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VALENTINES PARTY. OXFORD. FOR BBW ROOM REGULARS
Sexlightened
Quote by Sassy_H
Oh, TN, sorry to burst your bubble hun, but i ain't 'life sized' pmsl . Sassy xxxxxx
and donot forget hun gunners only 4ft wet
8-) 8-) Sorry to hear you're not gonna be coming Angel...next time eh? And I had to wake up Sass as I had to come home......bloody nuisance that is.
TN.....I am shocked....you're a spammer? >>>. feels faint
And there was I thinking that you were just naturally chatty and vivacious...now I know its just cos you're determined to be spanked by Sass......
Methinks you're gonna havea mighty sore spanking hand Sass...o far to my count you have TN to do for being a spammer of the highest authority and Bunny just cos she wants it......still okay to bite Gunner is it?Only my time at Oxford will be incomplete unless I do get to have a bite on him.....
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TN.....I am shocked....you're a spammer? >>>. feels faint
And there was I thinking that you were just naturally chatty and vivacious...now I know its just cos you're determined to be spanked by Sass......
Methinks you're gonna havea mighty sore spanking hand Sass...o far to my count you have TN to do for being a spammer of the highest authority and Bunny just cos she wants it......still okay to bite Gunner is it?Only my time at Oxford will be incomplete unless I do get to have a bite on him.....
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, could just be that all spammers get one, maybe i'll give a spank per post to all :twisted: . Sassy xxxxxxxxxxxxx*adopts calm patient therapist type voice*
"so TN just when did you start feeling the urge to clutter up beeeeyoootiful forums with snippets and wafflets of spam?And I am glad to see that you have confessed to being a spammer...recognising your addiction is the first step to begin curing it."
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"I honestly never touched it."
"so TN just when did you start feeling the urge to clutter up beeeeyoootiful forums with snippets and wafflets of spam?And I am glad to see that you have confessed to being a spammer...recognising your addiction is the first step to begin curing it."
:shock: :twisted: "I honestly never touched it."
Quote by debb
*adopts calm patient therapist type voice*
"so TN just when did you start feeling the urge to clutter up beeeeyoootiful forums with snippets and wafflets of spam?And I am glad to see that you have confessed to being a spammer...recognising your addiction is the first step to begin curing it."
says in shaky voice whilst wringing hands and trembling...
" I think is was about the time that I realised that I was actually really, really looking forward to meeting the loons from the BBW room on SH. I tried to deny it all, tried desperately to black it all out but I simply cannot resist going into the chatroom and talking a load of twaddle for hours on end.
I'm sorry. It just happneed."
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Orgasminator
Hiya Angel,
That room must be bloody cursed, Newlad4u is still looking for a room babe
x
That room must be bloody cursed, Newlad4u is still looking for a room babe
x
Sex God
Quote by debb
I am glad to have been of service Harry
Quite right too and you will be rewarded for it
Quote by Sassy_H
Angel hunny, very sorry to hear you are not going, we were so looking forward to meeting you at last hun :cry: . I think 'newlad' was looking for a room???
I agree, I think phatpigeon was on the scrounge as well.
Quote by debb
Well Reacher hunny...very glad to hear that indeed......beware of those females/males who prey on the inebriated male...or maybe not maybe thats what you're hoping for...heck get p****d and enjoy yourself.
It's a bizarre thing but whilst I have got up and been first on at Karaoke in a pub where I knew noone totally sober before my first half had kicked in, I only kiss women sober if they come onto me big time and start kissing first, it takes me at least one pint to get the stage of feeling that there is the slightest possibility that there might be at least one woman on this planet who might fancy me, after two pints that gets reduced to one in England and after that I actually get brave enough to smile confidently and might in a most unlike me moment snog someone.
So the message is - if I don't appear to be snogging its not cause I don't fancy you, I'm just very shy and worry women dont want me to kiss them so I hold back.
Regards
Harry Jones
Awwwwwwwwwww Harry...bless your flat cap and cotton socks...I'm sure that your snog card is full to overflowing.....like the dance card and the to do card....my guess is yo'll be easily recogniasble by the sheer amount of card on your personage.
Ah TN,TN......methinks the most effective form of therapy for you will be to meet all the other loons that inhabit BBW......I think that you should go to the Oxford meet,realise that maybe we're not quite what you expected....get spanked by Sass whatever happens then come home and try to pick up the threads of your life....and cut down your spamming slowly..just a little per day....cold turkey is't the answer.
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Ah TN,TN......methinks the most effective form of therapy for you will be to meet all the other loons that inhabit BBW......I think that you should go to the Oxford meet,realise that maybe we're not quite what you expected....get spanked by Sass whatever happens then come home and try to pick up the threads of your life....and cut down your spamming slowly..just a little per day....cold turkey is't the answer.
:shock: :twisted: Sex God
Quote by debb
Awwwwwwwwwww Harry...bless your flat cap and cotton socks...I'm sure that your snog card is full to overflowing.....like the dance card and the to do card....my guess is yo'll be easily recogniasble by the sheer amount of card on your personage.
Ahhh if only Debb - well the dancecard is doing very nicely at 7 dances but the snogcard pales at 3 entries and the to do card matches my list of women who are going to buy me a drink - 1 each.
A big thank you to all who are on my cards so far, I really need to find a blank bit of card the right size and some method of fixing my pencil to it.
Regards
Harry Jones
Sex God
Make that four on the snogcard
Regards
Harry Jones
Regards
Harry Jones
I don't think you'll need to buy Reacher a drink to get a snog TN...I think he'll more than happily snog you.......once he finally gets to the top of the queue that is..
Maybe we should open a pot just to bet on how long all the initial greetings will take....bearing in mind we only have the room for 5 hours
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Maybe we should open a pot just to bet on how long all the initial greetings will take....bearing in mind we only have the room for 5 hours
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:twisted: I'm not just being a tart. Far from it. My reasons for needing to lock lips with people are far more than me being a saucy cowbag. 2007 is the Swingers Year of the Snog. It simply has to be done. I'd be insulting the entire swingers movement if I disregarded the calendar.
As you've probably guessed I am seriously excited and looking forward to meeting you all. It's fab to have somewhere to go where I don't need to be so self-conscious and can just relax with fab company. That's what it's all about for me - meeting the friends i've made over the past few months and giggling rather a lot with a snog every now and then if i'm lucky! Just be warned - I CANNOT dance to save my life, and don't let me sing anything either.
Wednesday morning love to you all (I am on a warm fuzzy day today)
Mrs TN - Founder of the Swingers Zodiac Calendar
2007 - Year of the Snog
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As you've probably guessed I am seriously excited and looking forward to meeting you all. It's fab to have somewhere to go where I don't need to be so self-conscious and can just relax with fab company. That's what it's all about for me - meeting the friends i've made over the past few months and giggling rather a lot with a snog every now and then if i'm lucky! Just be warned - I CANNOT dance to save my life, and don't let me sing anything either.
Wednesday morning love to you all (I am on a warm fuzzy day today)
Mrs TN - Founder of the Swingers Zodiac Calendar
2007 - Year of the Snog
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Sexlightened
Quote by debb
Maybe we should open a pot just to bet on how
long all the initial greetings will take....bearing in
mind we only have the room for 5 hours
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5 hours off drinking and debbs bum biteing
he we must and if you can now :worship: you better 
or :giveup: and take the bite its in the :small-print: and also gunner lizzie will have her
so you are :welcome: 2 be first in line for it :smoke: :smoke:
