and after seeing the lollipop man thread, i though i could be just as specialised.
So... looking for blue haired lass who likes slapping and has an aversion to the letter K used in the wrong place. Must like dodgy one hit 80's band - The Bilko Twins, a liking for Haggis is optional ( I don't want to be too picky) but tossing of cabers and highland flings are a must...
No timewasters please :lol2: