Slim sexy lady wanted, single or part of a couple..

17 May 2006

Hi,
Id like to meet a slim, sexy, well turned out," genuine" lady willing to clean, iron, dust and wash, and generally do womens things once a week. ( twice, maybe three times if your good)
Hey ladies just want you to know ive got a top of the range Dyson for your pleasure .. and practicality, nice soft yellow dusters, Mr Muscle, Mr Sheen. ect
No one liners please and i dont respond to winks. Tell me a bit about you, What do you use in the iron?
What conditioner do you prefer. You must be local with a face picture ( and a sexy bums a must.) Blonde or Brunette only, Ive been told Gingers are a bit of a problem. in return you get the Vase attention... if your good. :lickface:
Ps if part of a couple he can help the Gardener.

17 May 2006

I'm a dedicated cleaner & I just love my domestic chores & ironing is such a turn on! I use a good bit of spit in the old iron I find it works better than starch.
My conditioner is far better than those ponsie things in the supermarkets! A good bit of chip pan oil softens the clothes nicely smile

Hope I pass biggrin

:D :D

17 May 2006

Quote by lilacgem

I'm a dedicated cleaner & I just love my domestic chores & ironing is such a turn on! I use a good bit of spit in the old iron I find it works better than starch.
My conditioner is far better than those ponsie things in the supermarkets! A good bit of chip pan oil softens the clothes nicely
Hope I pass :D :D

Nooooo you have it all wrong :shock:
Put bleach in the iron, it removes the stains as you iron plus stops the iron from blocking up with limescale :)
for conditioner i use old cooking fat also, can't beat that nice smell of fried chicken and sausages, helps you to really mix in with the crowd when in a kebab shop :D
A Dyson he says ffs! have you never heard that fag ash is good for your carpet, surly dust must be also?
Do i pass then ?
Shaz x

17 May 2006

I require references, can you provide them, your avater certainly gives you points however im not sure of the spit for the iron, and the chip pan oil, however i can bring you up to speed and get those Chesire bad habits out of you and get you to the real world. A hint Tescos not nettos finest, crackin ass tho lol

17 May 2006

Quote by Shaz_n_Tony

I'm a dedicated cleaner & I just love my domestic chores & ironing is such a turn on! I use a good bit of spit in the old iron I find it works better than starch.
My conditioner is far better than those ponsie things in the supermarkets! A good bit of chip pan oil softens the clothes nicely
Hope I pass :D :D

Nooooo you have it all wrong :shock:
Put bleach in the iron, it removes the stains as you iron plus stops the iron from blocking up with limescale :)
for conditioner i use old cooking fat also, can't beat that nice smell of fried chicken and sausages, helps you to really mix in with the crowd when in a kebab shop :D
A Dyson he says ffs! have you never heard that fag ash is good for your carpet, surly dust must be also?
Do i pass then ?
Shaz x
Shaz your up for an interview, but tell Tony to bring his Camera and lots of tape :rascal:Oh and it will be in a travel lodge.

17 May 2006

Nothing wrong with my cheshire bad habits :!:

All that effort & I didn't even get an interview :upset:

18 May 2006

Quote by lilacgem
Nothing wrong with my cheshire bad habits :!:

All that effort & I didn't even get an interview :upset:

Not at all.. You just have to apply your self and try harder.

18 May 2006

:doh:

18 May 2006

Right, brushed up on my image & dashed off to netto, I mean Tesco & got some of that new fangled cleaning stuff........

18 May 2006

I need to see the reciepts in person. lol

18 May 2006

There's just no pleasing some people rolleyes

18 May 2006

Quote by Versace Vase
Hi,
Id like to meet a slim, sexy, well turned out," genuine" lady willing to clean, iron, dust and wash, and generally do womens things once a week. ( twice, maybe three times if your good)
Hey ladies just want you to know ive got a top of the range Dyson for your pleasure .. and practicality, nice soft yellow dusters, Mr Muscle, Mr Sheen. ect
No one liners please and i dont respond to winks. Tell me a bit about you, What do you use in the iron?
What conditioner do you prefer. You must be local with a face picture ( and a sexy bums a must.) Blonde or Brunette only, Ive been told Gingers are a bit of a problem. in return you get the Vase attention... if your good. :lickface:
Ps if part of a couple he can help the Gardener.

Fooking ell ! I only read this coz I thought I'd get a shag out of it rolleyes

:giggle:

18 May 2006

Damn, I fail on all counts, my cleaning capabilities are non existant and there's a fine line between ginger and auburn which I think I might be on the wrong side of. But if I wink at you anyway you're bound to reply.......
aren't you?
isn't that how it works?
H.x

18 May 2006

Hey why not ring Kim and Aggie for a 3some
smile

18 May 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
Hi,
Id like to meet a slim, sexy, well turned out," genuine" lady willing to clean, iron, dust and wash, and generally do womens things once a week. ( twice, maybe three times if your good)
Hey ladies just want you to know ive got a top of the range Dyson for your pleasure .. and practicality, nice soft yellow dusters, Mr Muscle, Mr Sheen. ect
No one liners please and i dont respond to winks. Tell me a bit about you, What do you use in the iron?
What conditioner do you prefer. You must be local with a face picture ( and a sexy bums a must.) Blonde or Brunette only, Ive been told Gingers are a bit of a problem. in return you get the Vase attention... if your good. :lickface:
Ps if part of a couple he can help the Gardener.

Fooking ell ! I only read this coz I thought I'd get a shag out of it rolleyes

:giggle:
Ashag! I didn't even get an interview :!: :!: :shock:

18 May 2006

Quote by squirrelbunny
Hey why not ring Kim and Aggie for a 3some

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

18 May 2006

Quote by lilacgem
A shag! I didn't even get an interview :!: :!: :shock:

Don't worry too much.
If you really want to come clean in Derbyshire, there's always something to be done in Chesterfield ish.

18 May 2006

Just grabbing my duster & polish & i'm on my way :happy:

18 May 2006

Quote by lilacgem
Just grabbing my duster & polish & i'm on my way :happy:

I'll have Mr Sheen ready and waiting for you wink

See how I made NO mention of knob polishing there :smug: