VALENTINES PARTY. OXFORD. FOR BBW ROOM REGULARS

26 Jan 2007

Quote by gunner1975
gunner you sweet baby face boy .................
1...after the way i and mrs askari was after sheffield i think you need to get sid and mr askari a beer in as thay got no shag that night .............
2...your arse will be mine and is up for a good slaping
3...jus hun hes good at geting the rounds in is that gunner
:roll: :roll:

1 lizzie what sid and mr ask dont see will not hur thent when i slip you some drinks
2 my arse has always been yours redface

3 i like to see ladys having a good time so sir twat will not get any again in oxford its my mission now flipa

:sparring: :cheers: :flipa:
sweet gunner do you think i am just a cheap drink
but shhhhhhh he will never know

26 Jan 2007

Quote by gunner1975
Hi All,
Due to unforseen circumstances I will no longer be going to the meet and won't be online much.
I have already booked and paid for a hotel room, if anyone is still looking for one and wants it at a knockdown price let me know.
BBW
xxx

Wow that went quickly!
Enjoy Angel
bbw i am sad you not going i would have liked to have met you and you so was no my snoging list :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
xxx
Well Mr Gunner anytime you want a snog come get one lol

26 Jan 2007

Quote by gunner1975
right. off to the unwanted corner I go then.
stamps foot, wiggles arse in defiance and goes off into the sunset sulking.

me poor tn come sit with me and we can make it the naughty corner lol

:lol: :lol:
yet another time i find you with TN
:upset: silly

hwoar:
just sending sid down wrong road so he does not get any info on us my sweet lizzie :love: :love:
but gunner hes got sat nav rolleyes

:roll: :roll:

26 Jan 2007

Quote by AskariCouple
Harry : A keen watersports man ? That's good, I know there is punting on the river in Oxford so you should be a happy man. Alternatively, Attach a rope round Gunners waist as he is running away from Sid and let him drag you along the river, hey presto Waterskiing. Just watch out for the Stupid Punts.
Ask

:lol2: I do hope that is layered in sarcasm, can never tell with written words. I meant the far less popular version wink

Quote by Thinkingnaughty
right. off to the unwanted corner I go then.
stamps foot, wiggles arse in defiance and goes off into the sunset sulking.

Shuffles up to make more room having already secured the unwanted corner :cry:

Quote by bbw_wboro
Hi All,
Due to unforseen circumstances I will no longer be going to the meet and won't be online much.
I have already booked and paid for a hotel room, if anyone is still looking for one and wants it at a knockdown price let me know.
BBW
xxx

I hope its nothing too serious and you are coping. Was looking forward to making your acquaintance.
Regards
Harry Jones

26 Jan 2007

woohooo Harry's in my corner!
xxxxxxx

27 Jan 2007

Quote by Thinkingnaughty
woohooo Harry's in my corner!
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Waheyy cuddles up even closer biggrin

Regards
Harry Jones

27 Jan 2007

Someone loves me! Have it Askari, Sid & Gunner... I can still pull!
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Happy Saturday Everyone - May your day be full of complete nonsense with a bit of naughty thrown in.

27 Jan 2007

Quote by Thinkingnaughty
Someone loves me! Have it Askari, Sid & Gunner... I can still pull!
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Happy Saturday Everyone - May your day be full of complete nonsense with a bit of naughty thrown in.

Stark raving bonkers this one is, anyone got a nice white jacket with straps at the back??
X N X

27 Jan 2007

Quote by bbw_wboro
Someone loves me! Have it Askari, Sid & Gunner... I can still pull!
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Happy Saturday Everyone - May your day be full of complete nonsense with a bit of naughty thrown in.

Stark raving bonkers this one is, anyone got a nice white jacket with straps at the back??
X N X

yes thats y shes so last week rolleyes

:roll: :roll:

27 Jan 2007

well what can i do say redface

theres 21days left and me would need maybe 100 posts in this to get a place can me do it evil

:evil:

: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?:

