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Maybe that was the whole idea BBW? Queue jump and head straight for the spanking,biting etc..........
:shock::twisted:
see debb he so wants you to bite his bottom
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see debb he so wants you to bite his bottom
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see debb he so wants you to bite his bottom
Orgasminator
Quote by gunner1975
Maybe that was the whole idea BBW? Queue jump and head straight for the spanking,biting etc..........
:shock:
see debb he so wants you to bite his bottom
Make it hard!!
Warming the Bed
Quote by bbw_wboro
Maybe that was the whole idea BBW? Queue jump and head straight for the spanking,biting etc..........
:shock:
see debb he so wants you to bite his bottom
Make it hard!!
make him bleed debb there a drink in it if you do :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Debb, Dr Bunny can help.
Or Nurse Mavis, whichever is appropriate.
Either's services will be available on the 17th to any concerned party attenders. We live to help, Mavis and I.
Or Nurse Mavis, whichever is appropriate.
Either's services will be available on the 17th to any concerned party attenders. We live to help, Mavis and I.
Sexlightened
Quote by CurvierBunny
sid you sex god
Nurse Mavis
Either's services will be available on the 17th to any concerned party attenders. We live to help, Mavis and I.
thax hun
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Teehee, Siddy you cheeky chap. Nurse Mavis will have to bring her restraints 
Orgasminator
Anyone got a space for newlad in their room as he cant find anywhere to stay???
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Teehee, Siddy you cheeky chap. Nurse Mavis will have to bring her restraints
can i play as well bunny please
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Warming the Bed
Quote by debb
Too many late nights I'm afraid Sass--that and I just can't resist typing things...it's a sickness I know....I need medical help......bite you hard was it Gunner?
:shock::twisted:
told you debb you will have to cacth me first
Sexlightened
Quote by gunner1975
Too many late nights I'm afraid Sass--that and I just can't resist typing things...it's a sickness I know....I need medical help......bite you hard was it Gunner?
:shock:
told you debb you will have to cacth me first
its ok debbs me and mr ask will hold baby face down for you
Warming the Bed
Quote by sidbig
Too many late nights I'm afraid Sass--that and I just can't resist typing things...it's a sickness I know....I need medical help......bite you hard was it Gunner?
:shock:
told you debb you will have to cacth me first
its ok debbs me and mr ask will hold baby face down for you
siddy you got more chance of catching a cold than catching me
:lol: :lol: Sexlightened
Quote by gunner1975
Too many late nights I'm afraid Sass--that and I just can't resist typing things...it's a sickness I know....I need medical help......bite you hard was it Gunner?
:shock:
told you debb you will have to cacth me first
its ok debbs me and mr ask will hold baby face down for you
siddy you got more chance of catching a cold than catching me
:lol: :lol: baby face we just get lizzie to get puppys out you not move then
Warming the Bed
Quote by sidbig
Too many late nights I'm afraid Sass--that and I just can't resist typing things...it's a sickness I know....I need medical help......bite you hard was it Gunner?
:shock:
told you debb you will have to cacth me first
its ok debbs me and mr ask will hold baby face down for you
siddy you got more chance of catching a cold than catching me
:lol: :lol: baby face we just get lizzie to get puppys out you not move then
i could look fell kiss touch all before you or mr ask get close to me :lol: :lol:
Sexlightened
Quote by gunner1975
Too many late nights I'm afraid Sass--that and I just can't resist typing things...it's a sickness I know....I need medical help......bite you hard was it Gunner?
:shock:
told you debb you will have to cacth me first
its ok debbs me and mr ask will hold baby face down for you
siddy you got more chance of catching a cold than catching me
:lol: :lol:thats y thay call you baby the 2 sec boy
Warming the Bed
Quote by sidbig
Too many late nights I'm afraid Sass--that and I just can't resist typing things...it's a sickness I know....I need medical help......bite you hard was it Gunner?
:shock:
told you debb you will have to cacth me first
its ok debbs me and mr ask will hold baby face down for you
siddy you got more chance of catching a cold than catching me
:lol: :lol:thats y thay call you baby the 2 sec boy
thats 1.5 secs longer than you thats why lizzie want me pmsl
Sex God
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I will be counting up some time this weekend and will let you all know who is in the lead at present. Laters all Sassy xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Ohhh I'm on tenterhooks.
