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Quote by Pete_sw
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What? dunno
innocent

smackbottom :smackbottom: :kick: :kick: poke
Quote by Pete_sw
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What? dunno
innocent

Pete fantastic post striaght to the point and no messing :thumbup:
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Get your coat Pete, you've pulled :twisted:
wink

You could join in you know??
:wink:
:inlove:
Quote by Jags
Get your coat Pete, you've pulled :twisted:
wink

You could join in you know??
:wink:
:inlove:
OOOhh Jags, just for you sweetheart I am on my way. Pete, looks like you got two of us to look after tonight lol :lol:
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Get your coat Pete, you've pulled :twisted:
wink

You could join in you know??
:wink:
:inlove:
OOOhh Jags, just for you sweetheart I am on my way. Pete, looks like you got two of us to look after tonight lol :lol:
I'm off to change the sheets, chill the wine and warm my toes up!
YEEHA.. Pete - can you cope?? Anyone else want to join in?
hump :hump: :hump:
:bounce: me me can i can i :bounce:
Quote by felixx1416
:bounce: me me can i can i :bounce:

:bounce: :thrilled: :thrilled:
Course - my place, one hour from now!
lol :lol:
Quote by Jags
:bounce: me me can i can i :bounce:

:bounce: :thrilled: :thrilled:
Course - my place, one hour from now!
lol :lol:
Hang on i'll just get the plane warmed up :lol:
Quote by felixx1416
:bounce: me me can i can i :bounce:

:bounce: :thrilled: :thrilled:
Course - my place, one hour from now!
lol :lol:
Hang on i'll just get the plane warmed up :lol:
give those props a good hard push - but the fog may hold you back. Have you got radar??
May I be permitted to watch? And then offer post coital massages?
Quote by Kiss
May I be permitted to watch? And then offer post coital massages?

Can I please have the first massage (pre and post that is) :twisted:
Quote by Jags
:bounce: me me can i can i :bounce:

:bounce: :thrilled: :thrilled:
Course - my place, one hour from now!
lol :lol:
Hang on i'll just get the plane warmed up :lol:
give those props a good hard push - but the fog may hold you back. Have you got radar??
I could say something really tacky but i'll refriene :gagged:
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
May I be permitted to watch? And then offer post coital massages?

Can I please have the first massage (pre and post that is) :twisted:
It would be my pleasure. :twisted:
I'm just off to warm up my hands and mix some lavender and rose oil...
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Get your coat Pete, you've pulled :twisted:
wink

:inlove: oooh errrrr mrs :rose:
how long will it take you to get here :wink:
hump :bounce:
Quote by felixx1416
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What? dunno
innocent

Pete fantastic post striaght to the point and no messing :thumbup:
sorry mate, just got fed up with all the shilly shallying about, i can do that in vanilla land rolleyes
i just need a shag ffs
:lol2:
oooops, pulled both triggers at once then redface
bring back the front end stuffer i say lol
Quote by Jags
Get your coat Pete, you've pulled :twisted:
wink

You could join in you know??
:wink:
:inlove:
oh Jags, please stop, you have no idea what your doing to me :inlove:
so when can you both be here :rascal:
Quote by felixx1416
:bounce: me me can i can i :bounce:

oy smackbottom :smackbottom: get your own "I'm being a tart " thread ffs
rotflmao
Quote by Jags
:bounce: me me can i can i :bounce:

:bounce: :thrilled: :thrilled:
Course - my place, one hour from now!
lol :lol:
Hang on i'll just get the plane warmed up :lol:
give those props a good hard push - but the fog may hold you back. Have you got radar??
To late :lol:
Quote by Kiss
May I be permitted to watch? And then offer post coital massages?

:shock: OMFG, three of the sexyest ladies on the site on my "i wanna shag" thread :swoon:
and still no closer to actually getting one rolleyes
ok ok, who's got the map to that Tibetian monastary sad
Quote by felixx1416

<Glasgow accent> see you jimmy? does your mammy hav a sowing machine?
<reply> Yeah dunno
<Glasgow accent> well fooking stitch this <headbut>
rotflmao
Quote by Pete_sw

<Glasgow accent> see you jimmy? does your mammy hav a sowing machine?
<reply> Yeah dunno
<Glasgow accent> well fooking stitch this <headbut>
rotflmao
On Guard duel
Quote by felixx1416
On Guard duel

No fighting in the shagging threads gentlemen rolleyes
:lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
Quote by Dawnie

On Guard duel

No fighting in the shagging threads gentlemen rolleyes
:lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
As long as there's no shaggin in the fighting thread :lol2:
kiss
I'll take that as a no then rolleyes
merry christmas everyone :lol2:
Quote by Pete_sw
I'll take that as a no then rolleyes
merry christmas everyone :lol2:

What you mean, a No!!! I have been driving round for the last three days trying to find you wink
All the best Pete kiss
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
I'll take that as a no then rolleyes
merry christmas everyone :lol2:

What you mean, a No!!! I have been driving round for the last three days trying to find you wink
All the best Pete kiss
I should be so lucky :wink:
thanks babe, you too :kiss: