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gunner you sweet baby face boy .................
1...after the way i and mrs askari was after sheffield i think you need to get sid and mr askari a beer in as thay got no shag that night .............
2...your arse will be mine and is up for a good slaping
3...jus hun hes good at geting the rounds in is that gunner
rolleyes :roll: :roll:
Glad to hear you're coming Sassy - wouldn't be the same without you.
Thanks to Char for all the organising - you've put a lot of work in hun. Am sure it'll be a great night.
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Congratulations on your first post lizzie_sid.
Try typing but without the space in next time and at the end pmsl
Regards
Harry Jones
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gunner you sweet baby face boy
Congratulations BBW spammers--slowly catching up the Yorks meet for numbers of pages...true spamming at its finest...so proud of each and every one of you (wipes tear from eye)........
:shock: cool :twisted:
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gunner you sweet baby face boy .................
1...after the way i and mrs askari was after sheffield i think you need to get sid and mr askari a beer in as thay got no shag that night .............
2...your arse will be mine and is up for a good slaping
3...jus hun hes good at geting the rounds in is that gunner
rolleyes :roll: :roll:

1 lizzie what sid and mr ask dont see will not hur thent when i slip you some drinks
2 my arse has always been yours redface
3 i like to see ladys having a good time so sir twat will not get any again in oxford its my mission now flipa :sparring: :cheers: :flipa:
Quote by debb
Congratulations BBW spammers--slowly catching up the Yorks meet for numbers of pages...true spamming at its finest...so proud of each and every one of you (wipes tear from eye)........
:shock: cool :twisted:


Must play my part !!!
Quote by Jus
Congratulations BBW spammers--slowly catching up the Yorks meet for numbers of pages...true spamming at its finest...so proud of each and every one of you (wipes tear from eye)........
:shock: cool :twisted:


Must play my part !!!

Thats the spirit Jus (but did you have to melt my eyes with that red text.)
I demand a snog at Oxford as compensation lol
Regards
Harry Jones
right as one of the organisers, i have first dibs on arses sid so form a queue behind me if you please. by the way carpet please dont forget im your offical dresser for you and yur buddies to do you thing. have to check everything is in working order dont i. i mean im cock watch in the room and as you know i take my duties very seriously, so its my duty to be on duty on the 17th. cold shower ought to be made available . must have a word to the landlord. cant wait xxxxxx lol
right as one of the organisers, i have first dibs on arses sid so form a queue behind me if you please. by the way carpet please dont forget im your offical dresser for you and yur buddies to do you thing. have to check everything is in working order dont i. i mean im cock watch in the room and as you know i take my duties very seriously, so its my duty to be on duty on the 17th. cold shower ought to be made available . must have a word to the landlord. cant wait xxxxxx lol
right as one of the organisers, i have first dibs on arses sid so form a queue behind me if you please. by the way carpet please dont forget im your offical dresser for you and yur buddies to do you thing. have to check everything is in working order dont i. i mean im cock watch in the room and as you know i take my duties very seriously, so its my duty to be on duty on the 17th. cold shower ought to be made available . must have a word to the landlord. cant wait xxxxxx lol
Gunner might have a problem getting Mrs Ask and Mrs Sid sloshed.
I think Mr TN has been making sneaky plans to try and get them to hide under a table with him. Not quite sure what's going on as it's all very secret squirrel but the last I managed to catch was him muttering quietly into his phone, "don't worry - Gunner is only really after Sid & Ask you babes are MINE".
Funny old world eh? Always have to watch the quiet ones PMSL
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Quote by charandy
right as one of the organisers, i have first dibs on arses sid so form a queue behind me if you please. by the way carpet please dont forget im your offical dresser for you and yur buddies to do you thing. have to check everything is in working order dont i. i mean im cock watch in the room and as you know i take my duties very seriously, so its my duty to be on duty on the 17th. cold shower ought to be made available . must have a word to the landlord. cant wait xxxxxx lol

