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VALENTINES PARTY. OXFORD. FOR BBW ROOM REGULARS
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OXFORD - A Brief History Lesson.
The ancient town of Oxford was founded, popular legend has it, by Trojan King Arviragus in about AD70, though there is evidence of settlement in the area a long time before then. Ancient Historian John Rous claimed a city called “Caer-Memre” was built on the Thames River by King Mempricius during the time that Samuel was Judge in Judea. This would put the origins of Oxford at between 1400-1500 BC. “Caer-Memres" literal translation is “Care of, or by, Mammories”, something that our erstwhile hostess Char, may well have more than a degree of empathy with.
The Black Plague struck Oxford hard in the years 1348-1350, and the population of the City was decimated. The University took advantage of this to buy up many vacant properties in the area and expand its grounds considerably. This taking advantage of poor, unfortunate, frequently ill and diseased members of the locality continues to this very day under the more common phrase “Student life”.
In Tudor times, the rule of Henry's VIII’s daughter Mary was a time of terrible political and religious unrest in Oxford. Mary was Catholic, and she tried fiercely to reverse the tide of Anglican reform begun by her father. Many prominent church leaders and reformers were burned at the stake, none more visibly than Bishops Latimer and Ridley, and Archbishop Thomas Cranmer. The three men were tried for heresy and condemned to death when they would not recant their Protestant faith. Latimer and Ridley were burned outside Balliol College on October 16, 1555. Latimer is supposed to have said to Ridley as the fire was lit, "Master Ridley, we shall this day light such a candle in England as shall never be put out". To which Ridley’s reply of “Yes Latimer, but I didn’t think we’d be the fucking wicks.” Is less well regarded in scholarly circles.
The relationship of Oxford University to the town (now city) of Oxford, has a rocky history, spotted with outbreaks of rioting and violence. One of the most infamous outbreaks came on St. Scholastrica's Day (February 10) in 1354. It started innocently enough, when some students drinking at the Swyndlestock Tavern, close to the Carfax Tower, accused the landlord of serving them "indifferent wine". The argument escalated until townsfolk came to the defence of the innkeeper. The bells of St. Mary's church called townsfolk to arms, and for three days they beat and killed students and ransacked the colleges. Nowadays, of course, government legislation tends to have pretty much the safe effect with the added bonus of freeing up a few bicycles for the local walking ASBO to throw into the canal.
Occassional riots continued into the 19th century, notably in 1867. The traditional night for conflict was November 5 (Bonfire Night), so both the University and the city council planned elaborate festivities for that night to distract people's attention. That tradition ended however when one student prankster went a little too far, whatever happened to poor old Guy Fawkes?
Oxford grew up at the conjunction of two rivers, the Thames and the Cherwell (pronounced Char-well). Indeed, the very reason for Oxford's existence was the presence of a ford for oxen crossing the Thames (that ford was located near the present Folly Bridge). Punting on Oxford's rivers is a popular recreational activity, conjuring up images of Edwardian picnics with men in white flannels poling daintily clad companions along the tree-swept waterways, as women in blow away skirts gave a whole new meaning to the phrase, "What a lovely punt". A scene so typical of a middle England idyll. My, how that is all going to change on the 17th February 2007....
The ancient town of Oxford was founded, popular legend has it, by Trojan King Arviragus in about AD70, though there is evidence of settlement in the area a long time before then. Ancient Historian John Rous claimed a city called “Caer-Memre” was built on the Thames River by King Mempricius during the time that Samuel was Judge in Judea. This would put the origins of Oxford at between 1400-1500 BC. “Caer-Memres" literal translation is “Care of, or by, Mammories”, something that our erstwhile hostess Char, may well have more than a degree of empathy with.
The Black Plague struck Oxford hard in the years 1348-1350, and the population of the City was decimated. The University took advantage of this to buy up many vacant properties in the area and expand its grounds considerably. This taking advantage of poor, unfortunate, frequently ill and diseased members of the locality continues to this very day under the more common phrase “Student life”.
