Unloaded me please!!! (bham/solihull/cov)

30 Dec 2006

Quote by sal2103
hi, im a 25yrs old attractive male in bhirmingham/solihull, all details n pictures r on profile so have a luk. im jst really fukin horny now n need to be revealed. havent dun anything for abt a week n half n wankign everynite but not ejaculating so a heavy, big, warm load is expected...be warned!! im willin 2 do anything jst wanan cum on u or cum. even if u ladies wana meet in a lonely street n jerk my cock off in the open n cum then fine. get in touch asap as need a hand!!!

:shock:

30 Dec 2006

30 Dec 2006

Edited 2 times in total confused

What was the first one like? :shock:
redface

30 Dec 2006

Quote by buxomgoddess
Edited 2 times in total
What was the first one like? :shock:

He mispelt 'wanking'!! :wanker: rotflmao

Mal

30 Dec 2006

Quote by Mal
Edited 2 times in total
What was the first one like? :shock:

He mispelt 'wanking'!! :wanker: rotflmao

Mal

....and also misspelt "Birmingham"! lol

30 Dec 2006

FFS change your avatar rolleyes

30 Dec 2006

Quote by sal2103
obviously wat u expect i was wacking 1 off then!

fetching :shock:

30 Dec 2006

bollox! I just spent 20 mins and 2 pm's looking for the link to where 'genital shots in avatars are not allowed' is set in stone, and you buggers beat me to it! lol

and just for the novelty of now having cut and pasted it, its here lol

http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/15156.html
ok, i'm leaving now redface

30 Dec 2006

Quote by Shireen
FFS change your avatar

But I changed it again for him - not only can he NOT write he also can NOT read!!
rotflmao

30 Dec 2006

Ah this is the type of post that keeps me coming back to the forums again and again, witty, intelligent, well constructed and oh so descriptive! lol

As "just joined the site and think its full of nymphomaniac women who will jump at the chance to shag me" first posts go this one has got to be way up there with the best!! confused

30 Dec 2006

Quote by buxomgoddess
Edited 2 times in total
What was the first one like? :shock:

Like the one I quoted, before he edited it!

30 Dec 2006

Quote by buxomgoddess
Edited 2 times in total
What was the first one like? :shock:

Like the one I quoted, before he edited it!

31 Dec 2006

Sorry hun..I didnt study your quote redface

but he did admit his other hand was 'busy' so that could explain why it was so bad lol

31 Dec 2006

Quote by Jags
FFS change your avatar

But I changed it again for him - not only can he NOT write he also can NOT read!!
rotflmao

And you know the reason for that dont you?? wink

:giggle:

31 Dec 2006

Ahhh nowt changes. As per normal the topic goes totally off on a tangent and desends into oblivion lol

31 Dec 2006

you have a PM.

31 Dec 2006

Quote by MidlandsBob
Ahhh nowt changes. As per normal the topic goes totally off on a tangent and desends into oblivion

So, you're doing something more constructive are you? Offering to meet him?

31 Dec 2006

Quote by MidlandsBob
Ahhh nowt changes. As per normal the topic goes totally off on a tangent and desends into oblivion

And you're being far more constructive aren't you?
Offering to meet him?

31 Dec 2006

Quote by MidlandsBob
Ahhh nowt changes. As per normal the topic goes totally off on a tangent and desends into oblivion

And you're being far more constructive aren't you?
Offering to meet him?

31 Dec 2006

Quote by Jags
FFS change your avatar

But I changed it again for him - not only can he NOT write he also can NOT read!!
rotflmao

So it is true then...... It actually DOES make ya go blind........ biggrin