rpm polishes up his zimmer frame!

20 Aug 2007

Skiddin Daddy move your funk outta ma face coz da music's commin thru n I feel like dancin!!!
Yeah Baby I will be struttin my stuff, gettin on down & generally trying shake my grove thang
(without puttin me back out! :cry: )
4 days of non-stop soul, fun and funk! :beer:
I'm gonna move my rump shaker n kick up my feet to some old skool soul classics - some funky house sliced with sincilating titillating slinky groove fresh beats at The World famous Caister Soul Weekender :bounce:

If anybody has booked up for this & fancies a bevy or two... or six redface

why not give me a shout :P
let's swing our funk & funk our swing together! :cheers:
btw folks!
I will be there with a load o my buddies & I'm not looking to swing!
Just giggles OK! :thumbup:

20 Aug 2007

Quote by redpantherman
btw folks!
I will be there with a load o my buddies & I'm not looking to swing!
:thumbup:

:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
lol

Louise xxxxxxx

20 Aug 2007

:doh: Is this gonna be the first time in SH history when a single guy sticks an ad in the LMU stating he doesn't want a leg ova & THAT'S when he gets a reply from a foxy chic!
I feckin give up!!! :fuckinghell:

20 Aug 2007

Quote by redpantherman
:doh: Is this gonna be the first time in SH history when a single guy sticks an ad in the LMU stating he doesn't want a leg ova & THAT'S when he gets a reply from a foxy chic!
I feckin give up!!! :fuckinghell:

Pmsl - ohh dont give up just yet hun - youve got work to do wink

Louise xx

22 Aug 2007

Hmmmm.......
a certain friend of mine you're virtually aquainted with just so happens to have just relocated to this very seaside resort! So recently, in fact that she's finding herself devoid of a social life & may just be desperate enough to finally come & meet you! :shock:
PM coming atchya!
(In fact, what she actually did when I called her was said something that looked like this....:bounce:....she does love a fest!)

24 Aug 2007

pimpin me out again wifey?

24 Aug 2007

Sneaking up on the rear again hublet? rolleyes

:roll:
And no, she's not paying me. Im having to pay her. :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

26 Aug 2007

Red wrote:
Some stuff
And then this...
btw folks!
I will be there with a load o my buddies & I'm not looking to swing!
Just giggles OK!
Sod ya then! I won't ask again evil

27 Aug 2007

:doh: What the feck does a single guy havta do to NOTto get a leg ova ffs! :fuckinghell:

28 Aug 2007

Think a doctor is called for Red

28 Aug 2007

Quote by redpantherman
:doh: What the feck does a single guy havta do to NOT to get a leg ova ffs! :fuckinghell:

Stop being a delectable, well mannered good looking superstud who is hung like a horse?
:doh: I forgot, you've tried that one.
bolt

29 Aug 2007

Quote by winchwench
:doh: What the feck does a single guy havta do to NOT to get a leg ova ffs! :fuckinghell:

Stop being a delectable, well mannered good looking superstud who is hung like a horse?
:doh: I forgot, you've tried that one.
:giggle: rotflmao

:giggle:
:doh: Why am I laughing at this? redface

26 Sep 2007

:bounce: Two :happy: more :thrilled: sleeps :evil2: to :giggle: go! :bounce:

26 Sep 2007

well lets hope that his friends know how to swing...
and they show him hows it done.......... biggrin

ps u leaving yr bro behind?????
pmsl as i not got plans yet... :twisted: :twisted:

26 Sep 2007

Quote by twos_company
...u leaving yr bro behind?

Twos!!!
Step Away From My Brother!
I Repeat...
Step Away From My Brother!!!

:smackbottom: :smackbottom:
duel

:giggle:

27 Sep 2007

ooh you not leaving him home alone with no lodger on guard????? :twisted: :twisted:

28 Sep 2007

ohh a bro as well ? lol

I guess I had better get down there for a perv! :twisted:

28 Sep 2007

Right I'm off now! :bounce:
Thanks to Twos & Sarah I've taken the sensible precaution of locking my lil bro in his room. flipa

He has a timer feeder a drip bottle for fluids a copy of Razzle & his favorite biscuits for sustainment but woe betide any poor fool who should wander past the bedroom window at Potty Time! :giggle:
Twos your thongs are cummin with me! :twisted:

28 Sep 2007

Quote by Sarah
ohh a bro as well ?
I guess I had better get down there for a perv! :twisted:

there`s a big bro n a little bro sarah........but he`s keeping em well under wraps......
off to fix reds roof tile tomorrow........... :twisted: :twisted:
ooh we could rescue him while we up the ladder...... :twisted:

29 Sep 2007

Quote by twos_company
ohh a bro as well ?
I guess I had better get down there for a perv! :twisted:

there`s a big bro n a little bro sarah........but he`s keeping em well under wraps......
off to fix reds roof tile tomorrow........... :twisted: :twisted:
ooh we could rescue him while we up the ladder...... :twisted:
Well it seems RPM has gone, so I'll meet you twos and we will get round there and check out the big and little bro's!! :lol:

29 Sep 2007

he`s probably on guard with a loaded weapon..... biggrin