In Tudor times, the rule of Henry's VIII’s daughter Mary was a time of terrible political and religious unrest in Oxford. Mary was Catholic, and she tried fiercely to reverse the tide of Anglican reform begun by her father. Many prominent church leaders and reformers were burned at the stake, none more visibly than Bishops Latimer and Ridley, and Archbishop Thomas Cranmer. The three men were tried for heresy and condemned to death when they would not recant their Protestant faith. Latimer and Ridley were burned outside Balliol College on October 16, 1555. Latimer is supposed to have said to Ridley as the fire was lit, "Master Ridley, we shall this day light such a candle in England as shall never be put out". To which Ridley’s reply of “Yes Latimer, but I didn’t think we’d be the fucking wicks.” Is less well regarded in scholarly circles.
The relationship of Oxford University to the town (now city) of Oxford, has a rocky history, spotted with outbreaks of rioting and violence. One of the most infamous outbreaks came on St. Scholastrica's Day (February 10) in 1354. It started innocently enough, when some students drinking at the Swyndlestock Tavern, close to the Carfax Tower, accused the landlord of serving them "indifferent wine". The argument escalated until townsfolk came to the defence of the innkeeper. The bells of St. Mary's church called townsfolk to arms, and for three days they beat and killed students and ransacked the colleges. Nowadays, of course, government legislation tends to have pretty much the safe effect with the added bonus of freeing up a few bicycles for the local walking ASBO to throw into the canal.
Occassional riots continued into the 19th century, notably in 1867. The traditional night for conflict was November 5 (Bonfire Night), so both the University and the city council planned elaborate festivities for that night to distract people's attention. That tradition ended however when one student prankster went a little too far, whatever happened to poor old Guy Fawkes?
Oxford grew up at the conjunction of two rivers, the Thames and the Cherwell (pronounced Char-well). Indeed, the very reason for Oxford's existence was the presence of a ford for oxen crossing the Thames (that ford was located near the present Folly Bridge). Punting on Oxford's rivers is a popular recreational activity, conjuring up images of Edwardian picnics with men in white flannels poling daintily clad companions along the tree-swept waterways, as women in blow away skirts gave a whole new meaning to the phrase, "What a lovely punt". A scene so typical of a middle England idyll. My, how that is all going to change on the 17th February 2007....
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sure harry got it on me list . am i not on your to do card as well, by the way read the first post on here re lifts etc may be usefull to you char. : :swingingchair: :
Blimey Char, I thought I was being all forward having a dancecard and a snogcard. :shock: I have now started a to do card (ladies note I dont do full shagging, so make sure you read to do in the right sense - pm me if you are not sure what to expect or any requests
) and you are at the top of it, and Im very pleased you have asked me - it will be a delight .After my very recent successfull jaunts the last two Saturday nights I am tempted to draw up a "women who will let me watch them pee card" but will need a small font to fit it on a card
I would love a lift Char, to whom do I pm my request and eternal gratitude, I was originally going to utilise public transport to get there (done my homework on bus times), but this will be far simpler. :D
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methinks Harry J is just after a Sassy administered spanking
Of course I am :D
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Anyhow I now suspect that you have beaten Harry J for the longest post on here
<<<<Sulks in corner, come and console me Debb xx
Regards
Harry Jones
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Okay Asks not sure why it was posted twice....maybe to make sure it was read?Anyhow I now suspect that you have beaten Harry J for the longest post on here...and Sid accuses me of spamming...I think not!!
oi its not me its the veg man from down the road that told me about you spamming forums
ops: :oops: Spam fritters for brekkie, spam & salad cream sandwiches for lunch, spam, egg & chips for supper.... NOT!!! How about a buffett with everything having to contain spam? Not.
When on SH in the morning
I like to have a little spam
and just as I am yawning
I think just how sad I am!
When on SH in the evening
I check back here to see
If any other spammers
Are loonies just like me!
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MRS TN CAN SERIOUSLY DAMAGE YOUR HEALTH
Health Warning: The department of Pubic Relations feels obliged to warn all swingers, wannabe swingers and non-swingers alike that Mrs TN is a complete loon. Certified as sane by a psychiatrist, she is certain to giggle a lot, play hideously awful jokes on you and generally act like a girl. You have been warned.
When on SH in the morning
I like to have a little spam
and just as I am yawning
I think just how sad I am!