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Here are some thoughts that have been floating around my mind reading this message board over the past few days.
7. Am I the only person who keeps getting continually confused between Flash_Harry and HarryJones ? Methinks the badge idea is getting better by the minute as by the end of the night I am not sure that I will know who I am, or who, indeed, I am supposed to be.
It's easy ask, I'm the polite one in the flat cap fancying all the women but doing nowt about it. If you forget at any point just shout out anyone into watersports and watch for my fast response
I will also be walking around with my Dance card and Snog card and almost empty to do card.Quote by debb
As part of the official "cock watch" team on BBW do I also get to help
I'd be delighted Debb
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Right folks, spammers counted and results so far are Debb 49, TN 46, Sid 43, Harry 37,
Dman if I could only stop cutting and pasting it all into one post I'd be screaming ahead.
Regards
Harry Jones
Well whilst you lot are running round biting, slapping and spanking... I shall be reading WI weekly and doing the crossword in Take-a-Break.
I cannot possibly approve of raucous behaviour. Well, not until i've had at least a lemonade to get me going!
Morning spammers, dialogue debaters or whatever you care to call yourselves! I less sleep to go now!!
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I cannot possibly approve of raucous behaviour. Well, not until i've had at least a lemonade to get me going!
Morning spammers, dialogue debaters or whatever you care to call yourselves! I less sleep to go now!!
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Jenna : Of course you are not old honey. I did notice however you did not take any offence at the "randy tart" aspect of the quotation, in which case your presence at Oxford is going to be sorely missed... :-(
Sid : Is it me or is Gunner getting foolishly brave in his old age? Does he not know that we have written affadavits stating that if Mrs A and Lizzy get pellatic and fall asleep again, we are allowed to go and party alone ? If that's the case then Gunner won't be getting any at all cos he couldn't stand up to that kind of competition...
Gunner : I admire your foolhardy bravery young man, but it is hard to run if I have sellotaped your knackers to the bar!
Debb : Put me down for two please hun, Choccy or not is fine. Who am I kidding ? Chocccyyyyyyyyyyyy !!!!!!
Bunny : If Mavis is going to be in attendance, should we contact the relevant authorities to ready themselves for the long line of exhausted drained men (and women) folk at A&E on the Sunday morning ? Tankini optional.
Lizzy : Helllloooooooooooooooooooooo tiger! ;-) Can I have a Sausage Roll please ??????
Sassy : That Debb is top of the list does not surprise me, nor does it surprise me that Sid and Gunner are hot on her heels. I am surprised I posted that many times. I thought I was quite shy and quiet. I guess I must just be a rancid horny old tart.
Harry : A keen watersports man ? That's good, I know there is punting on the river in Oxford so you should be a happy man. Alternatively, Attach a rope round Gunners waist as he is running away from Sid and let him drag you along the river, hey presto Waterskiing. Just watch out for the Stupid Punts.
TN : Good morning to you too. I am not a debater. I never indulge in mass debation of any form. My eyesight is excellent. By the way, do you know you have a rather peachy bottom? It's been mentioned once or twice in passing...
Ask
Sid : Is it me or is Gunner getting foolishly brave in his old age? Does he not know that we have written affadavits stating that if Mrs A and Lizzy get pellatic and fall asleep again, we are allowed to go and party alone ? If that's the case then Gunner won't be getting any at all cos he couldn't stand up to that kind of competition...
Gunner : I admire your foolhardy bravery young man, but it is hard to run if I have sellotaped your knackers to the bar!
Debb : Put me down for two please hun, Choccy or not is fine. Who am I kidding ? Chocccyyyyyyyyyyyy !!!!!!
Bunny : If Mavis is going to be in attendance, should we contact the relevant authorities to ready themselves for the long line of exhausted drained men (and women) folk at A&E on the Sunday morning ? Tankini optional.
Lizzy : Helllloooooooooooooooooooooo tiger! ;-) Can I have a Sausage Roll please ??????
Sassy : That Debb is top of the list does not surprise me, nor does it surprise me that Sid and Gunner are hot on her heels. I am surprised I posted that many times. I thought I was quite shy and quiet. I guess I must just be a rancid horny old tart.
Harry : A keen watersports man ? That's good, I know there is punting on the river in Oxford so you should be a happy man. Alternatively, Attach a rope round Gunners waist as he is running away from Sid and let him drag you along the river, hey presto Waterskiing. Just watch out for the Stupid Punts.