Will have to make you a second badge saying:
Official Cock Watcher
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Aha!!! It would appear two new entrants to the spamming comp have reared their heads!! :twisted: . Welcome to you both , Lizzie and Jus wink . I am going to need one seriously large strong paddle for all the spanking i gotta do in oxford :shock: . Oh, and by the way char, nice try, but posting the same thing 3 times will not get counted in the spamming list :wink: . I will be counting up some time this weekend and will let you all know who is in the lead at present smile . Laters all Sassy xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
can i join in with the spamming too? :shock:
even though i'm not going sad
no snogs for me from all u lovely people rolleyes :cry: oh the shame.
hope u all have a great time anyway smile
Woooooo Hooooo Jenna--way to go girl--I love your style...spamming even tho you sadly won't be there....big respects hun......as for all the snogs you'll be missing out on I am sure that you will be adequately recompensed when you see us all.......
Nice red Jus ...really makes your spamming stand out
Don't slacken up now people...we want the lovely Sassy to be busy counting don't we?If theres ajob to be done might as well make it one worth doing
Spammers of the world unite......I think I should take my meds and go lie in a darkened room for a while now.........
cool :shock: :twisted:
"I honestly didn't touch it"
Here are some thoughts that have been floating around my mind reading this message board over the past few days.
1. Is it me or is Mrs TN's arse the most absolutely lushest peach ?
2. Does it worry anyone else that Gunner feels the need to get ladies absolutely pellatic before he will do naughties with them ? What is he hiding that requires our lovely fair maidens to be almost incoherent before he will show them the good stuff ???
3. Is it me or is Mrs TN's arse the most absolutely lushest peach ?
4. Lizzy has a whip, Mrs TN a devils pitchfork, Debb has her teeth, Sassy and Bunny are in a spankathon... does anyone else feel the need for some kind of dress code for us fellas ? Such as a suit of bloody armour and a pair of pitbulls each to protect us from the psycho sexpots.
5. Is it me or is Mrs TN's arse the most absolutely lushest peach ?
6. Did I mention Mrs TN's arse ? Oh I did... ok..
7. Am I the only person who keeps getting continually confused between Flash_Harry and HarryJones ? Methinks the badge idea is getting better by the minute as by the end of the night I am not sure that I will know who I am, or who, indeed, I am supposed to be.
8. Mrs. Tn's. Arse. Yumm
9. I notice we are using the word spamming for posts on here. Spamming is I believe repeated posts of the same thing, usually an advert or the sending of a great many unsolicited emails. What we are actually doing on here is "dialoguing" or as it is more technically termed..."being a bunch of horny randy old tarts."
10. Arse. mmmmmmmmmmmmm
11. Only a short amount of time to go and I don't have any confirmed bonks at all. I am thinking of starting a "Ask in need" appeal... get Carl to do his fluttery eye bit for me and have a sincere yet soulful voice over..."Please give generously... there are Asks out there today in need of bonking... just one bonk on 17th Feb could mean the difference between them going home happy, or trawling through motorway service stations at 4 in the morning looking for a wank mag..."
12. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm spanky spanky
Ask xxx
Wiggles arse a bit.
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Quote by 44dd_4u
Glad to hear you're coming Sassy - wouldn't be the same without you.
Thanks to Char for all the organising - you've put a lot of work in hun. Am sure it'll be a great night.
xxx

cool as ice sassy
Quote by gunner1975
gunner you sweet baby face boy .................
1...after the way i and mrs askari was after sheffield i think you need to get sid and mr askari a beer in as thay got no shag that night .............
2...your arse will be mine and is up for a good slaping
3...jus hun hes good at geting the rounds in is that gunner
rolleyes :roll: :roll:

1 lizzie what sid and mr ask dont see will not hur thent when i slip you some drinks
2 my arse has always been yours redface
3 i like to see ladys having a good time so sir twat will not get any again in oxford its my mission now flipa :sparring: :cheers: :flipa:
just 1 word gunner as lizzie says BOY
Quote by Thinkingnaughty
Wiggles arse a bit.
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you told me you only did that for me and not him mr ask.....
Quote by charandy
right as one of the organisers, i have first dibs on arses sid so form a queue behind me if you please. by the way carpet please dont forget im your offical dresser for you and yur buddies to do you thing. have to check everything is in working order dont i. i mean im cock watch in the room and as you know i take my duties very seriously, so its my duty to be on duty on the 17th. cold shower ought to be made available . must have a word to the landlord. cant wait xxxxxx lol

price to bite, nip, slap, and kiss will be £10 ago
As part of the official "cock watch" team on BBW do I also get to help check Carepet and co. out?Methinks this is only fair as I give unstintedly in the room,am dedicated to the task of searching and pointing out the best cocks........
Besides which its just a good excuse to have a sneaky perv and fondle.......errrrr to check all is how it should be......
:shock: lol :twisted:
Quote by AskariCouple
I notice we are using the word spamming for posts on here. Spamming is I believe repeated posts of the same thing, usually an advert or the sending of a great many unsolicited emails. What we are actually doing on here is "dialoguing" or as it is more technically termed..."being a bunch of horny randy old tarts."
Ask xxx

I'm not a horny randy old tart ask :cry:
I know i just had a birthday but i resent being called old :shock: lol
RIGHT PPL
Announcements
the party will start at
at its line up for my kiss
then at we will be haveing BINGO
Quote by sidbig
RIGHT PPL
Announcements
the party will start at
at its line up for my kiss
then at we will be haveing BINGO

can i come and sneak in disguised as a bingo ball then sid? lol
just 1 word gunner as lizzie says BOY
lizzie only calls me a boy because she wants to trade you in sid for a toy boy lol
mr ask i am going to get lizzie and mrs ask drunk so you and sid dont get none :twisted:
and tn you can wiggle your bum my way any time :love:
Just a totally irrelevent aside.....just how much shortbread do I need to abke to keep those who wanted some satisfied?And thos e who do want some please let me know... and whether they want choccie topped or not....ty...and carry onthe good work people
:shock: biggrin :twisted:
"I honestly never touched it"
Oh, i so have nothing to say!!!!!!!!!!! :cry:
Quote by Sassy_H
Oh, i so have nothing to say!!!!!!!!!!! :cry:


well thats a first :sparring:
Quote by sidbig
Oh, i so have nothing to say!!!!!!!!!!! :cry:


well thats a first :sparring:
Oh dear oh dear can see Sid off the snog list and straight to the top of the spanking and bum biting list for that one!!
Maybe that was the whole idea BBW? Queue jump and head straight for the spanking,biting etc..........
:shock: biggrin :twisted:
Quote by debb
Maybe that was the whole idea BBW? Queue jump and head straight for the spanking,biting etc..........
:shock: biggrin :twisted:

Ok then we'll nick his wallet and get lashed instead lol
Right folks, spammers counted and results so far are Debb 49, TN 46, Sid 43, Harry 37, Sassy 26, Askari 23, Charandy 16, Bunny 13, Gunner 12, Jus 6, and the lovely Lizzie on 1 !!!!!!! So, bring it on ppl, you can tell who's got the most time to spare eh eh Debb lol , Sassy_H xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx