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I'm looking for a Silver Service layby dinner near Shrewsbury tonight.
That means white linen tablecloth, waiter/waitress service, candles and all the trimmings.
You'll have to bring it all with you though 'cos laybys aren't equipped with all that stuff. There is a toilet here though!
Oh! And it looks like it'll be a starry night too.
Kate Moss has been invited to do a cabaret turn but I wouldn't hold your breath that she'll accept my invite. dunno
:rascal: :rascal: innocent

Note to Mods: If anyone can actually deliver a candle-lit silver service dinner to my layby I'll gladly accept it so this IS a serious post ok?
Anything short of the requirements though won't count!
Quote by EagerSlut
I'm looking for a Silver Service layby dinner near Shrewsbury tonight.
That means white linen tablecloth, waiter/waitress service, candles and all the trimmings.
You'll have to bring it all with you though 'cos laybys aren't equipped with all that stuff. There is a toilet here though!
Oh! And it looks like it'll be a starry night too.
Kate Moss has been invited to do a cabaret turn but I wouldn't hold your breath that she'll accept my invite. dunno
:rascal: :rascal: innocent
Note to Mods: If anyone can actually deliver a candle-lit silver service dinner to my layby I'll gladly accept it so this IS a serious post ok?
Anything short of the requirements though won't count!

ES - if you get any takers and are short of the waiter, let me know and I'll throw on the Tux and cater for your every whim..!!
CheekyChimp.... cool
Good evening Mr ES, your in luck! We've had a cancellation this evening, and was wondering what to do with all the food we've purchased/prepared...... One problem though we were booked to do the old duffers and sad gits annual get together but the last duffer died and the sad gits have decided to stay at home as a mark of respect. Menu choice will therefore be limited to the following............
Starters
Grilled Goats Cheese on a Tomato Salad with a Basil Dressing
Mousse of Smoked Trout flavoured with Horseradish encased in Smoked Salmon
Ballontine of Duck Confit and Caramelised Apples set with Fois Gras Butter
Duet of Melon with Compote of Berries
With refreshing Water Ice and Cointreau Syrup
* * * * * * *
Soup
Cream of Smoked Haddock, Leek and Potato
Velouté of White Onion, Finished with Truffle Oil
Cream of Carrot and Cumin
Roast Tomato and Pepper finished with Basil
* * * * * * *
Fish
Grilled Paupiette of Sole Fillets on a fine Julienne of Seasonal Vegetables
Glazed with a Chive Butter
Salmon Oven Roasted under a Pesto Crust with a Confit of Shallots and Cherry Tomatoes
Local Smoked Haddock on a Spring Onion Mash and a Grain Mustard Sauce
Roast Codling with a Cheese and Herb Crust
* * * * * * *
Roasts
Roast Rib of Local Beef accompanied by Yorkshire pudding and Madeira jus
Roast Saddle of Perthshire Black Faced Lamb filled with Lemon and Mint Stuffing
* * * * * * *
Mains
Pan Fried Chicken Supreme filled with Creamed Leeks on Fondant Potato
With a Smoked Bacon and Chive Sauce
Corn Fed Chicken on a Roasted Mediterranean Vegetable Gateau
With a Basil Cream
Duet of Perthshire Lamb Cutlets accompanied by
Boulangere Potatoes and a Mint and Redcurrant Glaze
* * * * * * *
Desserts
Warm Apple Flan with Real Vanilla Ice Cream
Rich Chocolate and Orange Truffle oil
Summer Fruit Pudding Terrine
Traditional Sticky Toffee Pudding with a Butterscotch Sauce
White Chocolate and Orange Mousse Cake
Selection of Scottish Cheeses with Oatcakes
The above will be served following the time honoured procedures of Silver Service
Of course we are assuming that there would possibly be other truck drivers also stopped in the said lay-by with you for whom we will be happy to cater, and should the need arise We could perhaps lay on some congenial entertainment
Kindest regards
M & H
HimnHer......Delicious Menu....1st Class - you can cater for me anyday...or night..!
CheekyChimp.... cool
Quote by Him'nHer
Good evening Mr ES, your in luck! We've had a cancellation this evening, and was wondering what to do with all the food we've purchased/prepared...... One problem though we were booked to do the old duffers and sad gits annual get together but the last duffer died and the sad gits have decided to stay at home as a mark of respect. Menu choice will therefore be limited to the following............
Starters
Grilled Goats Cheese on a Tomato Salad with a Basil Dressing
Mousse of Smoked Trout flavoured with Horseradish encased in Smoked Salmon
Ballontine of Duck Confit and Caramelised Apples set with Fois Gras Butter
Duet of Melon with Compote of Berries
With refreshing Water Ice and Cointreau Syrup
* * * * * * *
Soup
Cream of Smoked Haddock, Leek and Potato
Velouté of White Onion, Finished with Truffle Oil
Cream of Carrot and Cumin
Roast Tomato and Pepper finished with Basil
* * * * * * *
Fish
Grilled Paupiette of Sole Fillets on a fine Julienne of Seasonal Vegetables
Glazed with a Chive Butter
Salmon Oven Roasted under a Pesto Crust with a Confit of Shallots and Cherry Tomatoes
Local Smoked Haddock on a Spring Onion Mash and a Grain Mustard Sauce
Roast Codling with a Cheese and Herb Crust
* * * * * * *
Roasts
Roast Rib of Local Beef accompanied by Yorkshire pudding and Madeira jus
Roast Saddle of Perthshire Black Faced Lamb filled with Lemon and Mint Stuffing
* * * * * * *
Mains
Pan Fried Chicken Supreme filled with Creamed Leeks on Fondant Potato
With a Smoked Bacon and Chive Sauce
Corn Fed Chicken on a Roasted Mediterranean Vegetable Gateau
With a Basil Cream
Duet of Perthshire Lamb Cutlets accompanied by
Boulangere Potatoes and a Mint and Redcurrant Glaze
* * * * * * *
Desserts
Warm Apple Flan with Real Vanilla Ice Cream
Rich Chocolate and Orange Truffle oil
Summer Fruit Pudding Terrine
Traditional Sticky Toffee Pudding with a Butterscotch Sauce
White Chocolate and Orange Mousse Cake
Selection of Scottish Cheeses with Oatcakes
The above will be served following the time honoured procedures of Silver Service
Of course we are assuming that there would possibly be other truck drivers also stopped in the said lay-by with you for whom we will be happy to cater, and should the need arise We could perhaps lay on some congenial entertainment
Kindest regards
M & H

