Glad to hear you're coming Sassy - wouldn't be the same without you.
Thanks to Char for all the organising - you've put a lot of work in hun. Am sure it'll be a great night.
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Gunner might have a problem getting Mrs Ask and Mrs Sid sloshed.
I think Mr TN has been making sneaky plans to try and get them to hide under a table with him. Not quite sure what's going on as it's all very secret squirrel but the last I managed to catch was him muttering quietly into his phone, "don't worry - Gunner is only really after Sid & Ask you babes are MINE".
Funny old world eh? Always have to watch the quiet ones PMSL
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Here are some thoughts that have been floating around my mind reading this message board over the past few days.
1. Is it me or is Mrs TN's arse the most absolutely lushest peach ?
2. Does it worry anyone else that Gunner feels the need to get ladies absolutely pellatic before he will do naughties with them ? What is he hiding that requires our lovely fair maidens to be almost incoherent before he will show them the good stuff ???
3. Is it me or is Mrs TN's arse the most absolutely lushest peach ?
4. Lizzy has a whip, Mrs TN a devils pitchfork, Debb has her teeth, Sassy and Bunny are in a spankathon... does anyone else feel the need for some kind of dress code for us fellas ? Such as a suit of bloody armour and a pair of pitbulls each to protect us from the psycho sexpots.
5. Is it me or is Mrs TN's arse the most absolutely lushest peach ?
6. Did I mention Mrs TN's arse ? Oh I did... ok..
7. Am I the only person who keeps getting continually confused between Flash_Harry and HarryJones ? Methinks the badge idea is getting better by the minute as by the end of the night I am not sure that I will know who I am, or who, indeed, I am supposed to be.
8. Mrs. Tn's. Arse. Yumm
9. I notice we are using the word spamming for posts on here. Spamming is I believe repeated posts of the same thing, usually an advert or the sending of a great many unsolicited emails. What we are actually doing on here is "dialoguing" or as it is more technically termed..."being a bunch of horny randy old tarts."
10. Arse. mmmmmmmmmmmmm
11. Only a short amount of time to go and I don't have any confirmed bonks at all. I am thinking of starting a "Ask in need" appeal... get Carl to do his fluttery eye bit for me and have a sincere yet soulful voice over..."Please give generously... there are Asks out there today in need of bonking... just one bonk on 17th Feb could mean the difference between them going home happy, or trawling through motorway service stations at 4 in the morning looking for a wank mag..."
12. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm spanky spanky
Ask xxx
Wiggles arse a bit.
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