Hi all,are there any bi girls in Surrey looking to meet a couple?
Trying to find a single bi fem is like looking for the HolyGrail!!
the holy grail is in the third window from the left in harrods jewelry department
single bi fem ? not a scoobie
never known to conjugate as a herd the bi fem is indeed a timid solitary animal.
Prone to change its mind at very short notice and often camouflaging in male attire.
Removes all reserve after a considerable amount of alcoholic beverage. Then waking up the following day and not remembering a thing.
Sometimes masquerades as a couple (the dominant male urging his mate to lap it up) not often with any success other than ending up with bruised testicles after his mate has found out his ruse.
Can sometimes be found on its home island of lesbos but then the seeking couple may be dissuaded as once again the dominant male may be left out.
The author did once hear of a genuine bi fem in the surrey area riding a cart owned by lord lucan being pulled by shergar
read the da vinci code - it might give you a few pointers lololol