Oooooooooooooooooooh! Mouthwatering. :bounce: :bounce:
What time can you get here? Other truckers guaranteed! :P
:rascal: :rascal: :rascal:
ES, just when are you going to stop in layby in the North West? I can do silver service but do a mean Kentucky or local chippy lol
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
ES, just when are you going to stop in layby in the North West? I can do silver service but do a mean Kentucky or local chippy lol

NWC - and don't forget the Gravy...!
CheekyChimp.... cool
OOOOh thanks CheekyChimp, just wouldnt be the same without the gravy!!!
Chips, mushy peas and gravy, lol and if your really hungry you can have 'Pudding' with it (Steak and Kidney variety).
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
OOOOh thanks CheekyChimp, just wouldnt be the same without the gravy!!!
Chips, mushy peas and gravy, lol and if your really hungry you can have 'Pudding' with it (Steak and Kidney variety).

That's it....I'm off to the local chippy... :bounce:
CheekyChimp.... cool
This is a quality thread I'll have you know. smackbottom :smackbottom:
It's silver service or nothing. :huh:
:twisted:
Sorry, cant do quality or classy!!!
Im off to the chippy with CheekyChimp lol
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
ES, just when are you going to stop in layby in the North West? I can do silver service but do a mean Kentucky or local chippy lol

Well I do from time to time as I get all over the place like a rash (including here, as you may have noticed!) redface surprisedops:
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But when will you be coming to London Eager? wink