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TEACH ME GIRL ON GIRL

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hi looking for a bi fem to teach me all she knows about girl on girl fun please take a look at my profile and if you think your up to it get in touch kate xxx
Hi Kate, id be more than happy to teach you everything i know. :giggle:
not a chance hun read the add
You sayin i aint a bi fem byatch. surprised
teach yourself, :cry:
see youve had plenty of takers here tonight, and all you had to do was watch the Vase and learn.
On behalf of all single males, let this be a lesson to you, now ok this attempt failed, however if you keep pestering the couples like this, some of em are bount to give in. Its so damn easy.
Ps and it does help if shes damn fit..
You see guys still tryin lol
Quote by Versace Vase
You sayin i aint a bi fem byatch. surprised
teach yourself, :cry:
see youve had plenty of takers here tonight, and all you had to do was watch the Vase and learn.
On behalf of all single males, let this be a lesson to you, now ok this attempt failed, however if you keep pestering the couples like this, some of em are bount to give in. Its so damn easy.
Ps and it does help if shes damn fit..
You see guys still tryin lol

:shock:
WTF?! loon
Quote by naughtynymphos1
You sayin i aint a bi fem byatch. surprised
teach yourself, :cry:
see youve had plenty of takers here tonight, and all you had to do was watch the Vase and learn.
On behalf of all single males, let this be a lesson to you, now ok this attempt failed, however if you keep pestering the couples like this, some of em are bount to give in. Its so damn easy.
Ps and it does help if shes damn fit..
You see guys still tryin lol

:shock:
WTF?! loon
NN, two possibilities as I see it. Either he is attempting to be amusing and failing dismally, or he is a really stupid person. Hopefully it is the former, but I have my doubts:-(
NU
Quote by NaughtyUncle
You sayin i aint a bi fem byatch. surprised
teach yourself, :cry:
see youve had plenty of takers here tonight, and all you had to do was watch the Vase and learn.
On behalf of all single males, let this be a lesson to you, now ok this attempt failed, however if you keep pestering the couples like this, some of em are bount to give in. Its so damn easy.
Ps and it does help if shes damn fit..
You see guys still tryin lol

:shock:
WTF?! loon
NN, two possibilities as I see it. Either he is attempting to be amusing and failing dismally, or he is a really stupid person. Hopefully it is the former, but I have my doubts:-(
NU
i think it was the former but your right he failed dismally :lol:
Erm.... who nicked my post????
Would love to take a drive over and help you out hun !
Betty xxx
Quote by kate300
hi looking for a bi fem to teach me all she knows about girl on girl fun please take a look at my profile and if you think your up to it get in touch kate xxx
Quote by naughtynymphos1
You sayin i aint a bi fem byatch. surprised
teach yourself, :cry:
see youve had plenty of takers here tonight, and all you had to do was watch the Vase and learn.
On behalf of all single males, let this be a lesson to you, now ok this attempt failed, however if you keep pestering the couples like this, some of em are bount to give in. Its so damn easy.
Ps and it does help if shes damn fit..
You see guys still tryin lol

:shock:
WTF?! loon
Still not getting any, Vase? rolleyes
Ouch, ouch and ouch, first i must say sorry to Kate for my attempt at humour. i am sorry and was just trying to have a bit of a laugh.
Naughtynymphos yes you were right it was just a way of trying to lighten a thread that hadnt been answered. I failed boo whoo.
Naughty Uncle, well you can just ...... sorry ahem. yes do feel free to score browny points and fit in with the crowd. hope it helps. :2fingers:
And Sassy,
Hmm that would be tellin, mind at my age i prefer a cup of tea and a slice of cake. andi never was much good at it. Oh Well...................
And just to put the males out there right, you should do things right and dont behave like me, I know, behave like Uncle Naughty. wink
The Vase's wrists have been slapped
Kate, anytime you fancy a trip this side of the Severn Bridge you're more than welcome wink
and Vase, I think these toys belong in your pram kiss
Nah, ive taken em home and noones playin wiv em ever again blurt blurt blurt, yeah right. lol x
Quote by Versace Vase
Ouch, ouch and ouch, first i must say sorry to Kate for my attempt at humour. i am sorry and was just trying to have a bit of a laugh.
Naughtynymphos yes you were right it was just a way of trying to lighten a thread that hadnt been answered. I failed boo whoo.
This thread had only been here for 1/2 hour, give it a chance to get answered! lol
Naughty Uncle, well you can just ...... sorry ahem. yes do feel free to score browny points and fit in with the crowd. hope it helps. :2fingers:
Naughtyuncle is actually quite a well known on here so i don't think he would be after browny points biggrin
And Sassy,
Hmm that would be tellin, mind at my age i prefer a cup of tea and a slice of cake. andi never was much good at it. Oh Well...................
And just to put the males out there right, you should do things right and dont behave like me, I know, behave like Uncle Naughty. wink
Yes you should, naughty uncle is quite a role model compared to some single guys.
The Vase's wrists have been slapped
Good, now behave yourself! :lol:

Tony :wink:
well i would love to help u out im always learning also so would love us both to have fun together please have a look at r pofile n get in touch were close to u also xxx
Why are all these lovely ladies so blinking far away? banghead :banghead:
Quote by Shaz_n_Tony
Yes you should, naughty uncle is quite a role model compared to some single guys.:

:shock:
quick pervy you've puled lol
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Why are all these lovely ladies so blinking far away? banghead :banghead:

Just terrible ain't it, i wish the UK would shrink lol
Quote by naughtynymphos1
Yes you should, naughty uncle is quite a role model compared to some single guys.:

:shock:
quick pervy you've puled :lol:
hehehe it was Tony that posted that
Its true though Naughty uncle is always a gentleman in the chatroom, never pushy or nasty, always hs your best interest at heart.
Shame he wasn't a few years younger, i would eat him alive :twisted: :lol:
Shaz x