TN : Good morning to you too. I am not a debater. I never indulge in mass debation of any form. My eyesight is excellent. By the way, do you know you have a rather peachy bottom? It's been mentioned once or twice in passing...
Ask
Ask - I would email you the piccy, but i'd prefer to make you close your eyes and have a feel in Oxford whilst I locate your badge.... and thank you - no-one's ever commented on my arse in such a fantastically naughty fashion before. Confidence on an all-time high.. LOL..
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Sexlightened
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Ask - I would email you the piccy, but i'd prefer to make you close your eyes and have a feel in Oxford whilst I locate your badge.... and thank you - no-one's ever commented on my arse in such a fantastically naughty fashion before. Confidence on an all-time high.. LOL..
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so mrs tn what me BEEN SAYING FOR last week about you arse means nothing to you
:x :x Sid. Darling, darling Sid. You know I have to be nice to Ask. He pays me well and I need the income in order to be able to buy you a drink.
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(on a more serious note - you really are a darling and I loves ya to bits for being so fab) now just shhhh and don't tell anyone I wrote that or they'll all expect me to be nice to them...
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(on a more serious note - you really are a darling and I loves ya to bits for being so fab) now just shhhh and don't tell anyone I wrote that or they'll all expect me to be nice to them...
Sexlightened
Right after the party if anyone looking for some fun back at hotel let us know and we see what we can work out :swingingchair:
it's true....Asks bottom has only been surpassed in its peachiness by those of thelovely Sid and Frisky....bottoms worthy of being a runner up too indeed
23 sleeps til Oxford
Sassy you'll be pleased to know that as I expect to be rather errrrrrrrrr distracted this weekend then I shall probably only post a dozen or so times rather than the 2 dozen I was aiming for............
:shock: :twisted:
"I honestly didn't touch it."
23 sleeps til Oxford
Sassy you'll be pleased to know that as I expect to be rather errrrrrrrrr distracted this weekend then I shall probably only post a dozen or so times rather than the 2 dozen I was aiming for............
:shock:
:twisted: "I honestly didn't touch it."
Dear Siddy'll Fix It
Can you please fix it for me and Mrs A to have at least one bonkette with you and the lovely Mrs Sid at Oxford. If not at bonkette then just a sausage roll from inbetween the boobies would be a pleasure indescribable...
I do realise that as honorary sexual tyrannosaurus, you will be busy but if you could throw a sausage roll of comfort our way at some point, we would love it! Mrs A says you can eat a Twirl from her cleavage in return.
Yours in Hope
The Asks xxxx
(PS... I don't mind what number we are on the list or who we come after... not that we are desperate or anything...well I am, Mrs Ask isn't she has more options than a centipede in a shoe shop, but you know, some of us older folk ain't got it anymore...)
(PPS... Tell Lizzy I am continent now, the J20 problem has gone.)
(PPPS... Will bring the sausage rolls if need be.)
(PPPPS... Will you have the energy after "chatting" with Sparkle, Bunny, TN and Angel ? Or do you need a stunt double ?)
(PPPPPS... Mrs A has HEELS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Can you please fix it for me and Mrs A to have at least one bonkette with you and the lovely Mrs Sid at Oxford. If not at bonkette then just a sausage roll from inbetween the boobies would be a pleasure indescribable...
I do realise that as honorary sexual tyrannosaurus, you will be busy but if you could throw a sausage roll of comfort our way at some point, we would love it! Mrs A says you can eat a Twirl from her cleavage in return.
Yours in Hope
The Asks xxxx
(PS... I don't mind what number we are on the list or who we come after... not that we are desperate or anything...well I am, Mrs Ask isn't she has more options than a centipede in a shoe shop, but you know, some of us older folk ain't got it anymore...)
(PPS... Tell Lizzy I am continent now, the J20 problem has gone.)
(PPPS... Will bring the sausage rolls if need be.)
(PPPPS... Will you have the energy after "chatting" with Sparkle, Bunny, TN and Angel ? Or do you need a stunt double ?)
(PPPPPS... Mrs A has HEELS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
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As i outrightly refuse to be drwan into this juvenile spamming game then i have absolutely nothing to say. You won't catch me putting posts on for no good reason other than to put a post on :twisted: Sassy xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Erm.... Sassy?
You are a spammer of the highest order.
