Rocking Horse Sh1t?

4 Feb 2005

If you weren't so fussy i'd be over the Pennines like a ferret down a drainpipe.........xxxxxxxx

4 Feb 2005

You 2 up for a night in southport or want to stay in the big city and leave us townies to play with our selves

4 Feb 2005

damn my non-NorthWestness! mad

tho just out of idle curiouisity, did you have a vagueish place and time in mind? :rascal: :P
n x x x ;)

4 Feb 2005

haha
it supply & demand
you demand and i will supply
MrT

4 Feb 2005

Quote by little gem
Right,
Until I started looking for a single guy I thought they were ten a penny!
It's all lies!
Can I find a single guy to turn turn up??? Can I find one that is near me ???
The answer both times is no!
Soooooo, Angel and I have been talking about sharing one between us as there is obviously a shortage to go around!
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

hi,only just seen this thread/i am single lol

33/cheshire local enough? wink

4 Feb 2005

OOOOOOOOHHHHH you may use me & abuse me ladies.....

4 Feb 2005

well girls i have posted an invite to the two of you and still i ain't heard anything YET redface

i can't be that bad looking surely :silly: and i live in the nw and i have (or at least i think i have) all the right attributes that you two lovely ladies are looking for well maybe not :cry: :cry: i hope that you do find what you are looking for anyway bye for now you sweet and lovely ladies
love mollman :taz:

4 Feb 2005

Quote by freckledbird
Well if that doesn't get you any offers, they must all be dead. Shall I come up and we'll all play together nicely?
Bev
xx

The mind boggles - but my mind is always goes into daydream mode at the thought of women play ....
Oh,,, what was I doing confused

4 Feb 2005

Hi little gem and angel chat, I'm a single man from West Yorkshire but haven't experienced any swinging action as yet but certainly not through lack of trying! I'm 30 yrs old 5'9" (no, that's not my cock size before you get all damp) average build and very cute....would consider tryin' most things at least twice!
If either of you want to get in touch with any suggestions, I'd be happy to hear from you... wink

4 Feb 2005

BE so does mine
Bev
xx

4 Feb 2005

i have a big pile of rocking horse shite at the bottom of me garden it's great for the roses

4 Feb 2005

Quote by little gem
PS. I don't do bukkake.......... ever! :shock:

I thought you said you weren't fussy......... :twisted: wink

Here is an utterly serious suggestion.............. Why don't you & Angel move to Tyneside & then you could have fun with me :idea: biggrin

:D :D

4 Feb 2005

Quote by skegnessswingers
OK... think I see your problem. An hour on the phone??? So while all those "hot dates" were trying to get hold of you to arrange something, all they could get was the engaged tone!

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

4 Feb 2005

I don't think you should give up the search just yet.
Nor do I think you should you lower your standards - even if it might just give me a chance......
As regards two women sharing one man, isn't that most males' fantasy? lol.
All the very best in your quest.
lol

4 Feb 2005

Quote by neilinleeds
damn my non-NorthWestness!
tho just out of idle curiouisity, did you have a vagueish place and time in mind? :rascal: :P
n x x x ;)

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Now that would be telling my little sugar lump! biggrin

;)

4 Feb 2005

Quote by Angel Chat
I've heard a rumour that single guys outnumber single females by something ridiculous like 40 to 1. I've also heard a rumour that single bi females are like rocking horse shit. Yet another rumour that I've heard is that the North West is the swinging capital of the UK.
SO here's my question. Why is it that there are 2 single bi-fems, in the North West, both looking for single men but have spent an hour on the phone to each other complaining about not being able to find a single man between them let alone one each!!!
Come on guys, there are two of us, we only need one of you (although we obviously wouldn't complain if there were more :twisted: :twisted: )
Over to you lot

if this question was proposed last week i would of jumped at the chance of enternainting 2 VERY sexy young ladies!!!... but since then i have moved out of the single Guy list!!!
Sorrry
xxxx
Jiggle

5 Feb 2005

Don't the smug coupled types? They can so easily get right on your nerves? ;)
:P :P :P
(congrats J kiss

)

5 Feb 2005

Quote by little gem
Don't the smug coupled types? They can so easily get right on your nerves? ;)
:P :P :P
(congrats J )

well its about time i had something to boast about!!!!
Jiggler

5 Feb 2005

Quote by Angel Chat
I've heard a rumour that single guys outnumber single females by something ridiculous like 40 to 1.

Apologies if someone has already done this, but using figures in the Men seeking Women & Women seeking Men categories, I calculated it as about 79.7 : 1 :shock:

5 Feb 2005

Quote by HungryP
Apologies if someone has already done this, but using figures in the Men seeking Women & Women seeking Men categories, I calculated it as about 79.7 : 1 :shock:

Better odds than the lottery wink

6 Feb 2005

Quote by BaldEagle
Apologies if someone has already done this, but using figures in the Men seeking Women & Women seeking Men categories, I calculated it as about 79.7 : 1 :shock:

Better odds than the lottery wink

Which explains why I've never bought a ticket lol

:lol: :lol:

6 Feb 2005

I have sent a pm to you angel
x

8 Feb 2005

Hi girls, definately in Manchester and defiantely up for some fun so just drop me a line !
Outlaw xxx

20 Mar 2005

hi would like to chat to u and maybe meet up im up 4 it

20 Mar 2005

So did either of you manage to find a single bloke then?

20 Mar 2005

I'm sorry but this offer is no longer on the cards as we have had bundles of fun and are both now having a rest, please don't bump this thread again.
Regards,
Little gem. x

20 Mar 2005

Would you like me to lock this thread now Gem?

20 Mar 2005

Yes please Blue!
kiss

Thanks
Gem. x
ps, andy that would be tellling! ;) biggrin

20 Mar 2005