27 Jan 2007

TN's stay in rejects corner was a short one, only to be expected though. Looks like I am here for the duration... ah well.
I will just look through the CD's collection of the DJ feigning interest in the hope someone will talk to me. I may not have the arse of a Sid or Mrs TN, The puppies of a Lizzy or Char, The huggability of a Sassy, The nibblability of a Debb or the calm collected smoothness of a Gunner or Harry... I fear I have lost the faith of the Jedi order...
... but I do still have my lightsabre...
...I have nothing left now. Mrs A chasing Mr TN and Siddy, Lizzy after Gunner and TN is boogying with Harry. I fear pain and evil is calling me.... I have been tempted and I am thinking of turning to the dark side and becoming.....(gulp)....
... A Mod....
(CUE : Darth Vader Music).
Just call me Anakin... I will betray you all to the Spam God and the BBW Jedi shall be wiped out. There shall be nothing to stop us this time ! You're week and feeble spamming is no match for the power of the dark side...
And BBW Jedi... I have you in my sights....
Evil Ask
Mwah ha ha ha ha ! (Heavy Breathing in Face Mask... just ran up a hill)

27 Jan 2007

It has come to my attention that I have not posted anything since page 22....a severe lapse on my part...in my defence I will say it's been cos I have been busily "Debb-ing" a poor defenceless Welshman and will be doing so til Monday.....providing his strength holds up that is........
Lizie welcome to the spammers...almost a whole page in one go...girl I am impressed
TN welcome to the anoraks corner with me and Harry J....have some choccie topped shortbread and just enjoy the action unfolding
BBW I hope you get things sorted satisfactorily and will look forward to meeting you another time
And Sass....you're almost as bad as me....but please do send the paramedics..especially if they're young and virile
21 sleeps to Oxford......
"I honestly didn't do it."

27 Jan 2007

Quote by bbw_wboro
Someone loves me! Have it Askari, Sid & Gunner... I can still pull!
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Happy Saturday Everyone - May your day be full of complete nonsense with a bit of naughty thrown in.

Stark raving bonkers this one is, anyone got a nice white jacket with straps at the back??
X N X
Oooh do they do them in black?

27 Jan 2007

Quote by sidbig
yes thats y shes so last week :roll: :roll:

I am last weeks news. I accept that. I appreciate that you will now not remotely be interest in me flinging my arms round you for a snog. I shall have Lizzie instead and if she don't want me either... I shall finally give in and buy meself a flaming rabbit at long last!
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27 Jan 2007

Quote by debb
It has come to my attention that I have not posted anything since page 22....a severe lapse on my part...in my defence I will say it's been cos I have been busily "Debb-ing" a poor defenceless Welshman and will be doing so til Monday.....providing his strength holds up that is........
Lizie welcome to the spammers...almost a whole page in one go...girl I am impressed
TN welcome to the anoraks corner with me and Harry J....have some choccie topped shortbread and just enjoy the action unfolding
BBW I hope you get things sorted satisfactorily and will look forward to meeting you another time
And Sass....you're almost as bad as me....but please do send the paramedics..especially if they're young and virile
21 sleeps to Oxford......
"I honestly didn't do it."

Debb - what on earth are you doing out of bed?????????????

27 Jan 2007

Quote by AskariCouple
TN's stay in rejects corner was a short one, only to be expected though. Looks like I am here for the duration... ah well.
I will just look through the CD's collection of the DJ feigning interest in the hope someone will talk to me. I may not have the arse of a Sid or Mrs TN, The puppies of a Lizzy or Char, The huggability of a Sassy, The nibblability of a Debb or the calm collected smoothness of a Gunner or Harry... I fear I have lost the faith of the Jedi order...
... but I do still have my lightsabre...
...I have nothing left now. Mrs A chasing Mr TN and Siddy, Lizzy after Gunner and TN is boogying with Harry. I fear pain and evil is calling me.... I have been tempted and I am thinking of turning to the dark side and becoming.....(gulp)....
... A Mod....
(CUE : Darth Vader Music).
Just call me Anakin... I will betray you all to the Spam God and the BBW Jedi shall be wiped out. There shall be nothing to stop us this time ! You're week and feeble spamming is no match for the power of the dark side...
And BBW Jedi... I have you in my sights....
Evil Ask
Mwah ha ha ha ha ! (Heavy Breathing in Face Mask... just ran up a hill)

