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Hang on, we hadn't got round to the EEC regulations as to which sort of apples would be required to carry out such as function of 'an apple up the arse'
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Sex God
Quote by Sarah1448
Hang on, we hadn't got round to the EEC regulations as to which sort of apples would be required to carry out such as function of 'an apple up the arse'
Hehehehehehehehe, actually I made that bit up... I read it in a book called Brutal by Aiden Shaw. There was a scene in it where some guy was talking about shoving apples up his arse.... baking apples at that! :shock: EEC regs were not mentioned though
Quote by bluexxx
Hang on, we hadn't got round to the EEC regulations as to which sort of apples would be required to carry out such as function of 'an apple up the arse'
Hehehehehehehehe, actually I made that bit up... I read it in a book called Brutal by Aiden Shaw. There was a scene in it where some guy was talking about shoving apples up his arse.... baking apples at that! :shock: EEC regs were not mentioned though
:shock: A baking apple up the arse? I don't :censored: think so! Now where was that door???
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i can vouch for blue
she is all woman
Oh no I'm not, Jamnat...... hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
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Nope - I've banned someone on their very first post, in fact most of us have! I actually got someone before their first post - boy, did that shit them up!!!
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Oh yes... the idiot just came back as pwdr1 and promply got booted again
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Quote by Sexysteph
An apple up the arse!!!! Shit you must have the droopiest backside this side of China. So what gravel pit was the shot taken or was it the local dump you went to, as that’s probably where you feel most comfortable
Reminds me of the scene in" Little Nicky" when Hitler gets a Pineapple shoved up his ass by Satan
:lol:I'm shocked Steph........that your even prepared to admit you've seen "Little Nicky" :shock:
Quote by Sexysteph
An apple up the arse!!!! Shit you must have the droopiest backside this side of China. So what gravel pit was the shot taken or was it the local dump you went to, as that’s probably where you feel most comfortable
Reminds me of the scene in" Little Nicky" when Hitler gets a Pineapple shoved up his ass by Satan
:lol:I'm shocked Steph........that your even prepared to admit you've seen "Little Nicky" :shock:
hehehe I just like Adam Sandler- he is bloody funny
The Wedding Singer was his best film!