Ello Cantaur, I spotted this completely by chance, because I recognise your chatroom nick.... Welcome to the forum !! As a fellow man, you should, at the very least, do one or more of the following to spread the word..... a) Can you please pm me her name and number b) Can you describe in a bit more detail some of the technique involved so my meet tomorrow can read it in preparation c) Get your lady friend to write up some hints and tips, post em in the cafe and get one of the mods to "sticky" it.... Seriously though, I'm jealous, good on you ! lol
Lucifer u Tart ffs would think u never had a bj before, hehehehehe Centaur m8 Proud of you, Gentleman of the first Degree. Also a lucky fecker hehehehe Ta ta f n.
well guys i think we are on about the same woman, so i'll have my thank you noted, i had the pleasure of visiting the blonde haired one last night, may i just say babes, if all women in staffordshire go for 8 hours strait and could re-write the karma-sutra like you did last night i'm moving back there !!!! thanks hun for teaching this old (ish) dog more than a few new tricks :P :P and we'll hook up again soon, but not to the dorr again hun thanx again hun LEE xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
In response to the above messages: a) Centaur.. glad u enjoyed it b) Lucifer... treacle.. how many times have I offered????? c) Seconded .... Lucifer is a complete and utter TART! d) Mike... you have PM's... still waiting for my jammie dodger (wrap carefully so as not to break!) e) :shock: what an ego boost! maz
Lee.... Babes do you realise that I am now gonna get loads of PM's which means you'll have to drop to the bottom of my "to do" list while I deal with everyone else! (Never mind .. what u got last nite will have to last!) BTW had the carpenter round today.. he says the bow in the bedroom door will never straighten out.. will have to nip to Focus next time you're here and get a new one! One more thing... you might take the boy out of Staffordshire, but you'll never take Staffordshire out of the boy! maz xxx
ok ok ok , sorry about the door but you did'nt complain at the time, well you moaned a bit :wink: well if i thought i'd go to the bottom of the list i'd have said nowt :cry: and finally i KNOW which bit of staffordshire you did'nt want taking out !!!!! :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: so you'll move me up the list i know it !!! Lee xx
Lee...Ok because you were so good... and because you're local, and because you have to pay for a new door... I'll move you up the list a few places. You are now 194th!! maz xxx
Well i am taken aback, No not pooper schuted, Gentlemen prefer blondes, ffs Maz u must be the best Blonde in the whole World, (cliche) I had no idea (santa poked Rudolphs eyes out) whom to congragulate but i now have an inkling, more power to your jaw's hun you'r a star. Ahhheemmm when u cumming up to Edinburgh.?????????/