When on SH in the evening
I check back here to see
If any other spammers
Are loonies just like me!
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MRS TN CAN SERIOUSLY DAMAGE YOUR HEALTH
Health Warning: The department of Pubic Relations feels obliged to warn all swingers, wannabe swingers and non-swingers alike that Mrs TN is a complete loon. Certified as sane by a psychiatrist, she is certain to giggle a lot, play hideously awful jokes on you and generally act like a girl. You have been warned.
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear!!! I spend a couple of days offline, in my sick bed, poorly , sick n dying n that, n you all go spam mad!!! Tut tut, not good enough!! who to start with??? Right, Siddy, i really do expect no better, so i'm not at all surprised and not even gonna bother to tell you to stop it 
. However, Debb, i'm mildly surprised you have allowed yourself to be trawled in to this juvenile spamming game, tut tut Debb !!!!! Harry, the length of your posts has now become somewhat ridiculous, i needed a picnic to sit n read the last one 
:roll: . Thinking hun, i am allowing for the fact that you are quite new and are not fully aware of the consequences of your actions as yet!!! Me char, even you have allowed yourself to become embroiled in this frivolity........ i am surprised, shocked, and possibly a tad dissappointed 
. But Mr Askari, well, i never, i am totally gobsmacked, my ghast is well and truly flabbered with you young man!!!! You're even attempting to disguise your spamming as 'history lessons'........ boy, you got it bad, when i ever ever find the time, these posts will be counted and i will give a run down of top 3 spammers!!!!!!!! I am just truly too shocked and traumatised to face the said task right now :roll: . Sassy_H xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx By the way Bunny my beautiful one, pls catch up, it's no.t that i want to spank you or anything...................................... it's just that i NEEEEEDDDDDD to :twisted:
. However, Debb, i'm mildly surprised you have allowed yourself to be trawled in to this juvenile spamming game, tut tut Debb !!!!! Harry, the length of your posts has now become somewhat ridiculous, i needed a picnic to sit n read the last one :roll: . Thinking hun, i am allowing for the fact that you are quite new and are not fully aware of the consequences of your actions as yet!!! Me char, even you have allowed yourself to become embroiled in this frivolity........ i am surprised, shocked, and possibly a tad dissappointed . But Mr Askari, well, i never, i am totally gobsmacked, my ghast is well and truly flabbered with you young man!!!! You're even attempting to disguise your spamming as 'history lessons'........ boy, you got it bad, when i ever ever find the time, these posts will be counted and i will give a run down of top 3 spammers!!!!!!!! I am just truly too shocked and traumatised to face the said task right now :roll: . Sassy_H xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx By the way Bunny my beautiful one, pls catch up, it's no.t that i want to spank you or anything...................................... it's just that i NEEEEEDDDDDD to :twisted: Sexlightened
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Oh, just in case i forgot to mention previously, and just in case anyone is actually interested, i will be attending the Oxford bash it seems
::inlove: for the sexy spamming sassy and :thrilled: for he batty boy man gunner
Wooooo hooo excellent stuff Sass...and it really wasn't my fault I just became embroiled in the whole dirty affair of spamming...I can't help it I am becoming addicted to spamming...is there any help for me?I am even tempted to go and spam other peoples forums which is just soooo wrong...methinks I need professional help.........oh btw it's now 24 sleeps til Oxford...
:shock: :twisted:
and Mrs TN...I am so glad that you're a certified loon...am looking forward to meeting you
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:twisted: and Mrs TN...I am so glad that you're a certified loon...am looking forward to meeting you
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Oh, just in case i forgot to mention previously, and just in case anyone is actually interested, i will be attending the Oxford bash it seems
Wooohooooo supercool! Shakes boobies at ya in excitement.
could you make it that arse in the pic :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Warming the Bed
Bugger it, I'm never going to catch up with you spam-crazy folk. How do you find the time?! Im not even doing anything anymore and I can't compete!
So Sassy, just spank me anyway hun. I'm sure we can make up an excuse between the two of us.
How many sleeps do I have to find a suitable outfit?
So Sassy, just spank me anyway hun. I'm sure we can make up an excuse between the two of us.