Askari - what can I say. You dumped me, I got into the naughty corner, met Harry and - well the rest is history (or is it the future)? Mrs TN and Harry up a tree K I S S I N G... along with Debb and her shortbread and anyone else who dares.
Harry - I love you, I want your babies and a nice little thatched cottage in the countryside with a cute little 'home sweet home' sign, chickens running round the garden and an aga. I can make jam all day & knit for the WI and you can have an allotment and smoke your pipe in your little shed. On weekends we shall take our impeccably behaved children to the park and when they are in bed we can sit on the chintz sofa & watch Heartbeat together whilst drinking ginger wine.
Re-arrange the following words and be afraid... a boiler TN bunny Mrs is
heeheee.....
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27 Jan 2007

It wasn't my idea to get out of bed however someone is getting a couple of hours respite at work.....but I have been promised a bacchanalian orgy later...translated as nice nibbles,good booze and kinky sex...which so totally works for me.
Asks..fearful tho your powers may be they are not enough to stop the mighty spammers of BBW.....learn much have you to do young one......I'm afraid that you're still a mere stripling when it comes to the mighty force....learn well young one and stay on the path of righteousness for many are the rewards(choccie topped shortbread,48F boobies etc) if you do.
Nice bit of multi spamming there Mrs TN....can I come to yours and Harry's wedding?And welcome to the world of the fickle BBW male...these guys change favourites like they change their pants....once a month..........
:shock: lol

:twisted:
"I honestly never touched it."

27 Jan 2007

LOL more like once a flipping minute in my case - i've been chatted up, snogged, shagged and dumped more times in the past few days than Imelda Marcos has shoes.
Enjoy your weekend honey!
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27 Jan 2007

Oh and you mentioned kinky sex. Is that where you have the light on?
PMSL
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27 Jan 2007

Nope its when I get the whipped cream and the feathers out...and thanks the weekend is good so far.....
cool

:twisted: 8-)

27 Jan 2007

hiya anybody know cheap rooms goin in the travel lodge? pls let me know on here or maiil me

27 Jan 2007

Quote by Thinkingnaughty
Someone loves me!

Of course I do kiss

Quote by AskariCouple
I will just look through the CD's collection of the DJ feigning interest in the hope someone will talk to me.
(CUE : Darth Vader Music).

I will come over to you then and say "Has he got any Wurzels, or Chas n Dave or (and this song makes me dance like a hyperactive child who has just drunk 3 litres of full sugar coke) I think were alone now by Tiffany (not that bloody awful cover version of recent months, the original which was the first ever sensible record I bought. Can't beat rifling through record collections, I recently went to a swingers party and the greatest pleasure I got all night was from rifling through the hosts LP collection (I think I was also the only one who went to bed in pyjamas that night).

Quote by debb
TN welcome to the anoraks corner with me and Harry J....have some choccie topped shortbread and just enjoy the action unfolding

Mmmmm choccie topped shortbread.

Quote by Thinkingnaughty
if she don't want me either... I shall finally give in and buy meself a flaming rabbit at long last!
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Nahhh just bring a manual dildo, due to a very wasted youth playing Daley Thompsons Supertest on the 128K Spectrum (the greatest game of all time) I have an incredible ability to waggle my right arm backwards and forwards for hours without giving in, but I may occasionally start humming a rather cheesy tune.

Quote by Thinkingnaughty
Harry - I love you, I want your babies and a nice little thatched cottage in the countryside with a cute little 'home sweet home' sign, chickens running round the garden and an aga. I can make jam all day & knit for the WI and you can have an allotment and smoke your pipe in your little shed. On weekends we shall take our impeccably behaved children to the park and when they are in bed we can sit on the chintz sofa & watch Heartbeat together whilst drinking ginger wine.
Re-arrange the following words and be afraid... a boiler TN bunny Mrs is
heeheee.....
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I don't smoke albeit with my flat cap I should do and have a whippet lol

The rest sounds perfect. biggrin

Quote by debb
choccie topped shortbread,48F boobies etc
Nice bit of multi spamming there Mrs TN....can I come to yours and Harry's wedding?And welcome to the world of the fickle BBW male...these guys change favourites like they change their pants....once a month..........
:shock: :lol: :twisted:
"I honestly never touched it."

Ohhh shortbread and 48F boobies :D You can be one of the bridesmaids that I try to have a fondle with on my wedding day :lol: That reminds me can someone remind me one week before the meet to make sure I get my new sexy undies washed ready for that night.

