Hi all....
For sale, one single guy, 35 years on the clock, bit of rust here and there, splutters when cold, good milleage per pound, comes in one colour only, white with dark brown top.
If interested, get in touch for a test drive.
If any females or couples cannot afford this little runabout, then I might be persuaded to let a worthwhile owner take it off my hands for free.
Why didn't I think of an approach like that ??? Quite simple. I'm not funny enough :cry:
Hmmmm, no responses, yet.
Oh, yeah, hang on, forgot to mention, it does have one spare tire and comes free with fluffy dice and an air freshener (also known as hairy balls and deoderant).
Still for sale, it HAS passed it's last MOT ya know, taxed, tested and so forth.
Good offer, well worth just a test drive at least.