How many sleeps do I have to find a suitable outfit?
Warming the Bed
Getting out more is overrated though, I must say. As much as I enjoyed my shopping trip this morning
my spamming is purely cos i is bored. sad bitch i am. sassy dear there was never any doubt about you coming to oxford. i would have piggy backed you down if necessary.
god i want an arse like thinking naughty. i aint bi only curious but i do get somewhat excited when i see that pic phew, ( calm down woman ffs you like cock). not long now eh.
god i want an arse like thinking naughty. i aint bi only curious but i do get somewhat excited when i see that pic phew, ( calm down woman ffs you like cock). not long now eh.
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god i want an arse like thinking naughty. i aint bi only curious but i do get somewhat excited when i see that pic phew, ( calm down woman ffs you like cock). not long now eh.
1 MIN char hun me saw thats arse first now sit down and look
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There is a fair maiden called Sassy
She's really a damn sexy lassy
She lives with a Gunner
Tho he's not such a stunner
But has puppy eyes bigger than Lassie.
If you think it's funny then I wrote it - if you don't then Askari and Sid did it.
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tho he not such a stunner he is just a total sex god in the sack and he knows how to get mrs ask mrs sid drunk so lets start round two
looks like you boys will be using you hands again :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Warming the Bed
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Oh, just in case i forgot to mention previously, and just in case anyone is actually interested, i will be attending the Oxford bash it seems
::inlove: for the sexy spamming sassy and :thrilled: for he batty boy man gunner
TN SWEETY DONT FORGET SID IS KNOW SIR TWAT SO A CHANGE OF NAME ON BADGE IS CALL FOR
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There is a fair maiden called Sassy
She's really a damn sexy lassy
She lives with a Gunner
Tho he's not such a stunner
But has puppy eyes bigger than Lassie.
If you think it's funny then I wrote it - if you don't then Askari and Sid did it.
xxxxxx
tho he not such a stunner he is just a total sex god in the sack and he knows how to get mrs ask mrs sid drunk so lets start round two
looks like you boys will be using you hands again :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :Dbatty boy m8 gunner
mrs sid and mrs askari willl not be siting with you at oxford as theres no way i am seeing then pissed like sheffield :twisted: :twisted: Quote by sidbig
There is a fair maiden called Sassy
She's really a damn sexy lassy
She lives with a Gunner
Tho he's not such a stunner
But has puppy eyes bigger than Lassie.
If you think it's funny then I wrote it - if you don't then Askari and Sid did it.
xxxxxx
tho he not such a stunner he is just a total sex god in the sack and he knows how to get mrs ask mrs sid drunk so lets start round two
looks like you boys will be using you hands again :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :Dbatty boy m8 gunner
mrs sid and mrs askari willl not be siting with you at oxford as theres no way i am seeing then pissed like sheffield :twisted: :twisted: Come sit with us pissheads in the rowdy corner babe!!!!! (we will slip lizzie the od drinkie!)
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Harry, the length of your posts has now become somewhat ridiculous, i needed a picnic to sit n read the last one
Well I could have done several short ones but pasting it all into one gives you others of posting as many posts as me
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Oh, just in case i forgot to mention previously, and just in case anyone is actually interested, i will be attending the Oxford bash it seems
:D Hurrah - I am interested.
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D'oh young Curvy tis 24 sleeps til Oxford..by the official anorak count....and I think that spamming is becoming a lifestyle thing for some of us...I so need to cut back on the E numbers and get out more...........
:lol2: No more Matlows refreshers bars for you then Debb :lol: :lol: If you need help from constant spamming I know of a couple of techniques to try at Oxford and even if they don't help I shall have a good time :lol: :lol:
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my spamming is purely cos i is bored. sad bitch i am.
god i want an arse like thinking naughty. i aint bi only curious but i do get somewhat excited when i see that pic phew, ( calm down woman ffs you like cock). not long now eh.
But a lovely attractive sad bitch
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Come sit with us pissheads in the rowdy corner babe!!!!! (we will slip lizzie the od drinkie!)
Make room for a slightly intoxicated real ale drinker who can be slightly more noisy than normal after a beer or two.
:lol: Regards
Harry Jones
