home with you.
Be prepared for some tough times though as it's harder than it sounds 'cos that work is a persistent little bugger.
I've tried it a few times myself but it always manages to wangle its way in the door.
lol rolleyes :lol:

lol lol
ahh but work knows where i live, my home number, my mobile number and my bleep.. sigh..
oh well, at least i have you guys... biggrin
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Quote by Maia
oh well, at least i have you guys... biggrin

I feel really sorry for you now!!! lol :lol: :lol:
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...I'm fed up with going to wine bars alone, I get hit on by Uni freshers looking for their mrs. robinson... ffs....
thought about charging said freshers for an hour's company ofyour top quality sarcasm, titilation, brutality and all round whiplash charm...???
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...I'm fed up with going to wine bars alone, I get hit on by Uni freshers looking for their mrs. robinson... ffs....

thought about charging said freshers for an hour's company ofyour top quality sarcasm, titilation, brutality and all round whiplash charm...???
wink
Eh?? you talking to me? I don't do all that. I am nice as pie, I am. Even when they insist on recounting their story about having to have their stomachs pumped after 2 pints of shandy during fresher's week.
Hmm, maybe that is where I go wrong everytime. :shock: biggrin
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Maia
You can always pm me, I am the sensible one on this site for a chat lol
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Think I am a little tired and you know that feeling when work follows you home far too often?
Thanks you guys....

Do you have a job as a stalker then???
You don't know where I live do you??
Master of Sex
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Maia, you know the number to call when you need a chat biggrin
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Quote by Wishmaster
Think I am a little tired and you know that feeling when work follows you home far too often?
Thanks you guys....

Do you have a job as a stalker then???
You don't know where I live do you??

LOL Wishmaster...
nooo, i wouldn't do that to anyone.. having been on the receiving end of it in the past.. LOL
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If you are still looking for an arsehole/wanker/shitebollockshead...........look no further....you have found him
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Quote by Nomad_Soul
If you are still looking for an arsehole/wanker/shitebollockshead...........look no further....you have found him

Chesterfields full of 'em!!! rotflmao
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im currently "waiting to start being a baker" so when u have a day off babes pm me n if im off we will chat!!! biggrin :D :D
louxxxxx
Sexlightened
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Hi Maia, just to let you know that if I lived near you, you could always rely on me. And if you are in Scotland for work as well of course! xxx
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if only i was younger thinner bigger and more gifted at sex
Warming the Bed
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Hi Maia,
I would be delighted if you would PM me any time you wanted a chat. We could even open up a virtual bottle of wine biggrin
How are you getting on with "The Time Travellers Wife"? (if you'll pardon the expression)
I couldn't put it down when I first got it. Half way through it just ran out of steam, and I gave up on it. I will give it another try in a week or two.
Any other book reviews peeps?
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Maia
When leaving work switch mobile and pager off and work would not get hold of you. Alternatively ignore it until the morning like I do.
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