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I am free next weekend biggrin
and after seeing the lollipop man thread, i though i could be just as specialised.
So... looking for blue haired lass who likes slapping and has an aversion to the letter K used in the wrong place. Must like dodgy one hit 80's band - The Bilko Twins, a liking for Haggis is optional ( I don't want to be too picky) but tossing of cabers and highland flings are a must...
No timewasters please :lol2:
I've been waiting minutes!!!!!!
Does this site work or what??? rolleyes
Oh, and Vampire-ism is an added bonus...
Quote by postie
I am free next weekend biggrin
and after seeing the lollipop man thread, i though i could be just as specialised.
So... looking for blue haired lass who likes slapping and has an aversion to the letter K used in the wrong place. Must like dodgy one hit 80's band - The Bilko Twins, a liking for Haggis is optional ( I don't want to be too picky) but tossing of cabers and highland flings are a must...
No timewasters please :lol2:

ONE HIT BANDS?? Are you mad? Got a death wish? You should have heard the whole place singing away to 'Cap in Hand', 'I'm on my way from misery to happiness today' (you not seen Shrek then, sad boy?) and 'Letter from America'.
As it happens I do have next weekend free but you have just lost your chance.
Sink, boy, sink!
:kick: :kick:
:happy: :happy:
Sorry for the delay (phew... out of breath from running around now!) been shopping...
Quote by Angel Chat
Sorry for the delay (phew... out of breath from running around now!) been shopping...


Can't find any info on the Bilko Twins though, I think you made them up blink
Oh, and I think I might need to practice my caber tossing skills redface

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Bilko Twins don't exist... they are all in the warped and pathetic organ Postie calls a brain!
:happy: :happy:
Angel... you are my kinda Gal.. and the Bilko Twins do exist, though I now know they are 3 hit wonders... 4 hits if you include " I will walk 91 miles"... (charted at number 97 in the hit parade)
so... get yer wig on ( and if your mirkin matches, so much the better biggrin)
Quote by Jags
Bilko Twins do exist... but they are all in the warpedl and pathetic organ Postie calls a brain!
:happy: :happy:

Isn't this Modding lark a hoot ... just scribble out what someone wrote and add what you want... easy peasy...
Magic buttons! Magic buttons...
:shock:
Quote by postie

Bilko Twins do exist... but they are all in the warpedl and pathetic organ Postie calls a brain!
:happy: :happy:

Isn't this Modding lark a hoot ... just scribble out what someone wrote and add what you want... easy peasy...
Magic buttons! Magic buttons...
:shock:
You're too kind!
:happy: :happy: :happy:
Is your weekend fixed up yet then??
lol :lol:
Quote by Jags

Bilko Twins do exist... but they are all in the warpedl and pathetic organ Postie calls a brain!
:happy: :happy:

Isn't this Modding lark a hoot ... just scribble out what someone wrote and add what you want... easy peasy...
Magic buttons! Magic buttons...
:shock:
You're too kind!
:happy: :happy: :happy:
Is your weekend fixed up yet then??
lol :lol:
Not after this is isn't :lol2:
What on earth are you talking about??
dunno :dunno: :dunno: :dunno:
I have no idea....
bugger it mad
Quote by button happy Jags
Bilko Twins do exist... but they are all in the fabulous and fantastic organ JAGS calls a brain!
:happy: :happy:

Isn't this Modding lark a hoot ... just scribble out what someone wrote and add what you want... easy peasy...
Magic chocolate-buttons! Magic chocolate-buttons...
:shock:
You do have a death wish don't you!
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
duel :duel: :duel:
Quote by Jags
What on earth are you talking about??
dunno :dunno: :dunno: :dunno:

hahahahahaha
Quote by Jags
You do have a death wish don't you!
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
duel :duel: :duel:

:confused2: :inlove: :love: :inlove: :love: :inlove: :love: :inlove:
Quote by vodka_babe22uk
You do have a death wish don't you!
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
duel :duel: :duel:

:confused2: :inlove: :love: :inlove: :love: :inlove: :love: :inlove:
jags you cant kill him his pussy will be fatherless
mind you i could adopt the poor wee thing
Am I bothered???
lol :lol:
Quote by Jags
You do have a death wish don't you!
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
duel :duel: :duel:

:confused2: :inlove: :love: :inlove: :love: :inlove: :love: :inlove:
jags you cant kill him his pussy will be fatherless
mind you i could adopt the poor wee thing
Am I bothered???
lol :lol:
:kiss
bolt :
Quote by postie
I have no idea....
bugger it mad

Bilko Twins do exist... but they are all in the fabulous and fantastic organ JAGS calls a brain!
:happy: :happy:

Isn't this Modding lark a hoot ... just scribble out what someone wrote and add what you want... easy peasy...
Magic chocolate-buttons! Magic chocolate-buttons...
rotflmao
Regards
Harry Jones