As much chance of Mel behaving as me fitting into a size 14!!!
See you all soon.
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Quote by debb
Chupa chups? Excellent stuff..tho maybe i could swap one bite for a glass of wine?
9 more sleeps and dwindling rapidly.....
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"I honestly never touched it."
I had to google chupa chups but did discover that in 2003 the company makes four billion lollipops a year in factories around the world, including China and the US.
There are more than 50 flavours of Chupa Chups, including a chilli sweet for the Mexican market.
Quote by gunner1975
will wen keep dressed for longer than 10 mins
will harry bring the forum
genius gunner.
As for the two above - I hope not to both of them
Quote by charandy
lets just be glad the snow has come this week and not next, hate to have to cancel, joking of course. not long now guys hands up who is excited. me
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Very very excited, I still cant believe I am going to meet all you lovely people after being in the room all these nights.
Regards
Harry Jones
Genius? And Gunner in same sentence? Harry?
I think i need a seat!! I think i need an injection!! I think i need a doctor!! I think Harry needs sectioning :twisted: .
''It wasn't me, nobody saw me do it, and you can't prove a thing!!''
BRING IT ON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sassy_H :taz: :crazy: :confused2:
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I think i need a seat!! I think i need an injection!! I think i need a doctor!! I think Harry needs sectioning :twisted: .
''It wasn't me, nobody saw me do it, and you can't prove a thing!!''
BRING IT ON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sassy_H :taz: :crazy: :confused2:
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44DD, honey, are you doubting the behaviour of the lovely Mel??? Such a sweet, lovely, unassuming, well behaved little treasure is our Mel you know :twisted: .
''It wasn't me, nobody saw me do it, and you can't prove a thing!!''
BRING IT ON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sassy_H :taz: :embarrased2: :crazy:
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''It wasn't me, nobody saw me do it, and you can't prove a thing!!''
BRING IT ON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sassy_H :taz: :embarrased2: :crazy:
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Char, please can we have Gary Okey at the do, so me n Jus can strut our stuff on stage after the compulsory litre of bacardi 
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''It wasn't me, nobody saw me do it, and you can't prove a thing!!''
BRING IT ON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sassy_H :taz: :karaoke: :embarrased2:
:crazy:
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. ''It wasn't me, nobody saw me do it, and you can't prove a thing!!''
BRING IT ON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sassy_H :taz: :karaoke: :embarrased2:
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Ooooh Shirley Bassey!
"Goooooooldfiiiiinger......"
I can do Kate Bush.. "Heathcliff, it's me, Cathy, I'm coming hooooooooome, let me into your windoooowwwwwwwwwwwww"
staggers around a bit, falls off table, looks a bit dazed and asks "where am I - are you my husband"?
(and that's after just one lambrusco light)
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"Goooooooldfiiiiinger......"
I can do Kate Bush.. "Heathcliff, it's me, Cathy, I'm coming hooooooooome, let me into your windoooowwwwwwwwwwwww"
staggers around a bit, falls off table, looks a bit dazed and asks "where am I - are you my husband"?
(and that's after just one lambrusco light)
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I cant answer all your question gunner but heres a few....
who will get drunk first - Jus
who will bite gunners bum - Jus
will jus get kicked out of hotel - most probably
will mel behave - errrmmmm
who will kill flash first - Jus
I also have some of my own...
Will Allure really wear Hotpants!
Will LJ really do Flash with her big jelly freind
Will Jus get a *hug* off Gunner?
How will we all fit in a travel lodge room
Does my bum look big in this?
Jus xx
who will get drunk first - Jus
who will bite gunners bum - Jus
will jus get kicked out of hotel - most probably
will mel behave - errrmmmm
who will kill flash first - Jus
I also have some of my own...
Will Allure really wear Hotpants!
Will LJ really do Flash with her big jelly freind
Will Jus get a *hug* off Gunner?
How will we all fit in a travel lodge room
Does my bum look big in this?
Jus xx
Sexlightened
Quote by Jus
I cant answer all your question gunner but heres a few....
who will get drunk first - frisky
who will bite gunners bum - frisky
will jus get kicked out of hotel - most probably
will mel behave - errrmmmm
who will kill flash first - Jus
I also have some of my own...
Will Allure really wear Hotpants!
Will LJ really do Flash with her big jelly freind
Will Jus get a *hug* off Gunner no frisky will
How will we all fit in a travel lodge room
Does my bum look big in this?
Jus xx
just puting it right for you jus hun
Who needs santa to cum when the rest of us hopefully will be?...and hopefully more than the once...or is that with more than the one person?well whatever..as long as it happens......
......today I have that Friday feeling...*sings along to the Cure*
...holiday in Mexico sounds just brill to me Sass... chilli chupa chups?perfect..both a treat and a foodstuff !!!
..8 more sleeps...yayyyyyyyyyyy
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"I honestly never touched it."
......today I have that Friday feeling...*sings along to the Cure*
...holiday in Mexico sounds just brill to me Sass... chilli chupa chups?perfect..both a treat and a foodstuff !!!
..8 more sleeps...yayyyyyyyyyyy
:twisted: "I honestly never touched it."
Errrr, this ain't me by the way!!!! I'm in bed, fast asleep, been on nights n all that !! .
''It wasn't me, nobody saw me do it, and you can't prove a thing!!''
BRING IT ON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sassy_H :taz: :smug: :sleeping:
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.''It wasn't me, nobody saw me do it, and you can't prove a thing!!''
