Shag needed on Sunday 12th Dec, daytime only. Ladies Only

11 Dec 2004

As it says on the tin.....

11 Dec 2004

I think the only fair way to pick one of the many applicants will be to issue raffle tickets wink

12 Dec 2004

I think he may have put too much effort into the post..... or not :shock:

12 Dec 2004

Quote by HungryP
I think he may have put too much effort into the post..... or not :shock:

I'd go with *not* rolleyes

Tracy-Jayne

12 Dec 2004

Quote by RedHot
I think he may have put too much effort into the post..... or not :shock:

I'd go with *not* rolleyes

Tracy-Jayne
'To be or not to be, that is the question'
or not in this case...............................

12 Dec 2004

Quote by mancboy78
As it says on the tin.....

Please may I be the first one, I hate having to queue.
I may leave now and camp outside his front door, it will be good practice for the January sales.
No on second thoughts i have something more exciting to do. I have just painted a door I will watch it dry ... 16 hours .. as it says on the tin flipa

Jackie and Ben mad

:x

12 Dec 2004

Hey, gotta try, you never know biggrin

12 Dec 2004

Quote by mancboy78
Hey, gotta try, you never know

Well true, there is a chance in a million that someone will be impressed with your ability to express yourself. However experience has taught most here that saying a bit about yourself, & about the sort of person you are looking for, is much more likely to bring you success. Better still, you could join in the Forum discussions, get to know people & attend some Munches. Speaking from experience, that is the way to get some action, & make some damn good friends as well. So hope to see you in the Forum Mancboy78. wave

12 Dec 2004

Quote by Jackie and Ben
Please may I be the first one, I hate having to queue.

Now that is what I call an avatar.... :P Nice one Jackie.

12 Dec 2004

Quote by mancboy78
Hey, gotta try, you never know

But that's just it.......you didn't even try!

12 Dec 2004

Hi G and K here. We were going to pop down to Adam and Eves or Liaisons club this teatime but just seen your Ad and it is so appealing we would have preferred to come and let you make our day . Pity, we didnt read this till 6pm, so we guess were too late.
Shame.

12 Dec 2004

Quote by Gary4couples
Hi G and K here. We were going to pop down to Adam and Eves or Liaisons club this teatime but just seen your Ad and it is so appealing we would have preferred to come and let you make our day . Pity, we didnt read this till 6pm, so we guess were too late.
Shame.

:shock:

12 Dec 2004

First off :welcome: Mancboy78, nice to have new members onboard!!!
Your ad seems to have been jumped on and ripped to shreds with very little constructive comment (sorry everyone but this has happened! - although i did have to bite my lip for a while myself!)
As you may have gathered by now - one line ad don't seem to have much success, mind you i thought your's was at least wittier than most of the others.
What you may find useful is to run a search for "Advice Threads" on the board and have a look through them. Not a gaurentee of "success" but, it's a few pointers for the way forward.
In fact I'am feeling nice, heres the link to Marcuso's advice thread.
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/20451.html
To be honest the best way to meet people is to get into the cafe and start posting - not rocket science, but after a while your charachter comes through and people can see if they like you!! Also if possible attend Munches - again people can get to know you etc.
So last think to say, is you've had the p*ss ripped out of you, take it on the chin and sit and enjoy the site and see where it goes!
Hope your hump

a beautiful lady sooner rather than later!!
Andy

12 Dec 2004

Well we were going to give a senstive caring response, but Andy beat us to it....so;
Please come round as soon as possible...Shel has her knickers off and is waiting for you........you smooth talking sex God!!

12 Dec 2004

Quote by Geordiecpl2001
Well we were going to give a senstive caring response, but Andy beat us to it....so;
Please come round as soon as possible...Shel has her knickers off and is waiting for you........you smooth talking sex God!!

Sod him, what about me??? This sensitive side isn't helping much!!

12 Dec 2004

Hey Andy, your doing good!!
Have you not been having fun with our mutual friend?
John & Shel
PS sorry we did not get to the party Friday night, Shels womanly design fault!!

12 Dec 2004

Quote by mancboy78
As it says on the tin.....

look at him he really dim,shit this aint the word association aww well says it all lol

:lol: