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VALENTINES PARTY. OXFORD. FOR BBW ROOM REGULARS

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Is it me or is it eerily quiet today?
All spammed out are you???
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no its very slow debbs and sassy must be haveing a day off the pc cool
Am I the only one that can't get into chat and being bumped from server to server??
sad :( :( :( :( :(
As long as it aint only me bein punished lol
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just for anyone who care to buy me a drink i have dark rum and coke no ice ty and i dont drink much about 5 and ive had it so i will be pacing myslef
can anyone who wants a life please let me have your name asap so i can get my list together char
Totally pants today...tried getting in a chatroom tonight only to find that I can't...bum,boobs and bugger it all !!!!
Char....please put me and Del down for lifts to and from the pub...many thanks
I was idly browsing and I happened to notice that the NW lot are way worse spammers than us...their links only been up for a few days and already they're up to 20 pages.....this is totally unacceptable....more spamming please !!!
Looking forward to what promises to be a fun filled night..... 17 sleeps til Oxford.......
biggrin cool :twisted:
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just for anyone who care to buy me a drink i have dark rum and coke no ice ty and i dont drink much about 5 and ive had it so i will be pacing myslef
can anyone who wants a life please let me have your name asap so i can get my list together char

Ermm being a complete moron at drinks other than real ale, do you want lemon in that Char confused:
I would love a life - people are always telling me I need to get a life. lol
Regards
Harry Jones
I don't know what to say so I guess I am best saying nothing and not posting on here.
So I am not going to I think.
This doesn't exist. Its just your imagination.
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Does that mean that if we have really hot sex then we can just say it didn't happen and it wasn't us?
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Does that mean that if we have really hot sex then we can just say it didn't happen and it wasn't us?

If you have hot sex with someone it most certainly isn't likely to be me... I tend to do quite shit sex to be honest. Boring and monotonous. My idea of adventure is to turn the lights on.
So in that respect I guess you can say that it would be someone else fairly safely.
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Sex with the lights on?oh Asks you are so my kinda guy........
Now if it was also with a large trifle and a feather duster then we could really be onto something good.....
OMG...16 days to go.....and it seemed so far away at Christmas...
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ROFL
Debb you have no idea how funny it is that you used the word trifle! Askari is a complete trifle!
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I am not a trifle.
I have never had any ladies fingers anywhere near my insides thankyou very much.
Nor have I been covered in jelly, custard and cream and served up as a dessert for hungry ladies.... yet (I wish...)
TN has a kind of weird trifle fetish Debb. Stems from the time when as a youngster her dog was attacked by a large Cheesecake... there was blackcurrant everywhere, so she of course got in league with the trifles instead and hence, the trifle fetish.
It's a sad story and one not for such a happy thread as this.
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Asks I am sure that many of the women coming to Oxford would be delighted to trifle with you...failing that we could always just cover you in cream,custard and jelly(not forgeting the 100's and 1000's) and eat it without the use of spoons......
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Debb
But how would they eat it without a spoon ????
I am an innocent in such ways. WHat you are suggesting to me sounds mildly depraved, yet very very exciting, if a tad messy.
Think of all that money on hairdo's only to be wasted...
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Askari?
You ARE a trifle
and you know it.
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A little depravity is good for the soul Asks...let us worry about the hairdos.....and just enjoy being licked clean of trifle.........
rolleyes :shock: :twisted:
How much can I hire out my kingsize mattress protector to all the trifle covered persons for lol
Regards
Harry Jones
Hire it out Harry?you sure you wouldn't like to be covered in jelly etc and trifled with in lieu of payment?
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Hire it out Harry?you sure you wouldn't like to be covered in jelly etc and trifled with in lieu of payment?
:shock: lol :twisted:

As long as its green or yellow jelly thats fine by me (and it has to be a woman trifling with me!) biggrin
Regards
Harry Jones
Yellow would work as long as its pineapple flavoured...and as if we'd let the men trifle with you.......
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I'm feeling a trifle fruity today!
Must be due to the fact that it's only 15 days to go!
Woooohooooooooooo
What is everyone wearing? I was thinking maybe a large yellow rainmac and my stripey wellies with nothing underneath? Don't wanna stand out or anything tho...
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Damn TN...your outfit might clash with mine...I was going for lime green with purple wellies...just so they'd really clash with my hair because as you say subtlety is the key here and no way would you wanna stand out or anything......
I am also feeling a tad fruity...in one part cos YAYYYYYYYY only 15 sleeps to go but also cos I am off to Peterboro for a weekend of depravity (trifle too if I'm really lucky....)
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well i have already got to bring a home made egg custard tart with me,,, dont ask.
looks like a trifle is in order as well, mainly for gunner as he likes to put his cock in trifles, while standing in his little brown boxers. ooooooo not long now guys and gals.
can i please have names of people who would like a lift from the hotel to the venue and the return journey for the bargain knock down price of £5. per person. so i can sort out what time the drivers need to start picking us up. ty charxxxx
A lift would be great, cheers char smile
a lift would be marvolous please
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Yellow would work as long as its pineapple flavoured...and as if we'd let the men trifle with you.......
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I thought yellow was Lemon flavour. Thanks for protecting me from the men :D
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What is everyone wearing? I was thinking maybe a large yellow rainmac and my stripey wellies with nothing underneath? Don't wanna stand out or anything tho...
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I have a choice of two different shades of buff trousers, a long sleeved white shirt with several shaded blue lines across it making squares across it, some trusty grey socks (not John Major ones), my sexy newish white M&S undies which make me feel sexy (and have so far never been seen by any woman other than she that sold them to me on the counter wink ), and my sensible brown shoes.........and my flat cap.
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I am also feeling a tad fruity...in one part cos YAYYYYYYYY only 15 sleeps to go but also cos I am off to Peterboro for a weekend of depravity (trifle too if I'm really lucky....)
:D :shock: :twisted:

If I wake up in time, I will wave at you as you go past my window (I'm 35 mins from P'boro you know)
Char - A lift both ways for me please -
Regards
Harry Jones xxx