BRING IT ON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sassy_H :taz: :smug: :sleeping:
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deffo have that friday feeling.....could be cos its getting closer.......
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"I honestly never touched it."
deffo have that friday feeling.....could be cos its getting closer.......
:twisted: "I honestly never touched it."
Hmmmmmm, poor excuse for an extra spam that Debb!!! Seriously scraping the barrel now my dear :twisted: .
''It wasn't me, nobody saw me do it, and you can't prove a thing !!''
BRING IT ON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sassy_H :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz:
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''It wasn't me, nobody saw me do it, and you can't prove a thing !!''
BRING IT ON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sassy_H :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz:
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Oh ok Debb, fairy snuff!!!!
But i was kinda hoping to be scraping a bit more than barrels next week hun :twisted: .
Was thinking more along the lines of skin off people's backs n bums :twisted:
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Did i just say that??
Really???
Ooops!!
Getting tad clumsy these days .
''It wasn't me, nobody saw me doing it, and you can't prove a thing!!''
BRING IT ON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sassy_H :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz:
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But i was kinda hoping to be scraping a bit more than barrels next week hun :twisted: .
Was thinking more along the lines of skin off people's backs n bums :twisted:
. Did i just say that??
Really???
Ooops!!
Getting tad clumsy these days
. ''It wasn't me, nobody saw me doing it, and you can't prove a thing!!''
BRING IT ON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sassy_H :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz:
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Gonna have to take the 5th on that one Debb, being that forewarned is forearmed n so on n so on.......... :twisted:
''It wasn't me, nobody saw me do it, and you can't prove a thing!!''
BRING IT ON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sassy_H :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz:
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''It wasn't me, nobody saw me do it, and you can't prove a thing!!''
BRING IT ON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sassy_H :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz:
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By the way, does anyone know the latest NEWS?? Or should i buy a paper ? :twisted:
''It wasn't me, nobody saw me do it, and you can't prove a thing!!''
BRING IT ON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sassy_H :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz:
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:twisted: ''It wasn't me, nobody saw me do it, and you can't prove a thing!!''
BRING IT ON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sassy_H :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz:
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Quote by charandy
a week today and it all starts, im that excited, im so looking forward to meeting you all, i feel like a kid on christmas eve, waiting for santa to come, except it aint santa who is cumming is it
Not long honey - i'll pack my Mrs Christmas outfit if ya like?
pmsl
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NEWSFLASH... (said in best John Craven accent and with twiddly-dee Newsround music playing)
There is going to be a social evening of people who are members of a swinging website - some swingers, some wannabe swingers and some non-swingers and those yet undecided... in a public place somewhere in middle England.
Scenario One
There will be public nudity, debauchery, lewd sexual acts and buggery galore. Bunny girls handing out viagra and coke on the door and all our kids playing in the garden. Oh and maybe some bar nibbles if you're lucky.
Scenario Two
There will be some seriously shy folk, some less shy and some positively vivacious characters that are all mates from the BBW room all in one pub at the same time, possibly drinking a little, giggling a lot and wearing badges with silly names on.
There will be a lot of
'OMG you sound like an Aussie / yorkie / somerset sweetie' (delete as appropriate)
and even more of
'feckin 'ell, I though your profile said you were 6ft / blonde / male / female / 48E' (again, delete as appropriate).
Possibly some bar snacks.
More giggling and hopefully Jus doing a Shirley Bassey impression.
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Ladies and gents.... we are going to scenario two. For any under the illusion that we are attending scenario one (and I am sure none of those actually attending are), please return to the 'Let's Meet up' menu and choose another more party as you'd be sadly dissappointed even if you were invited here!
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There is going to be a social evening of people who are members of a swinging website - some swingers, some wannabe swingers and some non-swingers and those yet undecided... in a public place somewhere in middle England.
Scenario One
There will be public nudity, debauchery, lewd sexual acts and buggery galore. Bunny girls handing out viagra and coke on the door and all our kids playing in the garden. Oh and maybe some bar nibbles if you're lucky.
Scenario Two
There will be some seriously shy folk, some less shy and some positively vivacious characters that are all mates from the BBW room all in one pub at the same time, possibly drinking a little, giggling a lot and wearing badges with silly names on.
There will be a lot of
'OMG you sound like an Aussie / yorkie / somerset sweetie' (delete as appropriate)
and even more of
'feckin 'ell, I though your profile said you were 6ft / blonde / male / female / 48E' (again, delete as appropriate).
Possibly some bar snacks.
More giggling and hopefully Jus doing a Shirley Bassey impression.
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Ladies and gents.... we are going to scenario two. For any under the illusion that we are attending scenario one (and I am sure none of those actually attending are), please return to the 'Let's Meet up' menu and choose another more party as you'd be sadly dissappointed even if you were invited here!
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No Debauchery ????
You don't mean we are normal people??? You'll be telling me we breathe air next and that we have feelings too !
Madness!
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By the Way Pobol Y Cwm is the best TV Programme ever made, followed closely by Aap Haak Kebab or whatever it was called on a Sunday...
I don't know why I told you that because it is irrelevant
You don't mean we are normal people??? You'll be telling me we breathe air next and that we have feelings too !
Madness!
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By the Way Pobol Y Cwm is the best TV Programme ever made, followed closely by Aap Haak Kebab or whatever it was called on a Sunday...
I don't know why I told you that because it is irrelevant
