No not the royal mail version.....its my second post...
Just thought i would start the ball rolling in getting to know the people on the forum, i will post a photo as soon as i can but in the mean time.
i`m looking to see how the swinging fraternity works, im married with kids but cant help saying `no`, totally untrustworthy and dishonest(with regards to my whereabouts, i would`nt steal from anyone), Not well endowed (7"),
average looking but follow the basics with regards to safe sex,hygeine and discretion etc.
Basic level of fitness (i can run upstairs if required)
5`09 tall and portly, like a drink but not alcoholic, dont smoke
i travel around the UK every know and again and would love to meet up with people who can show me the ropes as such, my missus does`nt know and i have no intention of leaving my kids or my wife.
There, hope i`m as up front(notice i didnt use the word honest) as i can be. hope someone can oblige, i live in essex but will be travelling to Lee on solent for a couple o nights at the end o MAY.
I would be prepared to provide accommodation whilst im away to ensure discretion
Hope this post raises a laugh and at the same time provides an insight into me
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chuckle chuckle....no im being up front,
it seems that if you use the word Honest on this site whilst your married you get lambasted for it, if you dont use the word someone lambasts you for not using it
im a bloke who enjoys meeting females, i have a healthy sexual appetite, and enjoy the mystery of meeting unknowns, and i keep it from my wife. thats it
it seems that if you use the word Honest on this site whilst your married you get lambasted for it, if you dont use the word someone lambasts you for not using it
im a bloke who enjoys meeting females, i have a healthy sexual appetite, and enjoy the mystery of meeting unknowns, and i keep it from my wife. thats it
Sex God
Did you expect that people would rush to have sex with you?
Sex God
Nah, that's already happening in the cafe. Or did you want married men to apply to have sex with you?
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Sex God
Quote by freckledbird
Nah, that's already happening in the cafe. Or did you want married men to apply to have sex with you?
Gosh Bev I've missed your posts! Sharp and to the bone as usual! :thumbup:
Gem. x
Quote by dream_loveruk
im married with kids but cant help saying `no`, totally untrustworthy and dishonest. Not well endowed (7"), average looking, 5`09 tall and portly
Hope this post raises a laugh and at the same time provides an insight into me
It certainly tells us a bit more about you.
If your success rate is zero on this occasion please don't be surprised. I imagine the ladies on here will be too scared to contact you for sex, given your glowing credentials.
Good luck nonetheless....
