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I'm sure many of the intelligent, charming and sensitive women on here will be rushing to nominate themselves as a "safe bet" for you..... No doubt within a day or two your mailbox will be overflowing!
Seriously - take a look at your post. SH is just like the rest of life - you need to make someone feel they want to meet you as much as you'd like to meet them. The fact that you're not getting the money's worth out of your membership is hardly a great starting point is it?
Post messages in the Forum - and not just "who wants to shag me?"; go to the chatroom and join in the conversation; answer some promising ads (with some info about you); and re-read your opening line....
"hey ive been on here a while an talked to women but havent yet met one"
.....and ask yourself why that might be.
Good luck
Quote by Blondie1970
Hi, from a female perspective I agree with Manchester although I wouldn't have been quite so harsh about it.
Quote by splendid_
Matty, it is such a shame you aren't getting your monies worth. It is heartless of all the women on here that they didn't follow their joining instructions to the letter.
Let me tell you a little secret. When the women join we are asked to fill out a form detailing the quota of men that we need to fuck to fulfill our salaries. Yes ! you read correctly, we get paid for being here.
Unfortunately for you I have fulfilled my quota for the millenium so can't and won't actually oblige on this occasion. Now, all you have to do is find a woman who has some of her quota to fill and you are laughing. She has to say yes.
alternatively you could look here
suggestions for you
btw I am lying about the quota/salary business just in case you think you have reached the red light district of the interwebnet.
Quote by kingofmetal
Join the very long queue mate.
Quote by splendid_
Hey Mattie :P I'll help ya pop your cherry hunni, I just got a nice new 12 " strap on. Will that do it for you??
Quote by firelizard
Shhhh Splen, was only joking. Hav'nt really
Mind you, you can send Wor lass over if ya like though :twisted: will you be with her ?
Quote by woohoo
Shhhh Splen, was only joking. Hav'nt really
Mind you, you can send Wor lass over if ya like though :twisted: will you be with her ?
Quote by Mattythepirate
hey guys didnt man to kick up such a storm and offend so many people, i do think some of you may be a little harsh on the way you commented "but" fair point maybe i got the wrong end of the stick on this one.
i always had in my mind that it was a site for exploring your fantasy's and pushing your sexual boundary's in a comfortable environment. now ive messaged loads and loads of women nice chit chat, ive been in the chat rooms and just got cussed for being to young, "so" i ask...??
how do we win, i may be a little young but should that hinder my chance of being embraced by fellow members and brought into a something ive wanted to explore. the answer is no... im no perv no young lad just after a cheap fuck, i could get that from my phone book. its the aphrodisiac of doing new things with new people that entices me.
not so to the point abrupt comments would be appreciated btw lol
hope all is well with you all.
oh an the strap on sounds inviting hehe x
Quote by Mattythepirate
hey guys didnt man to kick up such a storm and offend so many people, i do think some of you may be a little harsh on the way you commented "but" fair point maybe i got the wrong end of the stick on this one.
i always had in my mind that it was a site for exploring your fantasy's and pushing your sexual boundary's in a comfortable environment. now ive messaged loads and loads of women nice chit chat, ive been in the chat rooms and just got cussed for being to young, "so" i ask...??
how do we win, i may be a little young but should that hinder my chance of being embraced by fellow members and brought into a something ive wanted to explore. the answer is no... im no perv no young lad just after a cheap fuck, i could get that from my phone book. its the aphrodisiac of doing new things with new people that entices me.
not so to the point abrupt comments would be appreciated btw lol
hope all is well with you all.
oh an the strap on sounds inviting hehe x
Quote by Mattythepirate
hey ive been on here a while an talked to women but havent yet met one, i need a safe bet not a time waster so if anyone wants some fun help me at least get my moneys worth out of this membership, im starting to think this wa a waste of time.
someone prove me wrong......
matt
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