Quote by Newlad4u
hiya anybody know cheap rooms goin in the travel lodge? pls let me know on here or maiil me

Newlad you need to have hawk like eyes watching these posts 24 hours a day to pick up such opportunities - see below (I would have tipped you off had I spotted it sooner but I was out at a body shop party).
Posted Friday 26 January

Quote by bbw_wboro
Hi All,
Due to unforseen circumstances I will no longer be going to the meet and won't be online much.
I have already booked and paid for a hotel room, if anyone is still looking for one and wants it at a knockdown price let me know.
BBW
xxx

Posted Friday 26 January

Quote by bbw_wboro
Wow that went quickly!
Enjoy Angel
xxx

Regards
Harry Jones

27 Jan 2007

How on earth did you get all intelligent and work out how to multi-quote in one post?
Clever sod!
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27 Jan 2007

party all paid for, receipt available for those who want to see it. ill bring it with me on the night.
secondly anyone who requires a lift to the party there and back for a fiver please let me know so i can compile a list and organise my mates who are driving and what time they will need to start picking us up.
no long now, im getting nervous, hope all goes well and i havent forgotten anything, and anyone know where i can get a canister of helium for some ballons i have acquired. let me know asap please. ty
char :love:
ps
what goes on in the hall can be seen in the pub bar via cctv, so please keep any serious swinging to your hotel rooms, hump

as its a pub i use from time to time, and i dont wanna get barred :jagsatwork: :swingingchair: drinkies

27 Jan 2007

hi char.
i think you should be able to get helium kits from places like clintons or borders.
any posh card shop really.
i think they are about £50 to buy.
hope that helps.
xxx

27 Jan 2007

Quote by Thinkingnaughty
How on earth did you get all intelligent and work out how to multi-quote in one post?
Clever sod!
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Years of practise and the preview button, bear in mind I have been posting for nearly three years on here. The secret is to have two windows open, then click on quote, then cut and paste to the other window so keep using one window to quote and copy and the other to paste and respond. Simple really lol

Quote by charandy
no long now, im getting nervous, hope all goes well and i havent forgotten anything,
char :love:
ps
what goes on in the hall can be seen in the pub bar via cctv, so please keep any serious swinging to your hotel rooms, as its a pub i use from time to time, and i dont wanna get barred :jagsatwork: :swingingchair:

don't be nervous Char it will be a fab night, but if you are nervous just tell me and I will give you a big hug and a snog to make you feel less nervous kiss

You've got no worries from me char, I get very paranoid about doing anything in a semi public place ,but
Listen up you lot, in our overexcited drunken amorous states we musn't do anything very naughty in the pub as Char seems to be a lovely lovely lady (I haven't had the pleasure of meeting her yet to confirm this but will be bloody amazed if its not the case) and we dont want to spoil all her very fine efforts in arranging this and barring her from her localish pub. Wait until you get back to my hotel room hee hee
Regards
Harry Jones

27 Jan 2007

We would like a lift char - me and mel!!!!!
Also we will try very hard to behave but we are naughty girls generally - will try very hard not to lay naked on the pool table gang banging tho - just for u and cause i love ya!

Quote by charandy
party all paid for, receipt available for those who want to see it. ill bring it with me on the night.
secondly anyone who requires a lift to the party there and back for a fiver please let me know so i can compile a list and organise my mates who are driving and what time they will need to start picking us up.
no long now, im getting nervous, hope all goes well and i havent forgotten anything, and anyone know where i can get a canister of helium for some ballons i have acquired. let me know asap please. ty
char :love:
ps
what goes on in the hall can be seen in the pub bar via cctv, so please keep any serious swinging to your hotel rooms, as its a pub i use from time to time, and i dont wanna get barred :jagsatwork: :swingingchair:

27 Jan 2007

Quote by Jus
We would like a lift char - me and mel!!!!!
Also we will try very hard to behave but we are naughty girls generally - will try very hard not to lay naked on the pool table gang banging tho - just for u and cause i love ya!

You better not do, might put me off my shot lol

Regards
Harry Jones

27 Jan 2007

lol If u got a big stick i got a pocket u can put ya balls in harry!!!

Quote by HarryJones
We would like a lift char - me and mel!!!!!
Also we will try very hard to behave but we are naughty girls generally - will try very hard not to lay naked on the pool table gang banging tho - just for u and cause i love ya!

You better not do, might put me off my shot lol

Regards
Harry Jones

27 Jan 2007

debbs have you let del out yet hun redface

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